Why are you weird? - Page 23

Garina · 05-23-2002, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants

*Sniff, sniff*

Is that toothpaste I smell?

*Dances a little jig in Shaman costume*

The sacrificial toothpaste has marked the next holy, plus also divine sacrifice to the box.

*Madly scarpers after Arathorn with a rubber chicken wheel pulley*

Come here and take your medicine.

A rubber what?!!!!!!!

Arathorn · 05-23-2002, 09:15 AM

BTW, mixing toothpaste with jello and yoghurt, I always do.

Flesh sauce on flesh smells really good.

***Earniel*** · 05-23-2002, 09:16 AM

Dear oh dear, I take a nap in my cabin and I miss a pillow fight. *graps nearest pillow and starts waving it around* Okay, better be careful now every one! I've got a loaded pillow and I'm not afraid to use it!

Garina · 05-23-2002, 09:17 AM

Anyway, about the quest...

Anyone got any ideas?

Cirdan · 05-23-2002, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eärniel
Dear oh dear, I take a nap in my cabin and I miss a pillow fight. *graps nearest pillow and starts waving it around* Okay, better be careful now every one! I've got a loaded pillow and I'm not afraid to use it!

"Bring it on, woman. Last Monday was a fluke."

- "Big Daddy"

I'm just loaded

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
Anyway, about the quest...

Anyone got any ideas?

Pah! this is a "weirdness" thread, NOT an RPG thread...

Now come here and help me use this rubber chicken pulley on Arathorn. And do be a dear and confiscate the yoghurt and jello off him will you? Or I'll be forced to steal Cirdan's toothbrush and use it. :P

TinuvielChild · 05-23-2002, 09:21 AM

Okay, i think we all definitely qualify as "weird". to the nth power.

I am the original Inebriated Lexicon.

Garina · 05-23-2002, 09:25 AM

Point taken, BoP.

I will aid you if you will help me make Arathorn stop speaking like Yoda, as got me started he has!

TC what does that mean???

Cirdan · 05-23-2002, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants

Pah! this is a "weirdness" thread, NOT an RPG thread...

Now come here and help me use this rubber chicken pulley on Arathorn. And do be a dear and confiscate the yoghurt and jello off him will you? Or I'll be forced to steal Cirdan's toothbrush and use it. :P

She's not bluffing. She know exactly how to put it to good use

:snap! toing!...rubber chicken pulley thingy really torques:

Arathorn · 05-23-2002, 09:28 AM

*pulls out real freshly dressed chicken*
A more authentic dead chicken, have I. To perform the weirding ways on it, you may.

Garina · 05-23-2002, 09:29 AM

We could always restart the quest in the RPG...

Anyway, I'm definitely weird. Just look at my signature!

TinuvielChild · 05-23-2002, 09:30 AM

You would be referring to my reference to myself as the original Inebriated Lexicon, Garina? "Inebriated Lexicon" means "drunk dictionary", and it was the first Intelligent Comment that I created. Since many of my friends seem to think that I'm perpetually drunk (at least I act that way), and I know many strange and interesting words, my friends applied it to me. It is my title.

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 09:31 AM

You think this Bene Gesserit witch is afraid of a raw chicken? Pfffft. I will just use my prana bindu and also Honoured Matre ways upon your poor forsaken tootsies until you give in and sacrifice yourself to the box using this rubber chicken pulley thing that I pilfered from the long lost island of the lotus flower.

Arathorn · 05-23-2002, 09:34 AM

*Starts praying*

"Alll hail the beardy spice...
Alll hail the beardy spice...
Alll hail the beardy spice...
Alll hail the beardy spice...
Alll hail the beardy spice..."

Garina · 05-23-2002, 09:36 AM

Wondering, I have been, whether floats cheesecake does.

Speaking like this, I wish I could stop.

Bow before the might of the divine cheesecake!!!
Now!

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 09:38 AM

You should throw some feathers around when you do that. You know. For effect.

*Manages to fling the rubber chicken pulley wheel at the raw chicken, to disarm the sacrificial victim*

Garina · 05-23-2002, 09:40 AM

*Flings M&Ms around*

Far better are M&Ms to make effect. They hurt more.

Bow before the wielder of the cheesecake. You are powerless without your rubber chicken!

TinuvielChild · 05-23-2002, 10:14 AM

smile, nod, back away slowly, toss a grenade, and RUN!!!

***Earniel*** · 05-23-2002, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cirdan

"Bring it on, woman. Last Monday was a fluke."

- "Big Daddy"

I'm just loaded

Oooooh! You shouldn't have said that. I tend to react rather badly on dares. I usually take them! *performs some Kung fu tricks with her pillow* HAYA!!! *aims the pillow of Doom at Cirdan's face and swings it*

Garina · 05-23-2002, 12:03 PM

Anyone wishing to continue with the quest for wine, there is now a thread in the RPG forum (unless someone closed it!)

*dodges Eärniel's wild pillow swings*

Cheesecake! Cheesecake!

05-23-2002, 09:15 AM	#442
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	BTW, mixing toothpaste with jello and yoghurt, I always do. Flesh sauce on flesh smells really good. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-23-2002, 09:16 AM	#443
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Dear oh dear, I take a nap in my cabin and I miss a pillow fight. graps nearest pillow and starts waving it around Okay, better be careful now every one! I've got a loaded pillow and I'm not afraid to use it! __________________ We are not things.

05-23-2002, 09:17 AM	#444
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Anyway, about the quest... Anyone got any ideas? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 09:21 AM	#447
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	Okay, i think we all definitely qualify as "weird". to the nth power. I am the original Inebriated Lexicon. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-23-2002, 09:25 AM	#448
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Point taken, BoP. I will aid you if you will help me make Arathorn stop speaking like Yoda, as got me started he has! TC what does that mean??? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 09:28 AM	#450
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	pulls out real freshly dressed chicken A more authentic dead chicken, have I. To perform the weirding ways on it, you may. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-23-2002, 09:29 AM	#451
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	We could always restart the quest in the RPG... Anyway, I'm definitely weird. Just look at my signature! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 09:30 AM	#452
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	You would be referring to my reference to myself as the original Inebriated Lexicon, Garina? "Inebriated Lexicon" means "drunk dictionary", and it was the first Intelligent Comment that I created. Since many of my friends seem to think that I'm perpetually drunk (at least I act that way), and I know many strange and interesting words, my friends applied it to me. It is my title. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-23-2002, 09:31 AM	#453
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	You think this Bene Gesserit witch is afraid of a raw chicken? Pfffft. I will just use my prana bindu and also Honoured Matre ways upon your poor forsaken tootsies until you give in and sacrifice yourself to the box using this rubber chicken pulley thing that I pilfered from the long lost island of the lotus flower. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-23-2002, 09:34 AM	#454
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Starts praying "Alll hail the beardy spice... Alll hail the beardy spice... Alll hail the beardy spice... Alll hail the beardy spice... Alll hail the beardy spice..." __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-23-2002, 09:36 AM	#455
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Wondering, I have been, whether floats cheesecake does. Speaking like this, I wish I could stop. Bow before the might of the divine cheesecake!!! Now! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 09:38 AM	#456
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	You should throw some feathers around when you do that. You know. For effect. Manages to fling the rubber chicken pulley wheel at the raw chicken, to disarm the sacrificial victim __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-23-2002, 09:40 AM	#457
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Flings M&Ms around Far better are M&Ms to make effect. They hurt more. Bow before the wielder of the cheesecake. You are powerless without your rubber chicken! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 10:14 AM	#458
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	smile, nod, back away slowly, toss a grenade, and RUN!!! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-23-2002, 12:03 PM	#460
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Anyone wishing to continue with the quest for wine, there is now a thread in the RPG forum (unless someone closed it!) dodges Eärniel's wild pillow swings Cheesecake! Cheesecake! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

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