Tolkien Lovers Anonymous - Page 23

Claenoic · 05-31-2002, 01:08 PM

Treemoustache: *Stops* There! I have taken you 731,490,836,250,986,496,320,986,107,156,019,498,73 9,847,937,496,560,947,893 entstrides, and- Huh?

All three: *Asleep*

Treemoustache: Hoom hom. Not too hasty now, hoom mm. Wake up hobbits!

Willow: *Rolls over and keeps on sleeping, mentioning something about lembas and how orcs with pointy noses kept stealing them*

Treemoustache: -_-;

Renille · 05-31-2002, 03:47 PM

Renille- Don' t you guys GET it? We're going to war? Aren't you at least a little bit scared considering this might be your last day on earth?

Eruviel- Not according to the book it's not. Aragren, calm down. You're getting too much into character.

Renille- Maybe. Is everything ready for tomorrow?

Earniel- I think so.

Renille- I must go organize! If we're gonna do Helms Deep we're gonna do it right! And if there is wine, don't drink much, okay?

Moraumer- Ok, ok...calm down.

Renille- I can't. Remember how many people died at Helm's Deep? We can't let that happen. We've got to defend it...stealthily. I've gotta go plan this! Do you guys want to help, or party?

Laurelyn · 05-31-2002, 04:08 PM

Laurelyn: Oh, she's gonna be really, really, really ticked about this.

Elf girl: What do you think we can do?

Laurelyn: push her into Mount Nokia.

Elf Girl:

Finrod: ssshe could lives with the nassty Elveses . . . punishment for being such a nasssty creature.

Elf girl: It's not her fault she's from a different world, you know.

Laurelyn: But Fineagol has a point. She could live with the elves, that is, if they'd take her.

Elf girl: If you were an elf, would you take her?

Laurelyn: No, I already said that I'd push her into mount Nokia.

Elf Girl: Yes, and we already vetoed that idea!

Laurelyn: It couldn't hurt to try again . . . .

ELf girl: But she's doing so well in bearing this Phone for us. In bringing it so far and still being alive she is showing extrodinary resilience to its evil.

Laurelyn: True. Hey, what if . . . .

Elf girl: What?

Laurelyn: NOthing.

Elf girl: --

Laurelyn: I promise to renounce all evil plots I might come up with.

Elf Girl: Don't start this again . . .

Laurelyn: Fine. BE that way.

Finrod: SSSSHHH! The nassty counssselor isss ssstirring . . .

all: *are quiet*

CURSE SCHOOL AND HOMEWORK THAT KEEPS ME OFF ENTMOOT!!!!

***Earniel*** · 05-31-2002, 04:13 PM

Eärniel: *looks from Aragren to the piece of chocolate she's holding* Helping with plans or eating chocolate? *looks at Aragren* Plan? *looks at chocolate* or sweeeeet chocolate....

*ten minutes later*

Eärniel: Plan? .... or chocolate?

Aragren:*rolls eyes and grabs the piece of chocolate and choves it in her mouth*

Eärniel: Hey!

Aragren*swallows* So what's it going to be?

Eärniel: *looking slightly downcast* Chocolate gone.... will help with plan....

Aragren: *grinning* That's the spirit!

Nazgûl Queen · 05-31-2002, 08:21 PM

Moraumer: *comes over and whispers something in Aragrens ear* I'm not THAT stupid... all of the beverages are strictly non-alcoholic, we dont need soldiers with hangovers! Have a little trust, will you? But dont tell them or I might be in danger of a gruesome death.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-31-2002, 10:04 PM

Eruviel: What? This is non-alcoholic? What are you. . .hey! That's horrible! Besides, I don't get hangovers! I'm an elf! Takes me quite a few drinks to get even tipsy!
Aragren: Enough already. Be happy you have anything at all tonight, for tomorrow-
Eruviel: I know, I know *sighs*

Renille · 05-31-2002, 10:50 PM

Renille- Thank you, thank you so MUCH Moraumer! When we get to Gondor, you can...umm...you get double rations.

Moraumer- Thank you...I think.

Renille- Anyway, you guys, sit down here. We've gotta plan this. Look, here's Helm's Deep. Maybe we could pretend that we're not there, get the ents to help us, sit in their branches, and drop burning branches on the orcs' heads.

Earniel- Great idea, only we don't have the time.

Eruviel- Unless we had a really fast runner.

Renille- Runner...no...rider. Who ride horses the best,again?

Eruviel- Elves.

Earniel- Hmm...who's an elf here?

Eruviel- I am.

Moraumer- Thanks for volunteering. Ride really fast, have fun.

Eruviel- Wha... I wanted to party!

Renille- But you want to help us more, don't you???

*The rest of the Cellowship do puppy dog eyes at Eruviel*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-31-2002, 11:00 PM

Eruviel: Okay, okay, I'll go. IF you give me some real wine first. Or miruvor. I can ride very fast. Anyone else want to come, or just me?

***Earniel*** · 06-01-2002, 02:18 AM

Eärniel: But the hobbits are taking the ents to ..what was it again? Verizonguard! That's quite a few miles from Helm's Deep.

Aragren: All the more reason for Eruviel to leave early. But maybe your right, the ents are needed to trash Verizonguard. Ask them if you can borrow the huorns and one or two ents to keep those huorns under control.

Eruviel: As I said, am I to go all the way to Verizonguard on my won, through orc and telephone sellers-infested fields? Look, I cannot do this alone!

Eärniel: *eyes Aragren accusingly* Weell since all the chocolate's gone, I'll accompany you. But we can slaughter some orc for ourselves too, right?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-01-2002, 02:25 AM

Eruviel: Of course we can. We ride now, provided we get some miruvor. Garina? Would you like to come as well?

Garina · 06-01-2002, 02:49 PM

Sure, I'll come with you! Where are we going?
*Eruviel whispers in her ear*
Oh. Well in that case...
*Eruviel waves bottle of miruvor*
What are we waiting for?!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-01-2002, 09:12 PM

Eruviel: Nothing, now! Shall we go, then?
*the three riders (Eruviel, Earniel and Garina) are led out to the stables where they pick three horses and ride away toward Fangorn*

Willow Oran · 06-02-2002, 10:33 PM

(Willow rolls over onto a rock and comes awake with a snort)

Willow:Wha- Are we there?

Treebeard:Hoom! Always in a hurry, yes we're there, now wake up your friends and we can get started.

Willow:A wakeup call is in order? Right-o then. (Takes a deep breath) CALLING ALL HOBBITS! WAKE-UP!!!!!!! IT'S A BRIGHT SUNNY DAY IN ISENGARD AND WE'RE GONNA GO AND RAIN ON THEIR PARADE SOOOOO RISE AND SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC:Why are the hobbits suddenly not posting on this thread? Post already!

Tanoliel · 06-03-2002, 12:02 AM

ooc: I was waiting for you. Sick of posting on my own.

also, I am running out of watcha call inspiration....

ic: Tano jumps up and promptly falls over Claenoic. "Ow...." *kicks Claenoic--nicely* WAKE UP! WE HAVE TO GO PARADE ON THEIR RAIN! Wait...rain on their parade...um...nevermind...
TreeM: Come then, little hobbits. We go to Verizonguard.
-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 01:07 AM

ooc: One of the other 3 riders want to post? Oh well, I'll just go ahead. . .

*They ride on, for many hours*
Garina: Are we there yet?
Eruviel: We have another few hours of riding to go before we'll be close.
Earniel: awww. . .I'm tired
Eruviel: So am I.
Garina: Can we stop for a little bit and drink some miruvor?
Eruviel: Weeeell. . .okay, but only two minutes.
*they stop, and drink some miruvor*
Eruviel: Okay, let's go!
Earniel: okay, okay
*They ride on*

ooc: See? Someone else really ought to post

Garina · 06-03-2002, 04:16 AM

ooc:I don't know what to write!!!

Garina: What's all that smoke in the distance?

Eärniel: Dunno

Eruviel: Let's go take a look.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 04:27 AM

Earniel: Is that Verizongard out there?
Eruviel: Looks like it is!
Garina:Verizongard is burning?
Eruviel: Looks like it. . .or something. . .Maybe the ents are there!

ooc: Wait...where are we going? I forgot. Wait, I could always look at the previous posts. . .

Garina · 06-03-2002, 04:30 AM

Garina: A fire! If only I had my trusty fire extinguisher!

Eärniel: Um, Garina. Verizonguard is supposed to burn.

Garina: *sulks*

Eruviel: Come on, we have to find the hobbits!

Claenoic · 06-03-2002, 10:28 AM

OOC: Sorry Tano, I was punished (HORRORS!!!)

Treemoustache: Hoom hom! You three toddle off to Quickrafter, go on.

Tano: But wait... aren't we supposed to go to Entmoot so we can meet Quickrafter?

Tremoustache: Hmmm brm, I suppose you're right.

Tano: O.O I was actually right... *faints*

Willow: Aw, now look at what you've done. *Bends* Oi! Tano! Wakeywakey!

Claenoic: *Shakes head* Never thought I'd have to do this... *kneels and yells* TANO YOUR APPLES AND MUSHROOMS ARE BEING STOLEN BY RABID PURPLE RABBITS!!!!!

Tano: ARRRGGHHH WHERE WHERE WHERE!?!?!?!

Claenoic: *Calmly* There you go.

Treemoustache & Willow: O.o

Tano: Bug out the other eye!

T & W: o.O

Tano: Much better ^_^.

Renille · 06-03-2002, 07:54 PM

Renille- AHH! What am I doing??? Leaving the fate of Helm's Deep up to three people with mirovur?! You guys, we'll be back. I've gotta go help. Again.

Theoden- Good luck!

Eowyn- May the force be with you.

Renille- What? Wrong movie.

Eowyn-Oh, sorry...this science fiction stuff is all the same to me.

Renille- You'll get used to it. Bye.

*goes away looking for Garina, Earniel and Eruviel*

Renille- You guys? Where are you?

*from the distance*

Voices- Want some more mirovur? Oh come on, this is only the third bottle.

Renille- No. This cannot be happening! A curse upon this day, for all I do runs amiss!

Earniel- Aragren, is that you?

Eruviel- Come and have some mirovur!

Renille- No, that's okay. And I think you've had enough mirovur for now.

Garina- Aww..come on. There's only a few more hours.

Renille- That's not enough time! Come on, throw out the mirovur and come with me!

Earniel-She is SUCH a party pooper.

Eruviel- Ha, you're telling ME.

05-31-2002, 01:08 PM	#441
Claenoic Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas. 'Nuff said. Posts: 556	Treemoustache: Stops There! I have taken you 731,490,836,250,986,496,320,986,107,156,019,498,73 9,847,937,496,560,947,893 entstrides, and- Huh? All three: Asleep Treemoustache: Hoom hom. Not too hasty now, hoom mm. Wake up hobbits! Willow: Rolls over and keeps on sleeping, mentioning something about lembas and how orcs with pointy noses kept stealing them Treemoustache: -_-; __________________ Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers!

05-31-2002, 03:47 PM	#442
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Renille- Don' t you guys GET it? We're going to war? Aren't you at least a little bit scared considering this might be your last day on earth? Eruviel- Not according to the book it's not. Aragren, calm down. You're getting too much into character. Renille- Maybe. Is everything ready for tomorrow? Earniel- I think so. Renille- I must go organize! If we're gonna do Helms Deep we're gonna do it right! And if there is wine, don't drink much, okay? Moraumer- Ok, ok...calm down. Renille- I can't. Remember how many people died at Helm's Deep? We can't let that happen. We've got to defend it...stealthily. I've gotta go plan this! Do you guys want to help, or party? __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

05-31-2002, 04:08 PM	#443
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Laurelyn: Oh, she's gonna be really, really, really ticked about this. Elf girl: What do you think we can do? Laurelyn: push her into Mount Nokia. Elf Girl: Finrod: ssshe could lives with the nassty Elveses . . . punishment for being such a nasssty creature. Elf girl: It's not her fault she's from a different world, you know. Laurelyn: But Fineagol has a point. She could live with the elves, that is, if they'd take her. Elf girl: If you were an elf, would you take her? Laurelyn: No, I already said that I'd push her into mount Nokia. Elf Girl: Yes, and we already vetoed that idea! Laurelyn: It couldn't hurt to try again . . . . ELf girl: But she's doing so well in bearing this Phone for us. In bringing it so far and still being alive she is showing extrodinary resilience to its evil. Laurelyn: True. Hey, what if . . . . Elf girl: What? Laurelyn: NOthing. Elf girl: -- Laurelyn: I promise to renounce all evil plots I might come up with. Elf Girl: Don't start this again . . . Laurelyn: Fine. BE that way. Finrod: SSSSHHH! The nassty counssselor isss ssstirring . . . all: are quiet CURSE SCHOOL AND HOMEWORK THAT KEEPS ME OFF ENTMOOT!!!! __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

05-31-2002, 04:13 PM	#444
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel: looks from Aragren to the piece of chocolate she's holding Helping with plans or eating chocolate? looks at Aragren Plan? looks at chocolate or sweeeeet chocolate.... ten minutes later Eärniel: Plan? .... or chocolate? Aragren:rolls eyes and grabs the piece of chocolate and choves it in her mouth Eärniel: Hey! Aragrenswallows So what's it going to be? Eärniel: looking slightly downcast Chocolate gone.... will help with plan.... Aragren: grinning That's the spirit! __________________ We are not things.

05-31-2002, 08:21 PM	#445
Nazgûl Queen Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 400	Moraumer: comes over and whispers something in Aragrens ear I'm not THAT stupid... all of the beverages are strictly non-alcoholic, we dont need soldiers with hangovers! Have a little trust, will you? But dont tell them or I might be in danger of a gruesome death. __________________ Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal...

05-31-2002, 10:04 PM	#446
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: What? This is non-alcoholic? What are you. . .hey! That's horrible! Besides, I don't get hangovers! I'm an elf! Takes me quite a few drinks to get even tipsy! Aragren: Enough already. Be happy you have anything at all tonight, for tomorrow- Eruviel: I know, I know sighs __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-31-2002, 10:50 PM	#447
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Renille- Thank you, thank you so MUCH Moraumer! When we get to Gondor, you can...umm...you get double rations. Moraumer- Thank you...I think. Renille- Anyway, you guys, sit down here. We've gotta plan this. Look, here's Helm's Deep. Maybe we could pretend that we're not there, get the ents to help us, sit in their branches, and drop burning branches on the orcs' heads. Earniel- Great idea, only we don't have the time. Eruviel- Unless we had a really fast runner. Renille- Runner...no...rider. Who ride horses the best,again? Eruviel- Elves. Earniel- Hmm...who's an elf here? Eruviel- I am. Moraumer- Thanks for volunteering. Ride really fast, have fun. Eruviel- Wha... I wanted to party! Renille- But you want to help us more, don't you??? The rest of the Cellowship do puppy dog eyes at Eruviel __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

05-31-2002, 11:00 PM	#448
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: Okay, okay, I'll go. IF you give me some real wine first. Or miruvor. I can ride very fast. Anyone else want to come, or just me? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-01-2002, 02:18 AM	#449
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel: But the hobbits are taking the ents to ..what was it again? Verizonguard! That's quite a few miles from Helm's Deep. Aragren: All the more reason for Eruviel to leave early. But maybe your right, the ents are needed to trash Verizonguard. Ask them if you can borrow the huorns and one or two ents to keep those huorns under control. Eruviel: As I said, am I to go all the way to Verizonguard on my won, through orc and telephone sellers-infested fields? Look, I cannot do this alone! Eärniel: eyes Aragren accusingly Weell since all the chocolate's gone, I'll accompany you. But we can slaughter some orc for ourselves too, right? __________________ We are not things.

06-01-2002, 02:25 AM	#450
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: Of course we can. We ride now, provided we get some miruvor. Garina? Would you like to come as well? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-01-2002, 02:49 PM	#451
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Sure, I'll come with you! Where are we going? Eruviel whispers in her ear Oh. Well in that case... Eruviel waves bottle of miruvor What are we waiting for?!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-01-2002, 09:12 PM	#452
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: Nothing, now! Shall we go, then? the three riders (Eruviel, Earniel and Garina) are led out to the stables where they pick three horses and ride away toward Fangorn __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-02-2002, 10:33 PM	#453
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	(Willow rolls over onto a rock and comes awake with a snort) Willow:Wha- Are we there? Treebeard:Hoom! Always in a hurry, yes we're there, now wake up your friends and we can get started. Willow:A wakeup call is in order? Right-o then. (Takes a deep breath) CALLING ALL HOBBITS! WAKE-UP!!!!!!! IT'S A BRIGHT SUNNY DAY IN ISENGARD AND WE'RE GONNA GO AND RAIN ON THEIR PARADE SOOOOO RISE AND SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOC:Why are the hobbits suddenly not posting on this thread? Post already! __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

06-03-2002, 12:02 AM	#454
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	ooc: I was waiting for you. Sick of posting on my own. also, I am running out of watcha call inspiration.... ic: Tano jumps up and promptly falls over Claenoic. "Ow...." kicks Claenoic--nicely WAKE UP! WE HAVE TO GO PARADE ON THEIR RAIN! Wait...rain on their parade...um...nevermind... TreeM: Come then, little hobbits. We go to Verizonguard. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

06-03-2002, 01:07 AM	#455
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	ooc: One of the other 3 riders want to post? Oh well, I'll just go ahead. . . They ride on, for many hours Garina: Are we there yet? Eruviel: We have another few hours of riding to go before we'll be close. Earniel: awww. . .I'm tired Eruviel: So am I. Garina: Can we stop for a little bit and drink some miruvor? Eruviel: Weeeell. . .okay, but only two minutes. they stop, and drink some miruvor Eruviel: Okay, let's go! Earniel: okay, okay They ride on ooc: See? Someone else really ought to post __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 04:16 AM	#456
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	ooc:I don't know what to write!!! Garina: What's all that smoke in the distance? Eärniel: Dunno Eruviel: Let's go take a look. __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-03-2002, 04:27 AM	#457
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Earniel: Is that Verizongard out there? Eruviel: Looks like it is! Garina:Verizongard is burning? Eruviel: Looks like it. . .or something. . .Maybe the ents are there! ooc: Wait...where are we going? I forgot. Wait, I could always look at the previous posts. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 04:30 AM	#458
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Garina: A fire! If only I had my trusty fire extinguisher! Eärniel: Um, Garina. Verizonguard is supposed to burn. Garina: sulks Eruviel: Come on, we have to find the hobbits! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-03-2002, 10:28 AM	#459
Claenoic Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas. 'Nuff said. Posts: 556	OOC: Sorry Tano, I was punished (HORRORS!!!) Treemoustache: Hoom hom! You three toddle off to Quickrafter, go on. Tano: But wait... aren't we supposed to go to Entmoot so we can meet Quickrafter? Tremoustache: Hmmm brm, I suppose you're right. Tano: O.O I was actually right... faints Willow: Aw, now look at what you've done. Bends Oi! Tano! Wakeywakey! Claenoic: Shakes head Never thought I'd have to do this... kneels and yells TANO YOUR APPLES AND MUSHROOMS ARE BEING STOLEN BY RABID PURPLE RABBITS!!!!! Tano: ARRRGGHHH WHERE WHERE WHERE!?!?!?! Claenoic: Calmly There you go. Treemoustache & Willow: O.o Tano: Bug out the other eye! T & W: o.O Tano: Much better ^_^. __________________ Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! Last edited by Claenoic : 06-03-2002 at 10:30 AM.

06-03-2002, 07:54 PM	#460
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Renille- AHH! What am I doing??? Leaving the fate of Helm's Deep up to three people with mirovur?! You guys, we'll be back. I've gotta go help. Again. Theoden- Good luck! Eowyn- May the force be with you. Renille- What? Wrong movie. Eowyn-Oh, sorry...this science fiction stuff is all the same to me. Renille- You'll get used to it. Bye. goes away looking for Garina, Earniel and Eruviel Renille- You guys? Where are you? from the distance Voices- Want some more mirovur? Oh come on, this is only the third bottle. Renille- No. This cannot be happening! A curse upon this day, for all I do runs amiss! Earniel- Aragren, is that you? Eruviel- Come and have some mirovur! Renille- No, that's okay. And I think you've had enough mirovur for now. Garina- Aww..come on. There's only a few more hours. Renille- That's not enough time! Come on, throw out the mirovur and come with me! Earniel-She is SUCH a party pooper. Eruviel- Ha, you're telling ME. __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

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