Teacup Café XIX - Page 23

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by durinsbane2244

ACALLY!! how are you, m'deer?!

(mmm, venison)

Haha! Good one DB

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

*puts out fires*
*passes a fire-hose over everyone in the room*
*cleans up dirty dishes, broken mugs, empty containers of mustard, sauce, ketchup, etc.*
*mops floor*
*washes windows*
*wipes down counter*

See how hardworking she is in comparison to all you slobs?

Shame!

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Originally Posted by rosie

Second--worthy citizens: I am disappointed that you could have egged on your president during this his saddest hour. A leader in the midst of a temporary madness should not be placated, but taken to a phsyciatric ward and sedated until reason returns to his faculties.

Exactly! I was a victim of victimhood, and you slobs did NOTHING!

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Eärniel

*dies laughing*

Well, you got the last laugh....

Or did you?

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Yeah! You tell 'im, Rosie!

*Stupid Earniel Voice* Oh yeah, let's burn his classical music collection!

*mob of angry women start beating poor Orphe-...er, Hector...to death with their large books. Earniel especially takes pleasure in smashing a large tome against Hector's head*

Jerks...

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 07:36 PM

Actually my incredible spelling is overshadowed by my herrendously inept typing. That's my official story and I'm sticking by it.

(This poster looks for the runny tapioca pudding and a victim)

Lotesse · 08-14-2007, 07:41 PM

That's horrendously, baby! Heh, don't feel bad, I bet you dollars to donuts my typing is way, way worse that yours, or anyone's here - except maybe me9996. 'Course, one can never be sure if it is his typing, or just his astounding inability to spell. Anything. At all.

It's hilarious; I love reading his posts sometimes just for the priceless typos/spelling errors. And he's a cool guy, too, which makes it even funnier...

Hector, what's up with your triple/quadruple-post bullying of the Teacup page? Jesus, man, take a breath once in a while and, and just, CHILL, you maniac! That's ego maniac, to be more precise...

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lotesse

Hector, what's up with your triple/quadruple-post bullying of the Teacup page? Jesus, man, take a breath once in a while and, and just, CHILL, you maniac! That's ego maniac, to be more precise...

*pours ice down Lotesse's back*

Hey, I'm a victim. What can I say?

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 07:49 PM

Oh great yet another message board frequented by the spelling police. Finds his victim and tosses a large quantity of runny tapioca at Lotsi.

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldHippie

Actually my incredible spelling is overshadowed by my herrendously inept typing. That's my official story and I'm sticking by it.

(This poster looks for the runny tapioca pudding and a victim)

*remembers that OldHippie/FormerEntmootMember needs to be doused in marinated banana soup*

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BeardofPants

You know what word gets me? 'Queue'. I never know if I've quite put in enough 'u's or 'e's. Stoopid english. Wait... no. Stoopid French.

*dumps a bottle of codfish oil on BoP*

getting a little old, are we?

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

*clears throat* First off--Hector: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SNORTING, BOY??!!

I warned ya...

*squirts Rosie with ketchup*

Sorry

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

*remembers that OldHippie/FormerEntmootMember needs to be doused in marinated banana soup*

Former member already, sheeeesh tuff crowd here. Banana soup 'eh. quite the ritual.

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OldHippie

Former member already, sheeeesh tuff crowd here. Banana soup 'eh. quite the ritual.

I can guess who you are: Anduril

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 09:17 PM

LMAO, sorry Hector I'm not Anduril. I do know a couple folks here but there from another site I frequent.

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 09:27 PM

Hmmm... *rubs chin ponderously*

Congressmn? Darth Tater, maybe?

Kirk: Spock? Is that you?

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 09:29 PM

I'll make it easy on ya Hector, This is my first foray into this abode. I have absolutely no history here. Now get me a hose and let me outta this banana stuff.

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by OldHippie

I'll make it easy on ya Hector, This is my first foray into this abode. I have absolutely no history here. Now get me a hose and let me outta this banana stuff.

So what about Tessar's suspicion?

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 09:56 PM

LMAO>>>>>>>>>> He's a lurking moderator.

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 10:08 PM

This is a test, remeber this is only a test.

***Tessar*** · 08-14-2007, 11:34 PM

The only place I lurk is in my darkened living room, sipping an ice cold water and watching my pawns seek out and destroy my many enemies.

Mwaha... aha... AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

And Hector--you can stop guessing. I was wrong about who I thought it was.

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Tessar

And Hector--you can stop guessing. I was wrong about who I thought it was.

Nice of you to say so now.

*throws bucket of mopwater on Tessar*

08-14-2007, 07:41 PM	#445
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	That's horrendously, baby! Heh, don't feel bad, I bet you dollars to donuts my typing is way, way worse that yours, or anyone's here - except maybe me9996. 'Course, one can never be sure if it is his typing, or just his astounding inability to spell. Anything. At all. It's hilarious; I love reading his posts sometimes just for the priceless typos/spelling errors. And he's a cool guy, too, which makes it even funnier... Hector, what's up with your triple/quadruple-post bullying of the Teacup page? Jesus, man, take a breath once in a while and, and just, CHILL, you maniac! That's ego maniac, to be more precise... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-14-2007, 09:17 PM	#453
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	LMAO, sorry Hector I'm not Anduril. I do know a couple folks here but there from another site I frequent. Last edited by OldHippie : 08-14-2007 at 09:23 PM.

08-14-2007, 09:27 PM	#454
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Hmmm... rubs chin ponderously Congressmn? Darth Tater, maybe? Kirk: Spock? Is that you? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

08-14-2007, 10:08 PM	#458
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	This is a test, remeber this is only a test. __________________ Music is like candy............. It's much better when you throw away the Rappers.

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08-14-2007, 07:36 PM	#444
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	Actually my incredible spelling is overshadowed by my herrendously inept typing. That's my official story and I'm sticking by it. (This poster looks for the runny tapioca pudding and a victim)

08-14-2007, 07:49 PM	#447
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	Oh great yet another message board frequented by the spelling police. Finds his victim and tosses a large quantity of runny tapioca at Lotsi.

08-14-2007, 09:29 PM	#455
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	I'll make it easy on ya Hector, This is my first foray into this abode. I have absolutely no history here. Now get me a hose and let me outta this banana stuff.

08-14-2007, 09:56 PM	#457
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	LMAO>>>>>>>>>> He's a lurking moderator.

08-14-2007, 11:34 PM	#459
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	The only place I lurk is in my darkened living room, sipping an ice cold water and watching my pawns seek out and destroy my many enemies. Mwaha... aha... AHAHAHAHAHAHA. And Hector--you can stop guessing. I was wrong about who I thought it was.