01-31-2002, 09:17 PM | #441 | |
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In return for such a compliment, I'd like to say that I fancy you again :P |
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01-31-2002, 09:32 PM | #442 |
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Oh good . . . um, I think? Besides, I'm sure a cute little rodent like you is much too pure and innocent to really have such thoughts.
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01-31-2002, 10:28 PM | #443 |
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I am not pure and innocent at all, too old a rodent for that.
But you are right, I AM a cute little rodent Heh, a compliment from someone I fancy! Yes I know it was a sarcastic comment, but I'm choosing to ignore that |
01-31-2002, 10:33 PM | #444 |
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Very wise, my friend. Wow, you are a long-lived rodent! You must be the Gandalf of your people.
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01-31-2002, 11:01 PM | #445 |
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Ai! Ai! This thread has now turned into "What would you do . . . if you had Dirty Old Pedophilic Man Syndrome, heh heh heh . . ."
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01-31-2002, 11:05 PM | #446 |
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If I had Dirty Old Pedophilic Man Syndrome, I would . . . Wait, can you even have Dirty Old Pedophilic Man Syndrome if you're not old, not pedophilic, and not even a Man? How about, "What would you do . . . if you had Dirty Young Lovesick Hobbit Syndrome"? Oh, wait, that's what this is already.
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01-31-2002, 11:49 PM | #447 |
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Surreal!
This has to be the warmest, friendliest, most life-affirming discussion ever to feature frequent use of the word "pedophilic." Again I say, surreal! (And the fact that the word "Gerbil" also features prominently only makes it all the more disturbing.) Last edited by Churl : 01-31-2002 at 11:53 PM. |
02-01-2002, 12:31 AM | #448 |
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I like the fact you are all spelling paedophile wrong and don't even know
As for what would I do if I had Dirty Old Paedophilic Man Syndrome (or DOPMS for short), well, then I'd fancy FrodoFriend and Rogue Elf like mad even though they are fictional personas of people I'll never meet. No, wait, that can't be right... Yeah, of course it's not right! I missed out Sam, Feraway and that other girl who's name slips my mind. I love you all! *squeaks innocently at you* Ah bless. |
02-01-2002, 12:49 AM | #449 |
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lol. I think i like gerbils much better than hamsters..my little sister had a dwarf hamster that activly attacked people...I think one of our cats ate him. ^_^
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02-01-2002, 01:43 AM | #450 | |
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Gerbil, can you exercise some clout and get the OED site to go subscription-free?  That way we clods on this side of the pond will finally know how to spell in English!  |
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02-01-2002, 01:47 AM | #451 |
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Are you sure about the spelling of "pedophile"? that's how I've always seen it spelled. Hold on a sec, I've got a dictionary here . . . Okay, my dictionary says that the prefix "paedo" is the same as "pedo." So there!
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02-01-2002, 02:24 AM | #452 |
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but I like spelling things all wrong and lazy like . Its the American way! take my president...please!
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02-01-2002, 02:28 AM | #453 |
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Um, Feraway, you're not trying to plant some kind of "subliminable" message here, are you?  Is that your "strategery"? 
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02-01-2002, 02:38 AM | #454 |
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Come on. Feraway is obviously inventing a newly developed and complete form of Adunaic. She is a very accomplished scholar.
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02-01-2002, 02:44 AM | #455 |
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Ah!  That clears that up!  I, on the other hand, was writing in the far more rustic "A-dubya-ic."
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02-01-2002, 02:46 AM | #456 |
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Wow, that went right over my head. Wooo, there it goes!! *giggles*
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02-01-2002, 02:54 AM | #457 |
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Sorry, FrodoFriend … depending on where you're located, you might or might not be familiar with the malapropisms of U.S. President George W. ("Dubya") Bush.  "Strategery" and "subliminable" were among his gems — hence "A-dubya-ic" instead of Adunaic.
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02-01-2002, 05:32 AM | #458 |
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[Jumps on bandwagon] Happy Birthday Jersey Devil (Although it may be a bit late by now!)
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02-01-2002, 07:15 AM | #459 |
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Grrrrr...
I was 1044 by the start of the War of the Ring.... But I'm stuck in this 14 year old HUMAN body! How hard can life get? When Manwe sent us across the Sundering Seas to inhabit bodies to save Middleearth, i didnt expect to relive my childhood!
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02-01-2002, 12:09 PM | #460 |
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Eeeezzzactly! ^_^
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