President of Entmoot - Page 23

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 02-02-2004, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
This is why you shouldn't vote for SGH:

Hmm...

Well, I don't know Earniel's position on running, but you said if she didn't you were voting for me. Make up your cotten picken mind. Geesh, some people just can't take a joke.

Falagar · 02-02-2004, 03:18 PM

*TV-camera zooms in on Average Joe walking down the street in Fimbrethil Ally*

Reporter: Hello, do you have a minute?

Average Joe: Sure, take your time.

Reporter: What do you think of the candidates for the upcoming Entmoot-election?

Average Joe: I really don't know what to think, there's so much confusion and it's really hard to follow...

Reporter: Let our election-expert guide you then!

*Camera zooms in on woman with glasses sitting in a chair in her office*

Reporter: Ellen, what do you think of the candidates?

Expert-Ellen: Here's what serious debates and investigations have shown:

Jonathan - Puppet
Anduril - Probably doesn't care for his voters
SGH - Dictator.
Falagar - Honest, good looking and intelligent
Hector - Ditto
Tolkien - The man who really deserves this

*Black screen appears, letters are written in red*

Which one would you choose?

*Camera zooms back on Average Joe*

Average Joe: Hard choice; but I think I will vote for Falagor or Hector, or perhaps Tolkien. I think they sound like honest and intelligent candidates.

*black screen appears again*

So do we.

This commercial was brought to you by Falapropaganda A/S

**Nurvingiel** · 02-02-2004, 03:21 PM

LOL Falagar

Quote:

Originally posted by Falagar
Tolkien - The man who really deserves this

*sheds a tear* I couldn't have said it better myself.

Sween · 02-02-2004, 03:27 PM

I may as well be ur leader as im the only one here with the balls to do it

Brian · 02-02-2004, 04:12 PM

i have changed my vote to sgh! i dislike school and their slow comps!

Lalaith · 02-02-2004, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Falagar
[B]
Jonathan - Puppet
Anduril - Probably doesn't care for his voters
SGH - Dictator.
Falagar - Honest, good looking and intelligent
Hector - Ditto
Tolkien - The man who really deserves this

Hmm, couldn't have said it better.

I'll still go for the Dictator ... or maybe the man who really deserves it.

No other candidates? I want to see more females competing.

***Fat middle*** · 02-02-2004, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Falagar

So do we.

This commercial was brought to you by Falapropaganda A/S

Good one Falagar

Your excentric campaign is begining to work.

You almost have my vote

Wait, I should be impartial till the end...

Lizra · 02-02-2004, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sween
I may as well be ur leader as im the only one here with the balls to do it

Oh ho!

This is almost beyond my imagination!

Andúril · 02-02-2004, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Falagar:
Anduril - Probably doesn't care for his voters

Blasphemy. I care very much for my voters, even those who have cyberfun and extra fun on the side (in the barn, with others, falling off beds

) and especially those who try to make themselves more attractive for me, even though she is already allowed to make use of my body as she wishes.

Andúril · 02-02-2004, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Lalaith:
I want to see more females competing.

Same here. You supply the skimpy bikini, I'll supply the mud.

BeardofPants · 02-02-2004, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sween
I may as well be ur leader as im the only one here with the balls to do it

But you're a brit, and they're probably pimply.

Brian · 02-02-2004, 08:20 PM

SGH FOR PRES.!!!!!!!!

Lizra · 02-02-2004, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
But you're a brit, and they're probably pimply.

Pimply, purple.....

Brian · 02-02-2004, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Falagar
*TV-camera zooms in on Average Joe walking down the street in Fimbrethil Ally*

Reporter: Hello, do you have a minute?

Average Joe: Sure, take your time.

Reporter: What do you think of the candidates for the upcoming Entmoot-election?

Average Joe: I really don't know what to think, there's so much confusion and it's really hard to follow...

Reporter: Let our election-expert guide you then!

*Camera zooms in on woman with glasses sitting in a chair in her office*

Reporter: Ellen, what do you think of the candidates?

Expert-Ellen: Here's what serious debates and investigations have shown:

Jonathan - Puppet
Anduril - Probably doesn't care for his voters
SGH - Dictator.
Falagar - Honest, good looking and intelligent
Hector - Ditto
Tolkien - The man who really deserves this

*Black screen appears, letters are written in red*

Which one would you choose?

*Camera zooms back on Average Joe*

Average Joe: Hard choice; but I think I will vote for Falagor or Hector, or perhaps Tolkien. I think they sound like honest and intelligent candidates.

*black screen appears again*

So do we.

This commercial was brought to you by Falapropaganda A/S

Tolkien - The man who really deserves this coudn't agree more old j.r.r is the true winner!

nice!

must have coast big bucks to get that on tv

SGH FOR PRES!!!!!

**Nurvingiel** · 02-02-2004, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
But you're a brit, and they're probably pimply.

Aaaaugh! Mind Bleach! Mind Bleach!!

BeardofPants · 02-02-2004, 09:04 PM

Hahaha.

Hey, I didn't even mention anything about the effects of cold weather....

Lady Ravyn · 02-02-2004, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Falagar
Jonathan - Puppet
Anduril - Probably doesn't care for his voters
SGH - Dictator.
Falagar - Honest, good looking and intelligent
Hector - Ditto
Tolkien - The man who really deserves this
[/B]

true,true,true... though i think of tolkien as more of an entmoot god than president; i think someone else said that before too

**Nurvingiel** · 02-02-2004, 09:10 PM

I agree with that, but since Tolkien is an Entmoot god, then logically, a the symbolic position of honour (President), should be given to him.

Join the team, wear the av.

<<<

Bombadillo · 02-02-2004, 09:31 PM

I don't know, I'd see that as more of a downgrade from god. If, by chance, he is somehow elected, he should have the title "High Exhalted Ruler" instead of "President".

And then Bmilder would have to change "a board dedicated to the works of JRR Tolkien" to "Our High Exhalted Ruler is JRR Tolkien."

Brian · 02-02-2004, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bombadillo
I don't know, I'd see that as more of a downgrade from god. If, by chance, he is somehow elected, he should have the title "High Exhalted Ruler" instead of "President".

And then Bmilder would have to change "a board dedicated to the works of JRR Tolkien" to "Our High Exhalted Ruler is JRR Tolkien."

i d say hes a god among gods!

hey go cheak out my question in harrypotter triva thread!!!

SGH FOR PRES.!!!

02-02-2004, 03:18 PM	#442
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	TV-camera zooms in on Average Joe walking down the street in Fimbrethil Ally Reporter: Hello, do you have a minute? Average Joe: Sure, take your time. Reporter: What do you think of the candidates for the upcoming Entmoot-election? Average Joe: I really don't know what to think, there's so much confusion and it's really hard to follow... Reporter: Let our election-expert guide you then! Camera zooms in on woman with glasses sitting in a chair in her office Reporter: Ellen, what do you think of the candidates? Expert-Ellen: Here's what serious debates and investigations have shown: Jonathan - Puppet Anduril - Probably doesn't care for his voters SGH - Dictator. Falagar - Honest, good looking and intelligent Hector - Ditto Tolkien - The man who really deserves this Black screen appears, letters are written in red *Which one would you* choose?** Camera zooms back on Average Joe Average Joe: Hard choice; but I think I will vote for Falagor or Hector, or perhaps Tolkien. I think they sound like honest and intelligent candidates. black screen appears again So do we. This commercial was brought to you by Falapropaganda A/S __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 02-02-2004 at 03:28 PM.

02-02-2004, 03:27 PM	#444
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	I may as well be ur leader as im the only one here with the balls to do it __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

02-02-2004, 04:12 PM	#445
Brian Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: in front of my computer Posts: 125	i have changed my vote to sgh! i dislike school and their slow comps! __________________ good to be back!!!!!! slipknot rules and norco is still the best!! my fourm need ppl!! http://www.casev.com/lotr/

02-02-2004, 08:20 PM	#452
Brian Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: in front of my computer Posts: 125	SGH FOR PRES.!!!!!!!! __________________ good to be back!!!!!! slipknot rules and norco is still the best!! my fourm need ppl!! http://www.casev.com/lotr/

02-02-2004, 09:04 PM	#456
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hahaha. Hey, I didn't even mention anything about the effects of cold weather.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

02-02-2004, 09:31 PM	#459
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	I don't know, I'd see that as more of a downgrade from god. If, by chance, he is somehow elected, he should have the title "High Exhalted Ruler" instead of "President". And then Bmilder would have to change "a board dedicated to the works of JRR Tolkien" to "Our High Exhalted Ruler is JRR Tolkien." __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

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