01-07-2004, 12:37 AM | #441 |
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Treebeard: Grab a knife. I'm gonna carve my initials in this here tree.
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01-16-2004, 09:03 AM | #442 |
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ummmm....
people have probably said it before, but anyhoo Gimli: C'mon Leggy. Horses arent that bad It's fun to ride them Legolas: No..No The big horse is scary. I want my mommy!!!
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01-17-2004, 09:08 AM | #443 |
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(when asked by ring wraith about the One Ring)
Frodo: Ring? What, this little thing? Oh, it's just a family heirloom. You know, it's belonged to hobbits for hundreds of years! SAM: Faramir, you must let us keep going! The Ring is such a burden to him! FRODO: Oh, no, Sam! There you go, being all extremist again. Don't be such a worry wart! I'm fine! I've needed a good, hard workout like this for a long time! lol
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Aragorn at the Black Gate, telling Sauron to come forth:
"Hey Sauron, let me tell you something about your mother!"
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01-19-2004, 07:11 PM | #445 | |
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Arwen to Aragorn: "It'd never work out between us; you're just too young for me!"
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01-20-2004, 12:55 AM | #446 |
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I hope this hasn't been posted yet...
Aragorn to Arwen at his crowning: Oh listen, about that whole 'giving up your immortality' thing for me, well, uh, I spent a lot of time with Legolas, and see, oh geez, how do I say this...(as Legolas walks up) we've fallen in love. But you've gotta understand, we've been through SO much together." Gandalf to Frodo: "You know, I could hold the ring for you to lighten your burden." Gimli: "I'm tired of this damn axe, give me a bow!" Frodo to Aragorn: "Here take it already. I'm sick of it." Sauron upon his capture: "C'mon guys, it was all fun and games. I didn't really mean to kill your fathers, geez, get over it already." An Orc: "I think I'm going to take a bath. Anyone want to join me?" Gollum: "I love lembas bread! Screw eating raw meat; you can get salmonella poisoning!" Elrond: "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson, uh, I mean Frodo Baggins." A Dwarf: "Screw this mining thing, I need a tan!" Frodo to Gandalf: "What the F*K Gandalf, where the hell were you when I needed you in Bree and Weathertop?" Bill (the horse) to Sam: "Finally letting me go huh? And in the middle of nowhere, thanks." Eowyn to Arwen: "Your man's hands healed more than just my wounds. He took care of ALL my needs!" To which Arwen responds: "Oh really, well now I'm glad that I did the same to Frodo. He may be small, but he's got really big feet if you know what I mean." I'll think of some more later.
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01-20-2004, 01:08 PM | #447 |
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lololololololololol!!!!!!
these are getting really bad...lol... Gandalf: You know, when you really look at things objectively, Saruman is right. Why don't we all save ourselves a little trouble and just give Sauron the ring? I'm sure everything'll work out just fine...
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Oh the innuendo, Telcontar.
As a continuation to your post Lady Ravyn: Saruman: Yeah, I'm all for setting Sauron up as a Dark Lord. Sorry about the whole faking that the Ring was lost at sea Gandalf. No hard feelings about your imprisonment? Gandalf: Water under the bridge. Gwaihir: Well I still have hard feelings about it. You weren't as light then as you were after you fought the Balrog. Gandalf: Speaking of the Balrog, I really should give him a call.
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01-21-2004, 08:47 PM | #449 |
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Elrond, Gandalf and Celeborn: Sing hey for the bath at the close of day.....
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01-22-2004, 12:34 AM | #450 |
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Aragorn: im going to wash my greasy hair!
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Aragorn: And shave!
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01-22-2004, 08:48 AM | #452 |
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Denethor: Hey, Gandalf!!!! You're back!! Man, its good to see you again!
Gandalf: Yeah, it has been quite some time. Too bad we had to meet in such a dark hour. Denethor: Hey, Hey, Mr. Grumpy Pants (as Gandalf was known in Gondor prior to Faramir's bachelor party), ease off the darkness, it aint so bad! Come have a beer. *Shouts over his shoulder* Hey! Sauron, Get my boy Gandalf a beer! Sauron (from the den): No prob. Gandalf: Denethor!! You have sided with evil!!! Denethor: No, No, Me and Sauron, we talked it out, smoothed out our differences, everythings cool. Come on, take a load off. We were just watching the Colts game. Gandalf: Well, I... Sauron (in a flanel shirt, jeans, and a John Deere hat): Here ya go, G. Gandalf: I guess one wouldnt hurt...
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01-22-2004, 07:52 PM | #453 |
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to continue Beor's:
Pippin *foam finger over head, down to his knees* <muffled> guys? i think it's a little big! so what's the score?
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01-23-2004, 03:49 AM | #454 |
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Denethor: *chuckeling*, ahh, gentle hobbit, your humor is so pure, you must tell the one about Morgoth again!
Sauron: Well, take it easy, Denethor, you know I'm still a little sensitive on the whole Melkor thing. Gandalf: Sauron, he's not coming back, its time to move on. Sauron: Well, I tried the evil thing, but he doesnt care. He never really did, I did my best to be noticed Elrond: No, No, He loved you, He did, The Valar destroyed him, Sauron, that's not your fault, it never has been. You did good, real good. Denethor (quietly to Gandalf): I think Ol' Elrond is trying to move in on Sauron. Gandalf: Well, its not like he hasnt dropped little hints here and there. Hes definitely off the rebound...
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01-23-2004, 08:14 PM | #455 |
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ROFL!!!!!!!!
Sauron, brokenly: I know I should move on, but... it's been so hard these past few millenia! I didn't even get to say good-bye! Gandalf: *sigh* Well, it's the dawning of a new age, and you should think of yourself now! Get out of those black mourning clothes and into something a little more revealing! Try a flowing elven garb or something! Saruman: yeah, you know, it wasn't like he was good for you anyway...
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01-24-2004, 03:23 AM | #456 |
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Denethor: I know what we can do! Lets go shopping!!
*all get up and start giggling and jumping around* Gandalf: Yeah, Sauron, lets get you some good clothes! We'll go to Elfercrombie and dress you up good Sauruman: Yeah, c'mon Sauron, it'll be good for you. Sauron: Oh.....Okay *Suddenly Farimir runs in* Faramir: Father! The enemy is-- AAAHHH!!!! Denethor: hey, hey, easy there, Faramir, its cool, here, have a beer. Faramir: Wow, I've never drank with my dad before. This Rocks! Sauron: Oh, hey, Gandalf, did you ever call off your hobbit's with the ring? Gandalf: - - -
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01-24-2004, 11:08 AM | #457 |
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Nehheh, you could turn this thing into a RPG.
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Or fanfiction - people acting out of character.
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01-28-2004, 02:10 PM | #459 |
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Something like "Lady Ravyn and Beor Present --- The Adventures of Sauron and Denethor: A Romantic Comedy"
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01-28-2004, 10:26 PM | #460 |
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ROFL!!!!!!!
or: "All My Hobbits: A Love Story" lol
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