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Gerbil · 01-31-2002, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Gerbil, I didn't say you were old, I said you have Dirty Old Pedophilic Man Syndrome. 25 isn't old. Old is, I dunno, 70 or so.

Oh that's alright then - for a minute I was offended, but I knew you'd not be so mean to lovely little me.
In return for such a compliment, I'd like to say that I fancy you again :P

FrodoFriend · 01-31-2002, 09:32 PM

Oh good . . . um, I think?

Besides, I'm sure a cute little rodent like you is much too pure and innocent to really have such thoughts.

Gerbil · 01-31-2002, 10:28 PM

I am not pure and innocent at all, too old a rodent for that.
But you are right, I AM a cute little rodent

Heh, a compliment from someone I fancy!

Yes I know it was a sarcastic comment, but I'm choosing to ignore that

FrodoFriend · 01-31-2002, 10:33 PM

Very wise, my friend.

Wow, you are a long-lived rodent! You must be the Gandalf of your people.

Rána Eressëa · 01-31-2002, 11:01 PM

Ai! Ai! This thread has now turned into "What would you do . . . if you had Dirty Old Pedophilic Man Syndrome, heh heh heh . . ."

FrodoFriend · 01-31-2002, 11:05 PM

If I had Dirty Old Pedophilic Man Syndrome, I would . . . Wait, can you even have Dirty Old Pedophilic Man Syndrome if you're not old, not pedophilic, and not even a Man? How about, "What would you do . . . if you had Dirty Young Lovesick Hobbit Syndrome"? Oh, wait, that's what this is already.

Churl · 01-31-2002, 11:49 PM

Surreal!

This has to be the warmest, friendliest, most life-affirming discussion ever to feature frequent use of the word "pedophilic."

Again I say, surreal!

(And the fact that the word "Gerbil" also features prominently only makes it all the more disturbing.)

Gerbil · 02-01-2002, 12:31 AM

I like the fact you are all spelling paedophile wrong and don't even know

As for what would I do if I had Dirty Old Paedophilic Man Syndrome (or DOPMS for short), well, then I'd fancy FrodoFriend and Rogue Elf like mad even though they are fictional personas of people I'll never meet.

No, wait, that can't be right...

Yeah, of course it's not right! I missed out Sam, Feraway and that other girl who's name slips my mind. I love you all!

*squeaks innocently at you*

Ah bless.

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-01-2002, 12:49 AM

lol. I think i like gerbils much better than hamsters..my little sister had a dwarf hamster that activly attacked people...I think one of our cats ate him. ^_^

Churl · 02-01-2002, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gerbil
I like the fact you are all spelling paedophile wrong and don't even know

What can I say?&nbsp Blame those bloody Yanks Merriam and Webster.&nbsp They list "pe-" as a valid spelling.

Gerbil, can you exercise some clout and get the OED site to go subscription-free?&nbsp That way we clods on this side of the pond will finally know how to spell in English!&nbsp

FrodoFriend · 02-01-2002, 01:47 AM

Are you sure about the spelling of "pedophile"? that's how I've always seen it spelled. Hold on a sec, I've got a dictionary here . . . Okay, my dictionary says that the prefix "paedo" is the same as "pedo." So there!

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-01-2002, 02:24 AM

but I like spelling things all wrong and lazy like . Its the American way! take my president...please!

Churl · 02-01-2002, 02:28 AM

Um, Feraway, you're not trying to plant some kind of "subliminable" message here, are you?&nbsp Is that your "strategery"?&nbsp

FrodoFriend · 02-01-2002, 02:38 AM

Come on. Feraway is obviously inventing a newly developed and complete form of Adunaic. She is a very accomplished scholar.

Churl · 02-01-2002, 02:44 AM

Ah!&nbsp That clears that up!&nbsp I, on the other hand, was writing in the far more rustic "A-dubya-ic."

FrodoFriend · 02-01-2002, 02:46 AM

Wow, that went right over my head. Wooo, there it goes!! *giggles*

Churl · 02-01-2002, 02:54 AM

Sorry, FrodoFriend … depending on where you're located, you might or might not be familiar with the malapropisms of U.S. President George W. ("Dubya") Bush.&nbsp "Strategery" and "subliminable" were among his gems — hence "A-dubya-ic" instead of Adunaic.

Agburanar · 02-01-2002, 05:32 AM

[Jumps on bandwagon] Happy Birthday Jersey Devil (Although it may be a bit late by now!)

Nazgûl Queen · 02-01-2002, 07:15 AM

Grrrrr...
I was 1044 by the start of the War of the Ring....
But I'm stuck in this 14 year old HUMAN body!

How hard can life get? When Manwe sent us across the Sundering Seas to inhabit bodies to save Middleearth, i didnt expect to relive my childhood!

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-01-2002, 12:09 PM

Eeeezzzactly! ^_^

01-31-2002, 09:32 PM	#442
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Oh good . . . um, I think? Besides, I'm sure a cute little rodent like you is much too pure and innocent to really have such thoughts. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-31-2002, 10:28 PM	#443
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	I am not pure and innocent at all, too old a rodent for that. But you are right, I AM a cute little rodent Heh, a compliment from someone I fancy! Yes I know it was a sarcastic comment, but I'm choosing to ignore that __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-31-2002, 10:33 PM	#444
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Very wise, my friend. Wow, you are a long-lived rodent! You must be the Gandalf of your people. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-31-2002, 11:05 PM	#446
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	If I had Dirty Old Pedophilic Man Syndrome, I would . . . Wait, can you even have Dirty Old Pedophilic Man Syndrome if you're not old, not pedophilic, and not even a Man? How about, "What would you do . . . if you had Dirty Young Lovesick Hobbit Syndrome"? Oh, wait, that's what this is already. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-31-2002, 11:49 PM	#447
Churl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 128	Surreal! This has to be the warmest, friendliest, most life-affirming discussion ever to feature frequent use of the word "pedophilic." Again I say, surreal! (And the fact that the word "Gerbil" also features prominently only makes it all the more disturbing.) Last edited by Churl : 01-31-2002 at 11:53 PM.

01-31-2002, 11:01 PM	#445
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Ai! Ai! This thread has now turned into "What would you do . . . if you had Dirty Old Pedophilic Man Syndrome, heh heh heh . . ."

02-01-2002, 12:31 AM	#448
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	I like the fact you are all spelling paedophile wrong and don't even know As for what would I do if I had Dirty Old Paedophilic Man Syndrome (or DOPMS for short), well, then I'd fancy FrodoFriend and Rogue Elf like mad even though they are fictional personas of people I'll never meet. No, wait, that can't be right... Yeah, of course it's not right! I missed out Sam, Feraway and that other girl who's name slips my mind. I love you all! squeaks innocently at you Ah bless. __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

02-01-2002, 12:49 AM	#449
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	lol. I think i like gerbils much better than hamsters..my little sister had a dwarf hamster that activly attacked people...I think one of our cats ate him. ^_^ __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-01-2002, 01:47 AM	#451
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Are you sure about the spelling of "pedophile"? that's how I've always seen it spelled. Hold on a sec, I've got a dictionary here . . . Okay, my dictionary says that the prefix "paedo" is the same as "pedo." So there! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-01-2002, 02:24 AM	#452
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	but I like spelling things all wrong and lazy like . Its the American way! take my president...please! __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-01-2002, 02:28 AM	#453
Churl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 128	Um, Feraway, you're not trying to plant some kind of "subliminable" message here, are you?&nbsp Is that your "strategery"?&nbsp Last edited by Churl : 02-01-2002 at 02:29 AM.

02-01-2002, 02:38 AM	#454
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Come on. Feraway is obviously inventing a newly developed and complete form of Adunaic. She is a very accomplished scholar. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-01-2002, 02:44 AM	#455
Churl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 128	Ah!&nbsp That clears that up!&nbsp I, on the other hand, was writing in the far more rustic "A-dubya-ic."

02-01-2002, 02:46 AM	#456
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Wow, that went right over my head. Wooo, there it goes!! giggles __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-01-2002, 02:54 AM	#457
Churl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 128	Sorry, FrodoFriend … depending on where you're located, you might or might not be familiar with the malapropisms of U.S. President George W. ("Dubya") Bush.&nbsp "Strategery" and "subliminable" were among his gems — hence "A-dubya-ic" instead of Adunaic.

02-01-2002, 05:32 AM	#458
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	[Jumps on bandwagon] Happy Birthday Jersey Devil (Although it may be a bit late by now!)

02-01-2002, 07:15 AM	#459
Nazgûl Queen Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 400	Grrrrr... I was 1044 by the start of the War of the Ring.... But I'm stuck in this 14 year old HUMAN body! How hard can life get? When Manwe sent us across the Sundering Seas to inhabit bodies to save Middleearth, i didnt expect to relive my childhood! __________________ Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal...

02-01-2002, 12:09 PM	#460
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	Eeeezzzactly! ^_^ __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."