Most Wanted 'Mooters - Page 23

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 07:23 PM

Too late, incantation already incanted.

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 07:27 PM

ah... but you're not saved yet... *jumps on Gwai and tackles him to the ground... pulls out rope and ties him up*

good, then... can we get the ingredients together. *hands frog tail, bat's wing and the two hairs from the dragon to Falagar.

Oh, yes... I kinda forgot to tell you, Falagar. She was bald. These are... uh... *fidgets* ... well... pubic hairs from the dragon. And she was pissed off when I yanked 'em, too... they'll still work right?

Falagar · 05-11-2003, 07:31 PM

*stuffs everything into cauldron, while chanting a very "witchy" song*

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 07:33 PM

*clears throat, practices spell*

By the way... do we get to do anything painful to him also? 'Cuz ya know... we certainly want to be extra sure that he's free of the clutches of Barney... right?

Falagar · 05-11-2003, 07:36 PM

Of course!

But you'l have to come up with the nasty torture-metods yourself, I'm busy watching the green goo in the cauldron.

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 07:38 PM

*tightens Gwai's bonds*
sigh... hmmm... what could I do that would be painful enough to rid our dear friend of the love of Barney? That is... you know... without killing him, of course.

*sits down on rock near Gwai and starts to think*

Gwai, you got any ideas about what we could do to you that would be painful enough to rid you of the love of the Evil Barney?

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 08:02 PM

How about Moot? -looks hopeful-

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
How about Moot? -looks hopeful-

*looks confused*
you will need to explain your request.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 08:04 PM

You could force me to moot.

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
You could force me to moot.

You mean: force you to post at the Moot?

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 08:08 PM

Yes: Posting at the Moot=Mooting.

(From the Entmoot dictionary

)

BTW, RE: Gaming suggestions, one I would definitely make is Shadowbane. An AWESOME MMORPG.

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 08:13 PM

Well, Gwai... *pinches Gwai's cheek* ... I just don't see how that could be painful enough to rid you of the love of the Evil One, Barney. But thanks for the suggestion... certainly, I'll take it into consideration and have my people get back with your people... we'll do lunch and go over the details of you 'moot plan'.

Well, lets see then... mooting isn't painful enough... what else... what else.... *thinking*

Edit: Shadowbane... I'll look that up and get back to you on that. If it's a good suggestion, I might just do the spell without the torture... maybe.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 08:15 PM

Ech. How about drinking this cup of tea? -eyes with distaste-

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 08:23 PM

Yeah, right... you think this Elf was born yesterday? Or even this millenia? HA! I'm not drinking anything from a guy I'm about to torture the love of the Evil Barney out of... uh... uh... *shakes head*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-11-2003, 08:30 PM

Did someone mention TEA? *excited face appears in the window*

*snatches tea cup*

*sniff*

ewww. . ..

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 08:31 PM

No, I meant for the torture!

BTW, RE: Shadowbane, it's really interesting, got a lot of background etc. To a lesser degree, it recreates some of the feel of Third Age Middle-earth, as in a world with much history, and which has "faded" from it's former glory. If I can just get my Internet to work

I'll give you a couple of sites on it.

EDIT: I normally like tea, but this kind..ech. I wonder what it is.

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 08:34 PM

Ah, I see... you think that drinking the tea will be torture enough to drive out the love of the Evil Barney... hmmm... let me consult with Eruviel Greenleaf.

What say you, Eruviel? What device of torture could we use to drive out the love of the Evil Barney from our good friend Gwai, here?

I'm on another screen checking out Shadowbane now... but, I see no Elves... no Elves... then I'm not interested.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 08:38 PM

You must be wrong. There ARE Elves.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 08:40 PM

Here is one really good site for it. I think this is the official site, but it's not working for me...

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 08:40 PM

Ah, well Gwai... it might have a foul smell from the bat's wing... or perhaps the frog tail... but personally, I think it's the 2 hairs from the one-eyed, two-headed dragon that had just given birth.

After all, they were pubic hairs... and damn, she was really pissed when I yanked them. *shows Gwai all the cuts on arms and legs, as well as singed hair... and torn clothes* See.... she was pissed off!

And I did it all for you, Gwai... we must rid you of this love of the Evil Barney.

btw: I see there are Elves in the story line... but are there girl Elves?

05-11-2003, 07:23 PM	#441
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Too late, incantation already incanted. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 07:27 PM	#442
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	ah... but you're not saved yet... jumps on Gwai and tackles him to the ground... pulls out rope and ties him up good, then... can we get the ingredients together. hands frog tail, bat's wing and the two hairs from the dragon to Falagar. Oh, yes... I kinda forgot to tell you, Falagar. She was bald. These are... uh... fidgets* ... well... pubic hairs from the dragon. And she was pissed off when I yanked 'em, too... they'll still work right? Last edited by Ruinel : 05-11-2003 at 07:32 PM.

05-11-2003, 07:31 PM	#443
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	stuffs everything into cauldron, while chanting a very "witchy" song __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

05-11-2003, 07:36 PM	#445
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Of course! But you'l have to come up with the nasty torture-metods yourself, I'm busy watching the green goo in the cauldron. __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 05-11-2003 at 07:37 PM.

05-11-2003, 08:02 PM	#447
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	How about Moot? -looks hopeful- __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 07:33 PM	#444
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	clears throat, practices spell By the way... do we get to do anything painful to him also? 'Cuz ya know... we certainly want to be extra sure that he's free of the clutches of Barney... right?

05-11-2003, 07:38 PM	#446
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	tightens Gwai's bonds sigh... hmmm... what could I do that would be painful enough to rid our dear friend of the love of Barney? That is... you know... without killing him, of course. sits down on rock near Gwai and starts to think Gwai, you got any ideas about what we could do to you that would be painful enough to rid you of the love of the Evil Barney?

05-11-2003, 08:04 PM	#449
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	You could force me to moot. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 08:08 PM	#451
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Yes: Posting at the Moot=Mooting. (From the Entmoot dictionary ) BTW, RE: Gaming suggestions, one I would definitely make is Shadowbane. An AWESOME MMORPG. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 08:13 PM	#452
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Well, Gwai... pinches Gwai's cheek ... I just don't see how that could be painful enough to rid you of the love of the Evil One, Barney. But thanks for the suggestion... certainly, I'll take it into consideration and have my people get back with your people... we'll do lunch and go over the details of you 'moot plan'. Well, lets see then... mooting isn't painful enough... what else... what else.... thinking Edit: Shadowbane... I'll look that up and get back to you on that. If it's a good suggestion, I might just do the spell without the torture... maybe.

05-11-2003, 08:15 PM	#453
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Ech. How about drinking this cup of tea? -eyes with distaste- __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 08:23 PM	#454
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Yeah, right... you think this Elf was born yesterday? Or even this millenia? HA! I'm not drinking anything from a guy I'm about to torture the love of the Evil Barney out of... uh... uh... shakes head

05-11-2003, 08:30 PM	#455
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Did someone mention TEA? excited face appears in the window snatches tea cup sniff ewww. . .. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-11-2003, 08:31 PM	#456
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	No, I meant for the torture! BTW, RE: Shadowbane, it's really interesting, got a lot of background etc. To a lesser degree, it recreates some of the feel of Third Age Middle-earth, as in a world with much history, and which has "faded" from it's former glory. If I can just get my Internet to work I'll give you a couple of sites on it. EDIT: I normally like tea, but this kind..ech. I wonder what it is. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 08:34 PM	#457
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Ah, I see... you think that drinking the tea will be torture enough to drive out the love of the Evil Barney... hmmm... let me consult with Eruviel Greenleaf. What say you, Eruviel? What device of torture could we use to drive out the love of the Evil Barney from our good friend Gwai, here? I'm on another screen checking out Shadowbane now... but, I see no Elves... no Elves... then I'm not interested.

05-11-2003, 08:38 PM	#458
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	You must be wrong. There ARE Elves. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 08:40 PM	#459
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Here is one really good site for it. I think this is the official site, but it's not working for me... __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 08:40 PM	#460
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Ah, well Gwai... it might have a foul smell from the bat's wing... or perhaps the frog tail... but personally, I think it's the 2 hairs from the one-eyed, two-headed dragon that had just given birth. After all, they were pubic hairs... and damn, she was really pissed when I yanked them. shows Gwai all the cuts on arms and legs, as well as singed hair... and torn clothes See.... she was pissed off! And I did it all for you, Gwai... we must rid you of this love of the Evil Barney. btw: I see there are Elves in the story line... but are there girl Elves?

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