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Cannot find a good tailor in Mordor. Why?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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Because they all moved to Lorien, business is better there. Green leggings - the designers dream.
What's Pippin's favourite book?
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Who wrote the book?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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Ancalagon the Black of course...but Sauron, his bestest bud, helped with the title...
Where does Gandalf live?
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And this is what I have said, so you shall shut up if you are opposed for I am Iluvatar and you must obey me..for I know all that is, was, and will be and you don't!! HAH just kidding, I only wish I was Eru...power is good..except I would get corrupted so know...and why am I writing all of this randomness that's popping into my head that you don't give a rat's tail about.....?? |
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Where the deer and the antelope play. ![]() How will Aragorn prove that he is the true heir of Gondor?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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The throne has an imprint of his bum on it.
What is Gandalf's surname?
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"The Black". Although rumor has it that Gandalf wanted to change his surname to "The Blue". What instrument does Beorn play?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) Last edited by mithrand1r : 12-18-2003 at 02:15 PM. |
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![]() *snicker*
the five string fiddle *pops off*
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Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! ![]() *devak laughs crazily* Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. *Devak grabs blue by the throat* Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P |
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(In the meantime, I'll supply a question) If Gollum is related to Hobbits, why does he appear different from hobbits in general?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) Last edited by mithrand1r : 12-22-2003 at 01:49 PM. |
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![]() He's got a big bald spot on each foot, of course!
What kind of animal could Beorn turn himself into? |
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What did orcs generally do when the saw Beorn transform himself into a duck-bill platypus?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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Piss themselves laughing.
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![]() 'Cause it made them think of those 'pod' orcs being birthed down at Orthanc!
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If EEE sized shoes were made in ME would hobbits bother wearing them? Why or why not?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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They would not wear them, because it would interfere with their foot hair perms.
Why did it take Boromir so long to get to Imladris?
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Did Boromir buy anything? If yes, what did he buy?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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After I posted that I was thinking either "Men of Gondor do not need to ask for directions" or "Gondor has no directions, Gondor needs no directions" but I like your answer much better.
I'll leave your question out there for someone else. ![]()
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A tool for polishing his horn, and something for the weekend.
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(after all how and where do you think Gollum's Grand Matriarch got so many trinkets. ![]() How do these Emporiums acquire so many /interesting/ rings?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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