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Old 12-12-2003, 10:39 AM   #421
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not until they jump out of an airplane during airborne school at Ft Benning, Mordor.

Why is Saroun always so angry?

Cannot find a good tailor in Mordor.

Why?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-12-2003, 12:39 PM   #422
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Because they all moved to Lorien, business is better there. Green leggings - the designers dream.

What's Pippin's favourite book?
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Old 12-12-2003, 01:12 PM   #423
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Because they all moved to Lorien, business is better there. Green leggings - the designers dream.

What's Pippin's favourite book?
"The Black Book: I spy something with my Eye"


Who wrote the book?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-16-2003, 01:17 AM   #424
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Ancalagon the Black of course...but Sauron, his bestest bud, helped with the title...

Where does Gandalf live?
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:51 AM   #425
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Ancalagon the Black of course...but Sauron, his bestest bud, helped with the title...

Where does Gandalf live?

Where the deer and the antelope play. (near Belafas, of course)

How will Aragorn prove that he is the true heir of Gondor?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-16-2003, 09:47 AM   #426
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The throne has an imprint of his bum on it.

What is Gandalf's surname?
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Old 12-16-2003, 03:09 PM   #427
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The throne has an imprint of his bum on it.

What is Gandalf's surname?

"The Black".

Although rumor has it that Gandalf wanted to change his surname to "The Blue".

What instrument does Beorn play?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-18-2003, 12:14 PM   #428
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*snicker*
the five string fiddle
*pops off*
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Old 12-22-2003, 01:47 PM   #429
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*snicker*
the five string fiddle
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Please ask your question.

(In the meantime, I'll supply a question)

If Gollum is related to Hobbits, why does he appear different from hobbits in general?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-22-2003, 05:18 PM   #430
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Theoden

He's got a big bald spot on each foot, of course!

What kind of animal could Beorn turn himself into?
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Old 12-23-2003, 01:28 AM   #431
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He's got a big bald spot on each foot, of course!

What kind of animal could Beorn turn himself into?
A duck-bill platypus.

What did orcs generally do when the saw Beorn transform himself into a duck-bill platypus?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-23-2003, 06:12 AM   #432
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Piss themselves laughing.

Why do they think it's so funny?
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Old 12-23-2003, 07:49 AM   #433
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'Cause it made them think of those 'pod' orcs being birthed down at Orthanc!

Why don't hobbits wear shoes?
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Old 12-23-2003, 04:17 PM   #434
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'Cause it made them think of those 'pod' orcs being birthed down at Orthanc!

Why don't hobbits wear shoes?
No one makes size EEE shoes in ME.

If EEE sized shoes were made in ME would hobbits bother wearing them? Why or why not?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-23-2003, 05:19 PM   #435
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They would not wear them, because it would interfere with their foot hair perms.

Why did it take Boromir so long to get to Imladris?
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Old 12-23-2003, 05:25 PM   #436
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They would not wear them, because it would interfere with their foot hair perms.

Why did it take Boromir so long to get to Imladris?
Stopped at the Armory and Weapon Sale at the Neighborhood S&S Unlimited (Swords & Shields Unlimited).

Did Boromir buy anything? If yes, what did he buy?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-24-2003, 05:07 AM   #437
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After I posted that I was thinking either "Men of Gondor do not need to ask for directions" or "Gondor has no directions, Gondor needs no directions" but I like your answer much better.

I'll leave your question out there for someone else.
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Old 12-24-2003, 06:40 AM   #438
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A tool for polishing his horn, and something for the weekend.

What else would you find in a ME roadside emporium?
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A tool for polishing his horn, and something for the weekend.

What else would you find in a ME roadside emporium?
Many, many rings of power, both small and great.

(after all how and where do you think Gollum's Grand Matriarch got so many trinkets. )

How do these Emporiums acquire so many /interesting/ rings?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-24-2003, 10:50 AM   #440
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After I posted that I was thinking either "Men of Gondor do not need to ask for directions" or "Gondor has no directions, Gondor needs no directions" but I like your answer much better.

I'll leave your question out there for someone else.
Thanks. I think the "Gondor has no directions, Gondor needs no directions" is funny. Reminds me of the sig. line someone once had.

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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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