Most Wanted 'Mooters - Page 22

Sheeana · 05-11-2003, 06:17 PM

How, now, how come *I'm* not wanted?! I did all those pictures!

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 06:21 PM

*jumps overboard, retrieves parchment and sketches, hands them to Sheeana/BoP*
Here do this to him... maybe he'll put your pick up here also.

Falagar · 05-11-2003, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Thanks for the advice, Falagar! Oh, and by the way, I see you're a "defender of Feanor." Go you! Feanor rocks!

Not only a defender, I'm a desperate defender!

Quote:

Hey! I happen to like Barney!

What has happend to this poor soul? We must cure him...Eruviel, get the dead spiders and the toenail of a skinned rat, killed on the night when the seven moons of some-weird-planet-I-don't-know-the-name-of could be seen on the sky. Ruinel, you get a bats wing, a frog-tail and a hair from a one-eyed, two-headed dragon which has just given birth. I'll get my cauldron and the pointy hat.

Dreran the Green · 05-11-2003, 06:37 PM

Mwahahahaha....

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-11-2003, 06:40 PM

*collects the ingredients*
There you go!

Ruinel, I let him go in the middle of a battle at sea...*evil grin*

Right, go walk out, defenseless, into a swarm of beserking pirates and surprised merchant sailors. . .

*joins Falagar in desperately defending Feanor*

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 06:58 PM

Hey now, I was joking.

It's a mathematically proven fact that Barney is the ultimate incarnation of Evil.

Dreran the Green · 05-11-2003, 06:59 PM

Really? And here I thought it was oompa loompa number 3. Fool that I am.

Falagar · 05-11-2003, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
Hey now, I was joking. It's a mathematically proven fact that Barney is the ultimate incarnation of Evil.

You're all wrong. The Teletubbies have been the ultimate evil for as long as I have walked this earth, ruling the very warm place together with most boybands.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 07:03 PM

That's speculation! Barney has PROOF!

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the [d]desperate[/d] defender of Feanor
Ruinel, you get a bats wing, a frog-tail and a hair from a one-eyed, two-headed dragon which has just given birth.

I have the bats wing and the frog tail. But do you know how hard it is getting the hair from a one-eyed, two-headed dragon which has just given birth? Do you? I don't think you do!
*deep overstated sigh*
fine... *pulls sword out of sheath*
I'll be back in about... an hour or so...
*walks off with shoulders slumped*
the things I do for friends... I should just say 'no'... but do I get any thanks at all... certainly not... I'll probably go off and get killed or something by this dragon and they'll probably just complain about how lame I was for getting myself killed in the first place...I don't even know why I bother.........

Falagar · 05-11-2003, 07:05 PM

Hah! Barney is nothing but a servant! You are blind for the truth!

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
I have the bats wing and the frog tail. But do you know how hard it is getting the hair from a one-eyed, two-headed dragon which has just given birth? Do you? I don't think you do!
*deep overstated sigh*
fine... *pulls sword out of sheath*
I'll be back in about... an hour or so...
*walks off with shoulders slumped*
the things I do for friends... I should just say 'no'... but do I get any thanks at all... certainly not... I'll probably go off and get killed or something by this dragon and they'll probably just complain about how lame I was for getting myself killed in the first place...I don't even know why I bother.........

Thank you! You'll get the honour of chanting the spell

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 07:06 PM

*stops mumbling to herself*
huh?
*turns around*
So... do you want the hair from a one-eyed, two headed dragon that's just given birth? Or not? 'Cuz I'm not going out there for nothing, you know!

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Falagar
Thank you! You'll get the honour of chanting the spell

YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

*does arm pull movement a couple of times... then runs off with sword waving in the air*

WWOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!! I get to be the spell chanter!!! Yeah!!!!!!

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 07:10 PM

Pfffft. Barney is the Ultimate Master. The Teletubbies are the High Council of Evil.

No spell required, I don't really like Barney!

Falagar · 05-11-2003, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
Pfffft. Barney is the Ultimate Master. The Teletubbies are the High Council of Evil.

No spell required, I don't really like Barney!

Aww, what are we going to do with all the ingrediences then?

*looks grimly at Dreran*

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 07:15 PM

*panting*
got it...
*parts of hair are singed, clothes are torn, lots of cuts on legs and arms*
here it is...
*holds out bloody hand with long bristly hairs*
ok... so... *panting* ... what's the words for the spell...?

Dreran the Green · 05-11-2003, 07:15 PM

What? What's everyone looking at me for???

Uh oh

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 07:17 PM

Sorry, Ru, no spell, I don't like Barney.

Falagar · 05-11-2003, 07:19 PM

Spell of Banishing:

Cross the lands

Give it to me

In my hands

Then you'll all see

[insert name of victim] is....burning!!

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 07:20 PM

WHAT!!!????!!!!???!!!!!

do you know what I just went through to get these??? *thrusts bristly dragon hairs into Gwaimir's face with her bloody hand* Do you?!?!

... Oh, you like Barney all right ... yes, you do... *slowly approaches Gwai with evil grin on face* ... yeah... I can tell... *reaches out for Gwai with bloody hands* ... we're going to do this spell if it kills you...

05-11-2003, 06:37 PM	#424
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Mwahahahaha.... __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

05-11-2003, 06:40 PM	#425
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	collects the ingredients There you go! Ruinel, I let him go in the middle of a battle at sea...evil grin Right, go walk out, defenseless, into a swarm of beserking pirates and surprised merchant sailors. . . joins Falagar in desperately* defending Feanor* __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-11-2003, 06:58 PM	#426
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Hey now, I was joking. It's a mathematically proven fact that Barney is the ultimate incarnation of Evil. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 06:59 PM	#427
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Really? And here I thought it was oompa loompa number 3. Fool that I am. __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

05-11-2003, 07:03 PM	#429
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	That's speculation! Barney has PROOF! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 06:17 PM	#421
Sheeana Lord of the Pants Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,382	How, now, how come I'm not wanted?! I did all those pictures!

05-11-2003, 06:21 PM	#422
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	jumps overboard, retrieves parchment and sketches, hands them to Sheeana/BoP Here do this to him... maybe he'll put your pick up here also.

05-11-2003, 07:06 PM	#432
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	stops mumbling to herself huh? turns around So... do you want the hair from a one-eyed, two headed dragon that's just given birth? Or not? 'Cuz I'm not going out there for nothing, you know!

05-11-2003, 07:10 PM	#434
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Pfffft. Barney is the Ultimate Master. The Teletubbies are the High Council of Evil. No spell required, I don't really like Barney! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 07:15 PM	#436
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	panting got it... parts of hair are singed, clothes are torn, lots of cuts on legs and arms here it is... holds out bloody hand with long bristly hairs ok... so... panting ... what's the words for the spell...?

05-11-2003, 07:15 PM	#437
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	What? What's everyone looking at me for??? Uh oh __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

05-11-2003, 07:17 PM	#438
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Sorry, Ru, no spell, I don't like Barney. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 07:19 PM	#439
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Spell of Banishing: Cross the lands Give it to me In my hands Then you'll all see [insert name of victim] is....burning!! __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 05-11-2003 at 07:26 PM.

05-11-2003, 07:20 PM	#440
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	WHAT!!!????!!!!???!!!!! do you know what I just went through to get these??? thrusts bristly dragon hairs into Gwaimir's face with her bloody hand Do you?!?! ... Oh, you like Barney all right ... yes, you do... slowly approaches Gwai with evil grin on face ... yeah... I can tell... reaches out for Gwai with bloody hands ... we're going to do this spell if it kills you...

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