05-23-2002, 05:37 AM | #421 |
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*Garina looks over the side briefly*
Can't see anything! Let's have a barrel of that dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrish ale!!!!!!!!
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05-23-2002, 05:43 AM | #422 | |
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pffth! feathers!
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05-23-2002, 05:47 AM | #423 | |
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pfffth! Wool!
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05-23-2002, 05:47 AM | #424 | |
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*Hurls pillows at Cirdan and steals the rum back* And now for my grand finale: detailed waffle about the subjectivity of the evil of humankind in terms of developing an ideology that implements the forgoing of women in delegating them to the secondary function of the ... Nyah! *Flings some feathers in the air for "dramatic effect* Just you wait: I'll get you my pretties. PS - Arathorn, leave my wool alone, or I'll set the clone sheep army upon you.
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05-23-2002, 05:51 AM | #425 | |
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as soon as I'm drunk :Whomp glug, glug ,glug: hey, there's hair in it!
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05-23-2002, 05:53 AM | #426 |
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*Everyone looks at BoP who can be seen to be pulling her hair out and dispersing it into the rum.*
Haha! It's contaminated now. Winged monkeys? Hmm. There's an idea. *Puts wings of shadow upon the sheep* Oh, and thats Little Miss Scary Voodoo Queen to you. *Pulls out Shamans mask and starts dancing under the light of the blue moon...*
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05-23-2002, 05:54 AM | #427 | |
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Don't encourage me, BoP. You know I like lambchops; spicy cloned or original recipe.
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05-23-2002, 06:02 AM | #428 |
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Look! You can make floss with it. Now where did I leave my electric toothbrush.
:sprouts hair and fangs... AAAWWWWOOOOO!!!!!: nice mask, BoP, now look at me. A wolf in sheep dip.
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05-23-2002, 06:07 AM | #429 | ||
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*Looks at Were-Cirdan-Monster type thing* >Hmmm. Think, BoP, think. What could possibly distract the wolf while I steal his fangs?< <?> *Flings his vinyl collection overboard* Pppppplllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt... Quote:
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05-23-2002, 06:08 AM | #430 | |
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05-23-2002, 07:44 AM | #431 |
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Garina is getting scared. She is stuck in India, we don't know where to look for wine, and BoP is scaring me!!!
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05-23-2002, 07:47 AM | #432 |
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*Mutter, mutter*
Can I suck on your toes, I can't reach mine... *Starts chasing Garina around the ship, while throwing feathers at her.*
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05-23-2002, 07:51 AM | #433 |
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Aaah! I am being chased by a crazed feather wielding sheep!!!!!!
*Runs madly. Finds herself backed into a corner* Uh-oh! *Finds bag of peanut M&Ms and starts throwing them at BoP* Take that!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
05-23-2002, 08:03 AM | #434 |
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Hmm, when, i mean just WHEN did we reach india? Was i asleep? passed out of locked in my room? (NOT the room. The room is locked!)
EXK. first officer is v confused Where's the wine already? im thirsty ON with the quest!
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05-23-2002, 08:05 AM | #435 |
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We have no wine - but we have dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrvish ale!!!
*passes it to Elfmaster XK* Where is the grinning thumb?
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-23-2002, 08:16 AM | #437 |
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By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair, you shall have neither my toes nor me!
Here, have all the blue M&Ms!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
05-23-2002, 08:20 AM | #438 | |
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MMMMMMMM....ALCOHOL LIVES! EEP! Drooling rabid sheep...where did we go wrong?
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05-23-2002, 08:51 AM | #439 |
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Hmmm....Chasing ship hands around the deck, a rabid drooling sheep is....
*Starts applying toothpaste all over toes * Improve sheep's breath of rotting foliage, we will.
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05-23-2002, 08:56 AM | #440 | |
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Is that toothpaste I smell? *Dances a little jig in Shaman costume* The sacrificial toothpaste has marked the next holy, plus also divine sacrifice to the box. *Madly scarpers after Arathorn with a rubber chicken wheel pulley* Come here and take your medicine.
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