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In China:
Finrod: Does the hobbitses wants me to take them to Mt. Nokia? Elf Girl: We've been traveling with you since LorieO, so I guess we can trust you. Laurelyn: Excuse me? He's Gollum. He's been stalking us, remember? Elf Girl: Don't blame me, I'm dead. Counselor: Smeagol! Take us to the White Gate! Laurelyn: What White Gate? Finrod: What White Gate? Elf Girl: It doesn't really matter as we can't get in. Counselor: Why not? Laurelyn: Will you ever read the books?! Elf Girl: Finrod, just take us to *deep spooky voice* The Lair of the Snow-White Arachnid! Laurelyn: Where's that? Finrod: Where's that? Elf Girl: *sigh* Will you to cut it out? Laurelyn: Why? Finrod: Why? Elf Girl: *sigh* I should have died after all... Of course, Manwe would have been fairly ticked off. Finrod, just get us into Mordor. Finrod: Oh, that snow-white arachnid!
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05-29-2002, 05:32 PM
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ooc: GAHHHH! No...*sobs* please, not the telephone solicitors!
 ic: Tano: Ah, Treemustache, nice to meet you. I'm Tanoliel, and this is Willow and Claenoic-- TreeM: Hroom, you must not be so hasty...Tanoliel, you say? And Willow...and Calenoic... ooc again: okay, so sue me, I'm running out of ideas. Actually, don't sue me (I need all my money to pay off my library fines), just get back on Entmoot, you hobbits, and start posting...my inspiratin has run dry. -tano
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05-29-2002, 06:05 PM
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Eärniel: *tries again* Well, actually Mr. King, sir we are here to heal you.
Theoden: I need no healing! My physician here, dr. Snaketongue tells me I'll be fine. I'm just feeling bit under the weather. Aragren: No wonder, if you keep sitting here in this dusty environment. You need fresh air! *walks over to the curtains and pulls them open. Light and fresh air rush in* Dr. Snaketongue: What are you doing! Who is the physician here? Eärniel: *misschievious grin on her face* Off course dear doctor you're completely right. Now I have this rather nasty bruise that I want you to take a look at. I'm so glad a decent physician can take a look at it.... * takes the protesting Dr. Snaketongue's arm and steers him behind a curtain of the thronehall. A thud is heard from behind the curtain and Eärniel reappears dragging the unconcious form of the docter.* Oh dear I think he slipped. *drops the body* Now to serious matters.... Garina: *walks over Theoden* You know, I know exactly what you need. There is a good health farm in Gondor that can do amazing things! Theoden: *hesitating* there is?
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05-29-2002, 10:10 PM
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Treemustache:You creatures are certainly some of the most hasty creatures I've seen, You are lucky I heard you speak before I saw you, else I would have mistaken you for orcs and squished you flat, like a pancake, and all your guts would ooz out and fertelize my pretty tree people and perhaps when the entwives came back they would plant things on your pahetic remains...
(during this speech the hobbits are edgeing slowly away looking disturbed) Willow:You won't actually squish us like that would you? Tano:It's just, we're hungry, and I don't think I would like being squished on an empty stomach. Claenoic:And while I have nothing against helping the environment after I'm dead I'd sort of like to live a while longer first. Treemustache:But I am being hasty and am getting roused, fear not little ones, the only people around here who will be getting squished is that traitorous neighbor katt and her army of Soliciter-Orcs. They have been boring the trees to death with their telephone calls of doom and they've gotten many an unsuspecting tree to sign a contract of death with their pamhlets advirtising free tlephone poles. Willow:So how soon will they be squished? Tano:We don't have time for the full moot, the ohers are ahead of schedule because we got off track. Claenoic:We can deal with that later, right now I'm hungry! Willow:We all are. Treemustache:Of course, see what comesof being hasty? Courtesy is forgotten. Come to SourceHall and rest. Tano:And eat?
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05-29-2002, 10:13 PM
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Renille- *catches on* Oh yes. They're called the Houses of Healthiness.
Earniel- And we're going there. But...the price is rather steep. Theoden- Oh. Never mind then. Eruviel- No,no...not monetarily steep...just...physically steep. You see, there's a war going on in Gondor. You'd have to help win it over. Theoden- I am an old man! I haven't thought of fighting in 50 years. Garina- *cough* Gandgirl has. *cough* Theoden- What did you say? Garina- Just that Gandgirl's probably 9000000ish years older than you, and she definitely isn't doddering yet. Theoden- But she's a wizard. It's different. Renille- So what are you saying...Gandgirl's BETTER THAN YOU because she's a wizard?? Theoden- Better than me?? No chance...ever! Earniel- So prove it! Come with us.
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05-30-2002, 02:03 AM
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Theoden: Well-but I don't know, I mean, my advisor Snaketongue would not advise it, and I always listen to him. . .
Renille: But he is wrong, don't you see! He was poisoning your mind, and you allowed it, and now you cannot move past your own throne room! You must rise from this place and come with us! Theoden: Well-alright. Just let me talk to my sister's-daughter, Eowyn. . .
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05-30-2002, 03:30 AM
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Moraumer: One bottle of miruvor on the wall, one bottle of miruvor. You take one down and pass it around, NO BOTTLES OF MIRUVOR ON THE WALL!
*The door-guard comes down* Moraumer: Hey! I was just wondering, have a group of strange humans come this way? Caus they're supposed to be rescuing me from this dratted cell! Guard: Oh, yes, one 'Aragren' and her cohorts. They're up chatting with your uncle. Moraumer: Well, they're gonna want me out soon... can you let me out? PLEASE? *puppy-dog eyes* I'm not gonna HURT anyone... Guard: Must... resist... puppy-dog eyes... Moraumer: *cries* But its my birthday tomorrow and i'm stuck in this black cell with nothing to eat or even any company! *sobs* Guard: Well... I GUESS he wouldn't mind... *unlocks the door* Moraumer: THANKYOU! *hugs him* Now, lets go get my sword so I can offer it to my uncle. Guard: Alright... but don't you hurt anyone! Moraumer: Would i do that? *They walk to get her sword, then listen outside the hall where theoden is greeting his guests*
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05-30-2002, 07:29 AM
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OOC: Laurelyn and Finrod, I'm ashamed of you. Post!
Counselor: Are we there yet? Finrod: No! Nasty hobbitses. Counselor: I'm not a halibut! Finrod, Elf Girl,and Laurelyn: You are a hobbit. Counselor: No, I'm not. And no more valient am I than a man, save now and again by necessity. Elf Girl: Very good, but it's Pippin's line.
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05-30-2002, 03:51 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
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Eowyn comes forward. (Sorry, I can't remember who she is!)
Garina: *whispers* Do you want your uncle to get well again? Eowyn: Of course! Garina: Then help me drag him outside! Eowyn: What? Garina: Or I suppose, we could wait until Eruviel gets so annoyed that she strangles him. Eowyn: I'll take his right!
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05-30-2002, 04:29 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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TreeM: Well, then, I shall gather the few Ints together and we shall storm VerizonGuard...
Tano: Wheee! I take it we're coming? Willow: Of course. You have to look into the Palantir and get messed up and get taken off with Gandgirl, who's come back even though she was never dead-- Claenoic: But Gandgirl went off to Mt.Nokia because she never actually died, so who is Tano going to go with? Tano:*sulks* Nothing is going right. Willow: it's an RPG, remember? Nothing is supposed to go right Tano: *brightens* right...i'd forgotten. I suppose we could make one of the billion hunters drag me along. Well, five, but there's still too many. Ohh...and if Gandgirl isn't there, than who rides Shadowfax-Machine? Willow: Dibs on FaxMachine! Claenoic: You can't ride him. You're too short. All the hobbits are. Willow: Oh. curses. Tano: I'm sure we'll figure it out. Then on to Verizonguard! -tano
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05-30-2002, 04:49 PM
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*Let's see how things are going in VerizonGuard...*
*Katt is finishing the LOTR boxed set. She seems to be very angry...* Katt~ That's it! *Stomp Stomp* I'm calling up this "JRR Tolkien" person! *Looks up # and dials* Phone~ We are sorry. The line that you have dialed is currently dead. Please hang up and try again. Katt~ Damnit! *Slams Phone* My Palantir! *Grabs it and shakes it* Wake up! I want to talk to JRR Tolkien! Palantir~Outlook Cloudy. Katt~Grrrrr Palantir~ OK OK! Hold On. JRRT~ Hello? Katt ~Is this JRR Tolkien? JRRT~ Yes. Who is this? Katt~ This is Katt of VerizonGuard. Now excuse me! In this ring series thing you say that Sauroman loses all his power and his empire falls. Now what the hell is up with that?!? JRRT~ Well, Sauroman is evil, and evil is always punished. Katt~ What?!? I'm not evil! I provide cheep cell phones to everyone! I give them high speed internet access! I lower the prices of brand name electronics! Unlike Sauron, I might add, who is all about the money. JRRT~ I'm sorry, what are you talking about? Katt~ Huh? You don't know? Entire civilizations have been based their exestance around your books! And, since they always follow the plot, I Sauroman am doomed to go into bankruptcy. So what if I "buy out" smaller corperations bent on raising long distance prices? That's a good thing isn't it? JRRT~ I know about all that. What I was asking is what is the "Internet"? Katt~ YOu're not connected? Well have I got a deal for you! Listen...
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05-30-2002, 08:50 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
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Renille- Uh-oh.
Earniel- What now? Renille- Eowyn. Eruviel- So? What's the problem? Renille- Eowyn's supposed to love me. I was kinda hoping that SHE would be a HE. But she's a she. Gulp. Eruviel-Ah, stop worrying. It'll be okay. Who'd want to fall in love with YOU anyway? Renille- You're right... come on. Let's get out of here. Blues are contagious, I think. *Meanwhile* Theoden- Wha...where are you taking me? Garina- outside. To your horse. Eowyn- It will make you feel better, I promise. *they get him to the horse. Theoden rides around for awhile before slipping off* Theoden- (laughs hysterically) Renille- Are you okay? Theoden- Of course! I had forgotten how fun that was! Are you young'uns ready?? Let's go to Gondor! Eruviel and Earniel salute- Yes, SIR!
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05-30-2002, 08:57 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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The three hobbits are swept off with the mim-moot as they march to Verizonguard.
Tano: We go, we go, to cut the wires and short-circuit the phones, to Verizonguard we go...! Willow&Claenoic: Be quiet!!! Tano: oh, fine. *three minutes later* We go, we go, to Verizonguard we go... Willow: It's gonna be a long journey... ooc: who's eowyn? i forgot...sorry. ooc2: this is not to say that i can't sing. i can. just not this. -tano
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05-30-2002, 10:22 PM
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ooc: I'm Eowyn. I guess. sorry i haven't posted lately, i've been away and then i was unable to get access to the school computers so i couldn't post during school. Methinks i ought to post now
 .*Eowyn, Theoden, Renille, etc all begin to ride off to Gondor. Theoden keeps slipping off and giggling hysterically* Eowyn: (whispers to Renille) What exactly was in his coffee this morning? Renille: (whispers back) Ummm...I saw Snaketongue empty the sugar bowl into his mug, but isn't that what he normally has?
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05-30-2002, 11:08 PM
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Willow:Hey guys! Look what I found in my pocket!
Tano:What? Claenoic:Is it edible? Willow:Yep! It's a few extra bottles of Treemustache's special fizzy cider! (Willow opens a bottle and the hobbits start passing it around. Pretty soon all three of them are giggleing and swaying while singing out of tune.)
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05-30-2002, 11:09 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Eruviel: Wait, we've left Moraeomer behind! She was supposed to come with us, and Eowyn stays behind. And Moraueomer said she'd await our arrival and ride with us!
Theoden: BUt I had her locked up in the dungeons! Earniel: At Snaketongue's suggestion. And she is one of your most faithful subjects! Aragren: Aye, we must turn back! ooc: I thought Mirahzi was Eowyn. Or Eowon. . .oh well.
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05-31-2002, 02:55 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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OOC: I understood Mirahzi is going to be Faramir.
*They ride back to Meduseld. Moraumer is standing angrily at the gate* Moraumer:*comes closer as they dismount their horses and glares at the Cellowship* I get out of prison on my own, since obviously neither of you remembered getting me out. I come here to have my grand scene and offer my sword and you left already! Theoden: Forgive your companions their eagerness, my sister-daughter. And best to forgive your old uncle to for um... putting you in prison. Guess I... um followed some bad advice.... *scratches beard* Care to join us on our trip to Gondor? Eärniel: Are we sure we should ride to Gondor yet? I never really fought a battle. So could we please go to Helm's Deep first? You know, to hold a general repetition? OOC: Can we? please?
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05-31-2002, 04:49 AM
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Moraumer: *glares at the cellowship for a few minutes, but gives in and hugs her uncle* Of course I'll come with you to Gondor... what is that I smeal on your breath? Has Dr Snaketongue been giving you drugs again?
Theoden: Frugs? What? *grin* No, he gave me my happy pills! Moraumer: *sighs* Uncle, I think we should get you to bed, and then in the morning we will go kill some orcs at Helm's Deep... I'm always in for some orc-killing... *TCowyn and Moraumer help Theoden dismount and take the giggling King to his rooms* TCowyn: Now, we shall show you the hospitality of Meduseld... *leads the Cellowship to a dance hall with tables overflowing with vdelicious food* Moraumer: Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we ride to war!
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05-31-2002, 07:56 AM
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Back on the way to China: (Why am I writing all this? I don't have infinate imagination you know!)
Finrod: Nice hobbitses sleep now, Fineagol keeps watch. Counselor: *zzzzz* Elf Girl: psst... Laurelyn! Laurelyn: *zzzz-* huh? Elf Girl: Wake up! Finrod, listen! Now, remember, we need to destroy the phone. Laurelyn: I think we knew that. Elf Girl: The White Lord is trying to meld our world and *points at Counselor* her world into one. Once she destroys the phone, she will be trapped in our world. So... Finrod: Yesss? Elf Girl: Where will she live?
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Earniel: ooh, a party!
Eruviel: So where's the wine?
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