Teacup Café XXXIII - Page 22

Grey_Wolf · 10-25-2008, 07:26 AM

*The Lawyer Monster comes along giving unwanted advice to all and sundry*

Empress_Flynn · 10-25-2008, 07:39 AM

*stumble into the cafe in her pajamas*

Please tell me we have some redbush tea here... I'm dying for it...

*rummages beneath the counter*

Grey_Wolf · 10-25-2008, 08:29 AM

*The Tea & Coffee Monster helps Effie out with the required beverage*

Grey_Wolf · 10-25-2008, 08:42 AM

Amiable
Hugging & Kissing

Obnoxious
Groping, Poking & Glomping
Slobbering & Drenching
Chewing & Munching
Creeping & Crawling
Tickling
Mud & Slime-slinging
Tweaking
Grabbing Flesheating
Tackling
Clinging & Clutching
Eavesdropping
Snoring & Snuffling
Mezmerising
Peeping
Slurping
Intoxicated
Totally Wasted
Loathsome
Disgusting

Servicing
Massaging & Scratching
Medical
Psychologist
Motivation
Lawyer
Cleaning
Hair-dressing
Scout
Extreme Cleanliness
Janitor
Gardening

Artistic & Musical
Artistic
Composing, Blues & Jiving
Magical
Knitting
Crocheting

Academic
Studying
Inquiring
Procrastinational
Oxford Professorial
Classical Greek Poetry
Theatrical
Lyrical
Philosophical
Illiterate & Alliterate
Alluding
Scientific, Stastistical & Demographic

Strange
Huge Alien-Looking Insect Monster
Sneaky & Slimy
Sticky Tentacled
Icky Tentacled

Cultural
Religious Quoting, Quran Quoting and Hindu Quoting
Stranger

Festive
Celebrating, Congratulating & Cheering
Partying
Welcoming

Social
Gaming & Sports
Luving
Romantic
Wining & Dining
Sophisticated Wining & Dining
Suave Wining & Dining

Food Preparation
Cooking, Japanese Cousine, Haut Cousine, Vegan, Delicacy & Dessert, Drinks & Shots
Semolina Pudding, Hot 'n' Tasty Beverages, Baking, Tea & Coffee, Peeling,

Female & Other Monster Population
the Nursing Monsterette, Snickering Monsterette, the Oversexed Monsterette, The Monsterette Next Door (almost cute), the Shy/Quiet Monsterette, The Rock 'n' Roll Monsterette, No Personal Space Monsterette. Huge Alien-Looking Insect Monsterette, Alluring Monsterette, Trick 'N' Treating Monster Child, Leopold - the Obnoxiouis Monster Child.

jammi567 · 10-25-2008, 10:13 AM

This cafe is a bit crowded now, isn't it, what with all those monsters about. I hope that they don't attack us any time soon.

shesabrandybuck · 10-25-2008, 10:14 AM

There is nothing I hate more than waking up on a weekend due to a text message. URGH!

Grey_Wolf · 10-25-2008, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jammi568

This cafe is a bit crowded now, isn't it, what with all those monsters about. I hope that they don't attack us any time soon.

Dont worry, Jammi, my friend, they have their very own home in the Monster's Quarters.

And as you can see of the list, most of them are benign.

jammi567 · 10-25-2008, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shesabrandybuck

There is nothing I hate more than waking up on a weekend due to a text message. URGH!

Then just turn your phone off before you go to bed. I must admit, I don't see the appeal of leaving it on all night and wasting the battory uneccessarily.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

Dont worry, Jammi, my friend, they have their very own home in the Monster's Quarters.

Thank God! But where's that? Because if they're nearby, they could still attack us in the middle of the nigh.

shesabrandybuck · 10-25-2008, 10:21 AM

I used to. I keep my phone on the charger all night, and then I slip my phone underneath my pillow. And when it vibrates, I wake up. I always feel like I might miss out on something if I keep it off. slakjfdaslkfj, I'm so tired.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 10-25-2008, 10:21 AM

Most of the moster attack is from groping, etc. monsters.

Actual violence, to give them their due, is rare.

Cinnamon rolls, anyone?

Grey_Wolf · 10-25-2008, 10:22 AM

No they dont, Jammi buddy, the most obnoxious ones are banned from the Cafe proper,
and, for example, most of the new monsters are of the servicing, social, academic or food-preparation kind.

shesabrandybuck · 10-25-2008, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

Most of the moster attack is from groping, etc. monsters.

Actual violence, to give them their due, is rare.

Cinnamon rolls, anyone?

I would love nothing more, sis, thanks!
*takes a bite*
how are you this morning?

shesabrandybuck · 10-25-2008, 10:28 AM

Do you think its really bad when you are so busy that you cant get online, and then you think about what you are missing out on at the moot?

haha, happens to me all the time

jammi567 · 10-25-2008, 10:32 AM

Never happened to me....

....yet.

jammi567 · 10-25-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

No they dont, Jammi buddy, the most obnoxious ones are banned from the Cafe proper,
and, for example, most of the new monsters are of the servicing, social, academic or food-preparation kind.

Ohhh, okay, that does make sense (I suppose).

Hang on, new monsters?

shesabrandybuck · 10-25-2008, 10:38 AM

haha maybe it will! I think that I must not have a life...

sisterandcousinandaunt · 10-25-2008, 10:52 AM

I'm good, Link, thanks.

Guys, you should not be sleeping with your phones. It's bad for you. I'll try to find a link.

http://www.nbc-2.com/Articles/readar...leid=18554&z=3

http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pb...LIFE/801200320

http://www.textually.org/textually/a.../01/018701.htm

It's not just use, they believe it's the radiation itself. So plug in in the other room.

jammi567 · 10-25-2008, 11:06 AM

Duh, everybody knows that phones give you cancer. According to the press, that is. To everybody else, it gives you a sense of acumplishment when you phone someone from miles away inyour car.

**Mari** · 10-25-2008, 11:17 AM

Earn, that IS a cute elephant. It fits the Dumbo-description though, because Dumbo is also cute!

I always forget to turn my phone off or where I last put it. Speaking of phones... where DID I leave it? I remember having to look up my number this afternoon, so it must have been downstairs earlier today... >_<

Grey_Wolf · 10-25-2008, 11:39 AM

"And we're back on M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing these classic Prince tunes..."

U don't have 2 be beautiful
2 turn me on
I just need your body baby
From dusk till dawn
U don't need experience
2 turn me out
U just leave it all up 2 me
I'm gonna show u what it's all about

U don't have 2 be rich
2 be my girl
U don't have 2 be cool
2 rule my world
Ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

Moot

U got to not talk dirty, baby
If u wanna impress me
U can't be 2 flirty, mama
I know how 2 undress me (yeah)
I want 2 be your fantasy
Maybe u could be mine
U just leave it all up to me
We could have a good time

U don't have 2 be rich
2 be my girl
U don't have 2 be cool
2 rule my world
Ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

Moot

Yes
I think i wanna dance
Gotta, gotta
Little girl wendy's parade
Gotta, gotta, gotta

Women not girls rule my world
I said they rule my world
Act your age, mama (not your shoe size)
Not your shoe size
Maybe we could do the twirl
U don't have 2 watch dynasty
2 have an attitude
U just leave it all up 2 me
My love will be your food
Yeah

U don't have 2 be rich
2 be my girl
U don't have 2 be cool
2 rule my world
Ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

Moot

I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain

Purple Moot purple Moot
Purple Moot purple Moot
Purple Moot purple Moot

I only wanted 2 see u bathing in the purple rain

I never wanted 2 be your weekend lover
I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend
Baby i could never steal u from another
It's such a shame our friendship had 2 end

Purple Moot purple Moot
Purple Moot purple Moot
Purple Moot purple Moot

I only wanted 2 see u underneath the purple rain

Honey i know, i know, i know times are changing
It's time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u can't seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple rain

Purple Moot purple Moot
Purple Moot purple Moot

If you know what i'm singing about up here
C'mon raise your hand

Purple Moot purple Moot

I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u
In the purple Moot

10-25-2008, 07:39 AM	#422
Empress_Flynn Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Everywhere and nowhere Posts: 814	stumble into the cafe in her pajamas Please tell me we have some redbush tea here... I'm dying for it... rummages beneath the counter __________________ "Even a mirror will not show you yourself, if you do not wish to see." "But remember... clowns make two things around here: balloon animals... and enemies." "If I loved you then I would love you in any way I could, and if we could not touch, then I would draw strength from your beauty... And if I went blind, I would fill my soul with the sound of your voice and the contents of your thoughts until the last spark of my love for you lit the shabby darkness of my dying mind."

10-25-2008, 08:42 AM	#424
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	The New & Added to Monsters So Far Amiable Hugging & Kissing Obnoxious Groping, Poking & Glomping Slobbering & Drenching Chewing & Munching Creeping & Crawling Tickling Mud & Slime-slinging Tweaking Grabbing Flesheating Tackling Clinging & Clutching Eavesdropping Snoring & Snuffling Mezmerising Peeping Slurping Intoxicated Totally Wasted Loathsome Disgusting Servicing Massaging & Scratching Medical Psychologist Motivation Lawyer Cleaning Hair-dressing Scout Extreme Cleanliness Janitor Gardening Artistic & Musical Artistic Composing, Blues & Jiving Magical Knitting Crocheting Academic Studying Inquiring Procrastinational Oxford Professorial Classical Greek Poetry Theatrical Lyrical Philosophical Illiterate & Alliterate Alluding Scientific, Stastistical & Demographic Strange Huge Alien-Looking Insect Monster Sneaky & Slimy Sticky Tentacled Icky Tentacled Cultural Religious Quoting, Quran Quoting and Hindu Quoting Stranger Festive Celebrating, Congratulating & Cheering Partying Welcoming Social Gaming & Sports Luving Romantic Wining & Dining Sophisticated Wining & Dining Suave Wining & Dining Food Preparation Cooking, Japanese Cousine, Haut Cousine, Vegan, Delicacy & Dessert, Drinks & Shots Semolina Pudding, Hot 'n' Tasty Beverages, Baking, Tea & Coffee, Peeling, Female & Other Monster Population the Nursing Monsterette, Snickering Monsterette, the Oversexed Monsterette, The Monsterette Next Door (almost cute), the Shy/Quiet Monsterette, The Rock 'n' Roll Monsterette, No Personal Space Monsterette. Huge Alien-Looking Insect Monsterette, Alluring Monsterette, Trick 'N' Treating Monster Child, Leopold - the Obnoxiouis Monster Child. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 11-06-2008 at 04:14 PM.

10-25-2008, 10:14 AM	#426
shesabrandybuck Hero of Hyrule Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hyrule Posts: 1,052	There is nothing I hate more than waking up on a weekend due to a text message. URGH! __________________ Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe. Rain may fall and wind may blow, And many miles be still to go, But under a tree I will lie, And let the clouds go sailing by. twitter

10-25-2008, 10:21 AM	#429
shesabrandybuck Hero of Hyrule Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hyrule Posts: 1,052	I used to. I keep my phone on the charger all night, and then I slip my phone underneath my pillow. And when it vibrates, I wake up. I always feel like I might miss out on something if I keep it off. slakjfdaslkfj, I'm so tired. __________________ Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe. Rain may fall and wind may blow, And many miles be still to go, But under a tree I will lie, And let the clouds go sailing by. twitter

10-25-2008, 10:21 AM	#430
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	Most of the moster attack is from groping, etc. monsters. Actual violence, to give them their due, is rare. Cinnamon rolls, anyone? __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

10-25-2008, 07:26 AM	#421
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	The Lawyer Monster comes along giving unwanted advice to all and sundry

10-25-2008, 08:29 AM	#423
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	The Tea & Coffee Monster helps Effie out with the required beverage

10-25-2008, 10:13 AM	#425
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	This cafe is a bit crowded now, isn't it, what with all those monsters about. I hope that they don't attack us any time soon.

10-25-2008, 10:22 AM	#431
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	No they dont, Jammi buddy, the most obnoxious ones are banned from the Cafe proper, and, for example, most of the new monsters are of the servicing, social, academic or food-preparation kind. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-25-2008 at 10:24 AM.

10-25-2008, 10:28 AM	#433
shesabrandybuck Hero of Hyrule Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hyrule Posts: 1,052	Do you think its really bad when you are so busy that you cant get online, and then you think about what you are missing out on at the moot? haha, happens to me all the time __________________ Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe. Rain may fall and wind may blow, And many miles be still to go, But under a tree I will lie, And let the clouds go sailing by. twitter

10-25-2008, 10:32 AM	#434
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Never happened to me.... ....yet.

10-25-2008, 10:38 AM	#436
shesabrandybuck Hero of Hyrule Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hyrule Posts: 1,052	haha maybe it will! I think that I must not have a life... __________________ Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe. Rain may fall and wind may blow, And many miles be still to go, But under a tree I will lie, And let the clouds go sailing by. twitter

10-25-2008, 10:52 AM	#437
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	I'm good, Link, thanks. Guys, you should not be sleeping with your phones. It's bad for you. I'll try to find a link. http://www.nbc-2.com/Articles/readar...leid=18554&z=3 http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pb...LIFE/801200320 http://www.textually.org/textually/a.../01/018701.htm It's not just use, they believe it's the radiation itself. So plug in in the other room. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May Last edited by sisterandcousinandaunt : 10-25-2008 at 11:08 AM. Reason: found links...lol...for Link? ;)

10-25-2008, 11:06 AM	#438
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Duh, everybody knows that phones give you cancer. According to the press, that is. To everybody else, it gives you a sense of acumplishment when you phone someone from miles away inyour car.

10-25-2008, 11:17 AM	#439
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Earn, that IS a cute elephant. It fits the Dumbo-description though, because Dumbo is also cute! I always forget to turn my phone off or where I last put it. Speaking of phones... where DID I leave it? I remember having to look up my number this afternoon, so it must have been downstairs earlier today... >_< __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

10-25-2008, 11:39 AM	#440
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"And we're back on M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing these classic Prince tunes..." U don't have 2 be beautiful 2 turn me on I just need your body baby From dusk till dawn U don't need experience 2 turn me out U just leave it all up 2 me I'm gonna show u what it's all about U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Moot U got to not talk dirty, baby If u wanna impress me U can't be 2 flirty, mama I know how 2 undress me (yeah) I want 2 be your fantasy Maybe u could be mine U just leave it all up to me We could have a good time U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Moot Yes I think i wanna dance Gotta, gotta Little girl wendy's parade Gotta, gotta, gotta Women not girls rule my world I said they rule my world Act your age, mama (not your shoe size) Not your shoe size Maybe we could do the twirl U don't have 2 watch dynasty 2 have an attitude U just leave it all up 2 me My love will be your food Yeah U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Moot I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow I never meant 2 cause u any pain I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain Purple Moot purple Moot Purple Moot purple Moot Purple Moot purple Moot I only wanted 2 see u bathing in the purple rain I never wanted 2 be your weekend lover I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend Baby i could never steal u from another It's such a shame our friendship had 2 end Purple Moot purple Moot Purple Moot purple Moot Purple Moot purple Moot I only wanted 2 see u underneath the purple rain Honey i know, i know, i know times are changing It's time we all reach out 4 something new That means u 2 U say u want a leader But u can't seem 2 make up your mind I think u better close it And let me guide u 2 the purple rain Purple Moot purple Moot Purple Moot purple Moot If you know what i'm singing about up here C'mon raise your hand Purple Moot purple Moot I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u In the purple Moot Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-25-2008 at 11:52 AM.

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