Why are you weird? - Page 22

Garina · 05-23-2002, 05:37 AM

*Garina looks over the side briefly*
Can't see anything!

Let's have a barrel of that dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrish ale!!!!!!!!

Cirdan · 05-23-2002, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
<mischievous grin>

Lets start a drunken theological debate with pillow fights!

God doesn't exist you poor deluded womp rats....

*Hordes all the rum*

*Whacks EG with a pillow*

Yes I do! *Bops BoP and grabs rum*

pffth! feathers!

Arathorn · 05-23-2002, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cirdan

Yes I do! *Bops BoP and grabs rum*

pffth! feathers!

*Does the same*

pfffth! Wool!

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Yes I do!

*Bops BoP and grabs rum*

Oi! Nobody Bops BoP and gets away with it!

*Hurls pillows at Cirdan and steals the rum back*

And now for my grand finale: detailed waffle about the subjectivity of the evil of humankind in terms of developing an ideology that implements the forgoing of women in delegating them to the secondary function of the ... Nyah!

*Flings some feathers in the air for "dramatic effect*

Just you wait: I'll get you my pretties.

PS - Arathorn, leave my wool alone, or I'll set the clone sheep army upon you.

Cirdan · 05-23-2002, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants

Oi! Nobody Bops BoP and gets away with it!

*Hurls pillows at Cirdan and steals the rum back*

And now for my grand finale: detailed waffle about the subjectivity of the evil of humankind in terms of developing an ideology that implements the forgoing of women in delegating them to the secondary function of the ... Nyah!

*Flings some feathers in the air for "dramatic effect*

Just you wait: I'll get you my pretties.

No my queen, not the winged monkeys, please. I'll be good....

as soon as I'm drunk :Whomp glug, glug ,glug:

hey, there's hair in it!

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 05:53 AM

*Everyone looks at BoP who can be seen to be pulling her hair out and dispersing it into the rum.*

Haha! It's contaminated now.

Winged monkeys? Hmm. There's an idea.

*Puts wings of shadow upon the sheep*

Oh, and thats Little Miss Scary Voodoo Queen to you.

*Pulls out Shamans mask and starts dancing under the light of the blue moon...*

Arathorn · 05-23-2002, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants

PS - Arathorn, leave my wool alone, or I'll set the clone sheep army upon you.

It was in the bottle!

Don't encourage me, BoP. You know I like lambchops; spicy cloned or original recipe.

Cirdan · 05-23-2002, 06:02 AM

Look! You can make floss with it. Now where did I leave my electric toothbrush.

:sprouts hair and fangs... AAAWWWWOOOOO!!!!!:

nice mask, BoP, now look at me. A wolf in sheep dip.

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cirdan
Look! You can make floss with it. Now where did I leave my electric toothbrush.

nice mask, BoP, now look at me. A wolf in sheep dip.

You're not having mine! *Whispers aside: "stop leaking my world domination plan."*

*Looks at Were-Cirdan-Monster type thing*

>Hmmm. Think, BoP, think. What could possibly distract the wolf while I steal his fangs?<

<?>

*Flings his vinyl collection overboard*

Pppppplllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt...

Quote:

It was in the bottle!

Suuuure it was.

Cirdan · 05-23-2002, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn

It was in the bottle!

Don't encourage me, BoP. You know I like lambchops; spicy cloned or original recipe.

mmmm with the little pants on them? Extra garlic on mine, please

Garina · 05-23-2002, 07:44 AM

Garina is getting scared. She is stuck in India, we don't know where to look for wine, and BoP is scaring me!!!

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 07:47 AM

*Mutter, mutter*

Can I suck on your toes, I can't reach mine...

*Starts chasing Garina around the ship, while throwing feathers at her.*

Garina · 05-23-2002, 07:51 AM

Aaah! I am being chased by a crazed feather wielding sheep!!!!!!

*Runs madly. Finds herself backed into a corner*

Uh-oh!

*Finds bag of peanut M&Ms and starts throwing them at BoP*

Take that!

Elfmaster XK · 05-23-2002, 08:03 AM

Hmm, when, i mean just WHEN did we reach india? Was i asleep? passed out of locked in my room? (NOT the room. The room is locked!)

EXK. first officer is v confused
Where's the wine already? im thirsty

ON with the quest!

Garina · 05-23-2002, 08:05 AM

We have no wine - but we have dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrvish ale!!!

*passes it to Elfmaster XK*

Where is the grinning thumb?

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
Aaah! I am being chased by a crazed feather wielding sheep!!!!!!

You forgot rabid. And also drooly. Now gimme your toes.

Quote:

*Finds bag of peanut M&Ms and starts throwing them at BoP*

Yum. Are there any BLUE ones?

Garina · 05-23-2002, 08:16 AM

By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair, you shall have neither my toes nor me!

Here, have all the blue M&Ms!

Elfmaster XK · 05-23-2002, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
We have no wine - but we have dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrvish ale!!!

*passes it to Elfmaster XK*

Where is the grinning thumb?

The grinning thumb still exists, but that is a pic of me as an elf, also with the red and black streaky hair im getting done soon!

MMMMMMMM....ALCOHOL LIVES!

EEP! Drooling rabid sheep...where did we go wrong?

Arathorn · 05-23-2002, 08:51 AM

Hmmm....Chasing ship hands around the deck, a rabid drooling sheep is....

*Starts applying toothpaste all over toes *

Improve sheep's breath of rotting foliage, we will.

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn *Starts applying toothpaste all over toes *

Improve sheep's breath of rotting foliage, we will.

*Sniff, sniff*

Is that toothpaste I smell?

*Dances a little jig in Shaman costume*

The sacrificial toothpaste has marked the next holy, plus also divine sacrifice to the box.

*Madly scarpers after Arathorn with a rubber chicken wheel pulley*

Come here and take your medicine.

05-23-2002, 05:37 AM	#1
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Garina looks over the side briefly Can't see anything! Let's have a barrel of that dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrish ale!!!!!!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 05:53 AM	#6
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Everyone looks at BoP who can be seen to be pulling her hair out and dispersing it into the rum. Haha! It's contaminated now. Winged monkeys? Hmm. There's an idea. Puts wings of shadow upon the sheep Oh, and thats Little Miss Scary Voodoo Queen to you. Pulls out Shamans mask and starts dancing under the light of the blue moon... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 05-23-2002 at 05:55 AM.

05-23-2002, 06:02 AM	#8
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Look! You can make floss with it. Now where did I leave my electric toothbrush. :sprouts hair and fangs... AAAWWWWOOOOO!!!!!: nice mask, BoP, now look at me. A wolf in sheep dip. __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

05-23-2002, 07:44 AM	#11
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Garina is getting scared. She is stuck in India, we don't know where to look for wine, and BoP is scaring me!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 07:47 AM	#12
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Mutter, mutter Can I suck on your toes, I can't reach mine... Starts chasing Garina around the ship, while throwing feathers at her. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-23-2002, 07:51 AM	#13
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Aaah! I am being chased by a crazed feather wielding sheep!!!!!! Runs madly. Finds herself backed into a corner Uh-oh! Finds bag of peanut M&Ms and starts throwing them at BoP Take that! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 08:03 AM	#14
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Hmm, when, i mean just WHEN did we reach india? Was i asleep? passed out of locked in my room? (NOT the room. The room is locked!) EXK. first officer is v confused Where's the wine already? im thirsty ON with the quest! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-23-2002, 08:05 AM	#15
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	We have no wine - but we have dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrvish ale!!! passes it to Elfmaster XK Where is the grinning thumb? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 08:16 AM	#17
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair, you shall have neither my toes nor me! Here, have all the blue M&Ms! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 08:51 AM	#19
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Hmmm....Chasing ship hands around the deck, a rabid drooling sheep is.... Starts applying toothpaste all over toes Improve sheep's breath of rotting foliage, we will. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

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