Teacup Café XX

[Earniel]

Teafreak seems accurate, so I'd love some.

(It's obvious it's Sunday tomorrow for us, isn't it? We've both on pretty late.)

[Mari]

Actually, it's Sunday allready
I'm a real teafreak myself, but right now my watercooking possibilities are practically non-existent. My roommate destroyed my watercooker and even managed to destroy my indestructable steel teapot...
Having to get up and boil water in a little pan every time you want a cup of tea is kind of a let down.

[Earniel]

Destroyed both? Your roommate should be charged with crimes against tea.

[Grey_Wolf]

I wont allow myself the luxory of being overly happy. I dont know how long Ill be allowed access this time. So hi to ya all! hope you're having terrif day! best GW

[hectorberlioz]

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President Hector tours Mirkwood on friendly mission:
Earlier today President Hector visited the King of Mirkwood as a goodwill gesture. Dining with the King for lunch, President Hector made it clear that Fangorn was not, we repeat not, looking to deforest Mirkwood for fun.

Later on, in a gesture to condemn animal rights violations, President Hector condemned the slaughter of unicorns. The President's own organization, People For the Ethical Treatment of Unicorns, donated a large sum to Mirkwood's biggest animal rights organization, Mirkwood Animal Desecration House. Questions have arisen as to whether this organization has been ethical towards animals themselves in the past, but the President assured everyone of his confidence in it.

Earniel and Valandil Usurp More Power:
Entmoot moderators Earniel and Valandil were promoted to the status of Administrators yesterday, in a sinister move by Bmilder, whose whereabouts are unknown. Speaking to the press, Entmoot Gov't Officials made it clear that they did not support such a shift in power, and condemned all future acts by the new admins in an anticipation of all the vile acts they will surely commit.

Parents Worried For Children in Schools:
Entmoot schools got a scolding from parents yesterday. Apparently they have permitted school children to take excessively long lunch breaks, as well as allowing slack on mathematics and grammir. One math teacher, Mari, who requested to be anonymous, said that she doesn't give a fig what teachers want. Her phone number is 1-000-123-456-7890.

General Sane Cuts Rations to Troops in the South:
Yesterday a very ridiculous move was made by General Sane. General Sane has declared a food supply cut to all troops, in an effort to make them starve. This follows on the heels of her attempt to have the troops fight nekkid in the cold in an effort to make them freeze.

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[Mari]

This is nice Are there more issues?
And how do you put in advertisements, could use a new roommate myself (see few posts above)

math teacher... those poor kids will obviously never learn something usefull from me. I suck at Math.

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Mari

This is nice Are there more issues?
And how do you put in advertisements, could use a new roommate myself (see few posts above)

math teacher... those poor kids will obviously never learn something usefull from me. I suck at Math.

Aren't you a little disturbed that the paper didn't keep your name anonymous and gave out your phone number?

[Mari]

Well, no. I'm obvious not a good Math teacher. They should have given me the History class, but they give it to someone else every year. One would think they are doing it delibirately... Do you think they are affraid of my past connections to a certain someone? They shouldn't be, I'm very loyal to the current headmaster.
Perhaps now after all this, they'll reconsider so I can come out of this classroom stuffed in the cellars.
About the phone thing... I have a machine and a roommate who picks up and forgets to relay the message anyway, so that's no problem.

[Nautipus]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Aren't you a little disturbed that the paper didn't keep your name anonymous and gave out your phone number?

I'm gonna call that number, just for fun.

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Mari

Well, no. I'm obvious not a good Math teacher. They should have given me the History class, but they give it to someone else every year. One would think they are doing it delibirately... Do you think they are affraid of my past connections to a certain someone? They shouldn't be, I'm very loyal to the current headmaster.
Perhaps now after all this, they'll reconsider so I can come out of this classroom stuffed in the cellars.
About the phone thing... I have a machine and a roommate who picks up and forgets to relay the message anyway, so that's no problem.

In which case, a stupid roommate sounds like a good idea...

[Mari]

hehe, if you want to speak to the machine or my roommate go ahead.
If you really want to talk to me, I suggest you find a different way though.

[Nautipus]

I have my ways

Like this:

hi

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Nautipus

I'm gonna call that number, just for fun.

See, that's why I deleted those other phone numbers, because I knew someone here would actually try to call them for fun . Do you know who might be on the other end of a phone number like that? Look at the number arrangment! Those people could be a century old!

[Nautipus]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

See, that's why I deleted those other phone numbers, because I knew someone here would actually try to call them for fun . Do you know who might be on the other end of a phone number like that? Look at the number arrangment! Those people could be a century old!

In which case i would appologise and send them a box of chocolates and some flowers.

Besides, imagine how much it might cost.

[Mari]

That would be interesting! I oughta give it a try!

[Mari]

Really? You would sent flowers for a wrong phone call? Do call me dear Nautipus!
I love flowers.

[Nautipus]

Originally Posted by Mari

Really? You would sent flowers for a wrong phone call? Do call me dear Nautipus!
I love flowers.

Sure thing, let me first go and buy a phone card, some flowers, and a way to get an address offline, and oh yeah. Flowers'll probably be dead by the time they get there, but it's the thought that counts.

[Mari]

With credit cards you can actually have flowers delivered in that country.
I know, 'cause when I was in Japan I sent my grandmother flowers for her 75th birthday. Waaaay too expensive, but she was really happy with it.
The things they think of these days... *shakes head in amazement*

[Nautipus]

Originally Posted by Mari

With credit cards you can actually have flowers delivered in that country.
I know, 'cause when I was in Japan I sent my grandmother flowers for her 75th birthday. Waaaay too expensive, but she was really happy with it.
The things they think of these days... *shakes head in amazement*

Yeah, really. Sometimes it costs me more to ship in fish supplies, than the supplies do themselves. But I'm helpless, cause no one else has the things I need as cheap sometimes, and they just dont have the stuff where I'm at.

[Mari]

You have an expensive hobby/passion then. I can fulfill most of mine for free.