10-25-2008, 07:26 AM | #421 |
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*The Lawyer Monster comes along giving unwanted advice to all and sundry*
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10-25-2008, 07:39 AM | #422 |
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*stumble into the cafe in her pajamas*
Please tell me we have some redbush tea here... I'm dying for it... *rummages beneath the counter*
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10-25-2008, 08:29 AM | #423 |
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*The Tea & Coffee Monster helps Effie out with the required beverage*
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10-25-2008, 08:42 AM | #424 |
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The New & Added to Monsters So Far
Amiable
Hugging & Kissing Obnoxious Groping, Poking & Glomping Slobbering & Drenching Chewing & Munching Creeping & Crawling Tickling Mud & Slime-slinging Tweaking Grabbing Flesheating Tackling Clinging & Clutching Eavesdropping Snoring & Snuffling Mezmerising Peeping Slurping Intoxicated Totally Wasted Loathsome Disgusting Servicing Massaging & Scratching Medical Psychologist Motivation Lawyer Cleaning Hair-dressing Scout Extreme Cleanliness Janitor Gardening Artistic & Musical Artistic Composing, Blues & Jiving Magical Knitting Crocheting Academic Studying Inquiring Procrastinational Oxford Professorial Classical Greek Poetry Theatrical Lyrical Philosophical Illiterate & Alliterate Alluding Scientific, Stastistical & Demographic Strange Huge Alien-Looking Insect Monster Sneaky & Slimy Sticky Tentacled Icky Tentacled Cultural Religious Quoting, Quran Quoting and Hindu Quoting Stranger Festive Celebrating, Congratulating & Cheering Partying Welcoming Social Gaming & Sports Luving Romantic Wining & Dining Sophisticated Wining & Dining Suave Wining & Dining Food Preparation Cooking, Japanese Cousine, Haut Cousine, Vegan, Delicacy & Dessert, Drinks & Shots Semolina Pudding, Hot 'n' Tasty Beverages, Baking, Tea & Coffee, Peeling, Female & Other Monster Population the Nursing Monsterette, Snickering Monsterette, the Oversexed Monsterette, The Monsterette Next Door (almost cute), the Shy/Quiet Monsterette, The Rock 'n' Roll Monsterette, No Personal Space Monsterette. Huge Alien-Looking Insect Monsterette, Alluring Monsterette, Trick 'N' Treating Monster Child, Leopold - the Obnoxiouis Monster Child. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 11-06-2008 at 04:14 PM. |
10-25-2008, 10:13 AM | #425 |
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This cafe is a bit crowded now, isn't it, what with all those monsters about. I hope that they don't attack us any time soon.
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10-25-2008, 10:14 AM | #426 |
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There is nothing I hate more than waking up on a weekend due to a text message. URGH!
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10-25-2008, 10:17 AM | #427 | |
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And as you can see of the list, most of them are benign. |
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10-25-2008, 10:17 AM | #428 | |
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Thank God! But where's that? Because if they're nearby, they could still attack us in the middle of the nigh. Last edited by jammi567 : 10-25-2008 at 10:18 AM. |
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10-25-2008, 10:21 AM | #429 |
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I used to. I keep my phone on the charger all night, and then I slip my phone underneath my pillow. And when it vibrates, I wake up. I always feel like I might miss out on something if I keep it off. slakjfdaslkfj, I'm so tired.
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10-25-2008, 10:21 AM | #430 |
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Most of the moster attack is from groping, etc. monsters.
Actual violence, to give them their due, is rare. Cinnamon rolls, anyone?
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10-25-2008, 10:22 AM | #431 |
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No they dont, Jammi buddy, the most obnoxious ones are banned from the Cafe proper,
and, for example, most of the new monsters are of the servicing, social, academic or food-preparation kind. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-25-2008 at 10:24 AM. |
10-25-2008, 10:25 AM | #432 | |
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I would love nothing more, sis, thanks! *takes a bite* how are you this morning?
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10-25-2008, 10:28 AM | #433 |
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Do you think its really bad when you are so busy that you cant get online, and then you think about what you are missing out on at the moot?
haha, happens to me all the time
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10-25-2008, 10:32 AM | #434 |
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Never happened to me....
....yet. |
10-25-2008, 10:34 AM | #435 |
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10-25-2008, 10:38 AM | #436 |
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haha maybe it will! I think that I must not have a life...
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10-25-2008, 10:52 AM | #437 |
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I'm good, Link, thanks.
Guys, you should not be sleeping with your phones. It's bad for you. I'll try to find a link. http://www.nbc-2.com/Articles/readar...leid=18554&z=3 http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pb...LIFE/801200320 http://www.textually.org/textually/a.../01/018701.htm It's not just use, they believe it's the radiation itself. So plug in in the other room.
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That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May Last edited by sisterandcousinandaunt : 10-25-2008 at 11:08 AM. Reason: found links...lol...for Link? ;) |
10-25-2008, 11:06 AM | #438 |
I'm Eru, and lord of Arda.
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Duh, everybody knows that phones give you cancer. According to the press, that is. To everybody else, it gives you a sense of acumplishment when you phone someone from miles away inyour car.
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10-25-2008, 11:17 AM | #439 |
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Earn, that IS a cute elephant. It fits the Dumbo-description though, because Dumbo is also cute!
I always forget to turn my phone off or where I last put it. Speaking of phones... where DID I leave it? I remember having to look up my number this afternoon, so it must have been downstairs earlier today... >_<
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10-25-2008, 11:39 AM | #440 |
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"And we're back on M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing these classic Prince tunes..."
U don't have 2 be beautiful 2 turn me on I just need your body baby From dusk till dawn U don't need experience 2 turn me out U just leave it all up 2 me I'm gonna show u what it's all about U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Moot U got to not talk dirty, baby If u wanna impress me U can't be 2 flirty, mama I know how 2 undress me (yeah) I want 2 be your fantasy Maybe u could be mine U just leave it all up to me We could have a good time U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Moot Yes I think i wanna dance Gotta, gotta Little girl wendy's parade Gotta, gotta, gotta Women not girls rule my world I said they rule my world Act your age, mama (not your shoe size) Not your shoe size Maybe we could do the twirl U don't have 2 watch dynasty 2 have an attitude U just leave it all up 2 me My love will be your food Yeah U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Moot I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow I never meant 2 cause u any pain I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain Purple Moot purple Moot Purple Moot purple Moot Purple Moot purple Moot I only wanted 2 see u bathing in the purple rain I never wanted 2 be your weekend lover I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend Baby i could never steal u from another It's such a shame our friendship had 2 end Purple Moot purple Moot Purple Moot purple Moot Purple Moot purple Moot I only wanted 2 see u underneath the purple rain Honey i know, i know, i know times are changing It's time we all reach out 4 something new That means u 2 U say u want a leader But u can't seem 2 make up your mind I think u better close it And let me guide u 2 the purple rain Purple Moot purple Moot Purple Moot purple Moot If you know what i'm singing about up here C'mon raise your hand Purple Moot purple Moot I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u In the purple Moot Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-25-2008 at 11:52 AM. |
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