11-16-2003, 10:34 AM | #421 |
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legolas:i cant see whats happening!!
gimli:shutup midgit.
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( tune: im a little teapot) im a little hobbit short and stout here is my ring evil without a doubt when you get me hipped up here me shout get me to mordo as quick as you can.. if you like that song then you should visit www.lordoftherings.net! the ents are coming the ents are coming watch out tower of orthanc for your dark walls shall fall! sauroman, sauroman your name is not the white! for now you are sauroman of many colors! a best frind does not stab u in the back................... they stab u in the front. |
11-18-2003, 12:13 PM | #422 |
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Sam: Oh for Christs sake , why dont you just quit your bitchen!? This whole time, its been, "the ring this", "oh, I cant do it", "Carry me along, sam, this thing is heavy". Its a dang ring, Frodo, do you understand, a RING ! I'm tired of--
Frodo: But Sam... Sam: Shut up! In fact, if you hate it so much, here (grabs at ring) Frodo: No! (struggling to get ring from frodo) Sam: There! Now you have nothing to complain about, so shut your damn mouth. (turns to Smeagol) Here, go- do -whatever it is you do. Smeagol: Precious! Sam: I'm going to the Prancing Pony. Screw Mordor.
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11-18-2003, 03:00 PM | #423 |
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Bring your face over here, Frodo, I'll give you something to cry about!
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
11-19-2003, 07:02 PM | #424 |
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Aragorn *lovingly* (at night) : Frodo are you touching my butt again?
Frodo *irritated* : For the last time no!
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11-20-2003, 04:31 AM | #426 |
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Boromir: Alright, how bout we play paper-rock-sissors for the ring, Frodo?
Frodo: No! Boromir: Cmon Gandalf: It is a fair game, Frodo. Frodo: but... Boromir: Cmon, dude, its not like you poured your evil will into it, its not even really yours! Aragorn: Okay, who wants snowcones! [walks up with nine snowcones] Gimli: Dwarves dont delight in such things...we love Showtunes! [All start dancing as Gimli plays showtunes on harp]
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12-01-2003, 09:33 PM | #427 |
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Gimlioes anyone have a razor and some shaving cream?
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12-02-2003, 02:22 AM | #428 | ||
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In the spirit (or more accurately, not) of Gimli...
Arwen's hot! I really go for those smooth-faced ladies.
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12-02-2003, 12:54 PM | #429 |
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Faramir and Eowyn watching the Army of the West head for Mordor:
Eowyn: Bye, bye, boys. Faramir: Have fun storming the castle (Bard-dur). Eowyn: Think they've got a chance? Faramir: It would take a miracle!
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12-02-2003, 01:26 PM | #430 |
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Eowyn: Right, then big boy, let's make whoopee before the whole place goes up in flames.
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12-02-2003, 01:31 PM | #431 | ||
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Arwen (from the movie): I think I'll stay in Rivendell and make Aragorn a banner.
Arwen (from the book): I think I'll kidnap Glorfindel, rescue Frodo, and defy the Nazgul!
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12-14-2003, 12:57 AM | #432 |
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LOL!!
These are all great. I can't think of any right now, but if I do I'll definetly post them.
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12-18-2003, 11:14 AM | #433 |
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The Witch-King's final cry: Oh great... snarfed by a midget and a cross-dresser. There goes my <expletive deleted> pension.
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12-19-2003, 12:52 PM | #434 |
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continues between Aragorn and who touched his bum bum.
Argorn: Really Frodo you can tell me these things. Frodo:*angry* I didn't touch your butt Aragorn!!!! Legolas: Giggles. Aragorn: Sam? Sam: *muffled* No! Aragorn: Gan-da-lf. Gandalf: @@#$%$% no. I told that meant nothing that night at the horse manner!!!! several minutes later... Gimli: Aragorn did you touch my butt. Aragorn: Maybe it was Frodo. Frodo: Argh. Legolas: giggles.
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12-19-2003, 01:02 PM | #435 |
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wormtongue - saruman: have you seen gandalfs new look
saruman: used to be mine. wormtongue: i think hes gonna kick your ass saruman: so do i, ah what if i drop the palantir in that puddle down their and we both hide do you think hell cut his loses and leave wormtongue: that would mean you wouldnt be in the third movie saruman: better than gettin my ass kicked
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12-19-2003, 08:25 PM | #436 |
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Tom Bombadil- lead vocals, Gandalf- guitar/backup vocals, Sauron- bass/ backup vocals, Treebeard- drums: (covering The Who's 'My Generation')
People try to get us down, just because we get around. They do seem awful c-c-c-cold. Hope I die before I get old. This is my generation! This is my generation, babe!
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12-24-2003, 11:19 PM | #437 |
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Gollum: We hates nasty Fish. Give us Emrils fine cooking, and screw the precious.
Denethor: Ah Gandalf. I see you've come again bring teriible news. Fantastic! Would you like a warm bed? Soup? Bread? Fresh Hobbit Meat? Plantir? Pippin: Hobbit meat? Oh crap!(Unhinges jaw and divoers Denethor) LegolasShoots bow into air, a seagull crashes to ground) Man! those Gulls get on an elf's nerves real fast Thank you! Your beutiful! All a ya! Goodnight! |
12-24-2003, 11:23 PM | #438 |
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oh! And:
At The Grey Havens Elrond: Peace! WE out! Treebeard: Let's all kill Smokey the bear! |
12-25-2003, 06:34 AM | #439 |
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Theoden (after Eowyn says she can save him):
You already have. Tell your brother he was right... He was right... There is still some good in me after I've succumbed to the Dark side of the Horse. The Horse is strong in my family. I have it. My nephew has it. His sister has it. Use the Horse, Eowyn.
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*King Theoden holds up a $20 bill* He won the bet, I'm dieing. Give him this, tell him to spend it well.
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