They'd never say that! - Page 22

entss89 · 11-16-2003, 10:34 AM

legolas:i cant see whats happening!!

gimli:shutup midgit.

Beor · 11-18-2003, 12:13 PM

Sam: Oh for Christs sake , why dont you just quit your bitchen!? This whole time, its been, "the ring this", "oh, I cant do it", "Carry me along, sam, this thing is heavy". Its a dang ring, Frodo, do you understand, a RING ! I'm tired of--

Frodo: But Sam...

Sam: Shut up! In fact, if you hate it so much, here (grabs at ring)

Frodo: No!

(struggling to get ring from frodo)

Sam: There! Now you have nothing to complain about, so shut your damn mouth. (turns to Smeagol) Here, go- do -whatever it is you do.

Smeagol: Precious!

Sam: I'm going to the Prancing Pony. Screw Mordor.

Gwaimir Windgem · 11-18-2003, 03:00 PM

Bring your face over here, Frodo, I'll give you something to cry about!

Sicirus · 11-19-2003, 07:02 PM

Aragorn *lovingly* (at night) : Frodo are you touching my butt again?

Frodo *irritated* : For the last time no!

**Nurvingiel** · 11-19-2003, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
Bring your face over here, Frodo, I'll give you something to cry about!

You have to say who it is that would never say that Gwaimir!

Beor · 11-20-2003, 04:31 AM

Boromir: Alright, how bout we play paper-rock-sissors for the ring, Frodo?

Frodo: No!

Boromir: Cmon

Gandalf: It is a fair game, Frodo.

Frodo: but...

Boromir: Cmon, dude, its not like you poured your evil will into it, its not even really yours!

Aragorn: Okay, who wants snowcones! [walks up with nine snowcones]

Gimli: Dwarves dont delight in such things...we love Showtunes!

[All start dancing as Gimli plays showtunes on harp]

Christiana · 12-01-2003, 09:33 PM

Gimli

oes anyone have a razor and some shaving cream?

**Nurvingiel** · 12-02-2003, 02:22 AM

In the spirit (or more accurately, not) of Gimli...

Arwen's hot! I really go for those smooth-faced ladies.

Tuor of Gondolin · 12-02-2003, 12:54 PM

Faramir and Eowyn watching the Army of the West head for Mordor:

Eowyn: Bye, bye, boys.

Faramir: Have fun storming the castle (Bard-dur).

Eowyn: Think they've got a chance?

Faramir: It would take a miracle!

The Gaffer · 12-02-2003, 01:26 PM

Eowyn: Right, then big boy, let's make whoopee before the whole place goes up in flames.

**Nurvingiel** · 12-02-2003, 01:31 PM

Arwen (from the movie): I think I'll stay in Rivendell and make Aragorn a banner.

Arwen (from the book): I think I'll kidnap Glorfindel, rescue Frodo, and defy the Nazgul!

ethuiliel · 12-14-2003, 12:57 AM

LOL!!
These are all great. I can't think of any right now, but if I do I'll definetly post them.

Arandir · 12-18-2003, 11:14 AM

The Witch-King's final cry: Oh great... snarfed by a midget and a cross-dresser. There goes my <expletive deleted> pension.

Sicirus · 12-19-2003, 12:52 PM

continues between Aragorn and who touched his bum bum.

Argorn: Really Frodo you can tell me these things.

Frodo:*angry* I didn't touch your butt Aragorn!!!!

Legolas: Giggles.

Aragorn: Sam?

Sam: *muffled* No!

Aragorn: Gan-da-lf.

Gandalf: @@#$%$% no. I told that meant nothing that night at the horse manner!!!!

several minutes later...

Gimli: Aragorn did you touch my butt.

Aragorn: Maybe it was Frodo.

Frodo: Argh.

Legolas: giggles.

macmico · 12-19-2003, 01:02 PM

wormtongue - saruman: have you seen gandalfs new look
saruman: used to be mine.
wormtongue: i think hes gonna kick your ass
saruman: so do i, ah what if i drop the palantir in that puddle down their and we both hide do you think hell cut his loses and leave
wormtongue: that would mean you wouldnt be in the third movie
saruman: better than gettin my ass kicked

Finglas · 12-19-2003, 08:25 PM

Tom Bombadil- lead vocals, Gandalf- guitar/backup vocals, Sauron- bass/ backup vocals, Treebeard- drums: (covering The Who's 'My Generation')

People try to get us down, just because we get around. They do seem awful c-c-c-cold. Hope I die before I get old. This is my generation! This is my generation, babe!

The Dunedain · 12-24-2003, 11:19 PM

Gollum: We hates nasty Fish. Give us Emrils fine cooking, and screw the precious.

Denethor: Ah Gandalf. I see you've come again bring teriible news. Fantastic! Would you like a warm bed? Soup? Bread? Fresh Hobbit Meat? Plantir?
Pippin: Hobbit meat? Oh crap!(Unhinges jaw and divoers Denethor)

Legolas

Shoots bow into air, a seagull crashes to ground) Man! those Gulls get on an elf's nerves real fast

Thank you! Your beutiful! All a ya! Goodnight!

The Dunedain · 12-24-2003, 11:23 PM

oh! And:

At The Grey Havens
Elrond: Peace! WE out!

Treebeard: Let's all kill Smokey the bear!

Arathorn · 12-25-2003, 06:34 AM

Theoden (after Eowyn says she can save him):
You already have. Tell your brother he was right... He was right...

There is still some good in me after I've succumbed to the Dark side of the Horse. The Horse is strong in my family.

I have it. My nephew has it. His sister has it. Use the Horse, Eowyn.

samwiselvr2008 · 12-29-2003, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn
Theoden (after Eowyn says she can save him):
You already have. Tell your brother he was right... He was right... [/B]

And then...
*King Theoden holds up a $20 bill*
He won the bet, I'm dieing. Give him this, tell him to spend it well.

11-16-2003, 10:34 AM	#421
entss89 lord of the ents Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: nc Posts: 539	legolas:i cant see whats happening!! gimli:shutup midgit. __________________ ( tune: im a little teapot) im a little hobbit short and stout here is my ring evil without a doubt when you get me hipped up here me shout get me to mordo as quick as you can.. if you like that song then you should visit www.lordoftherings.net! the ents are coming the ents are coming watch out tower of orthanc for your dark walls shall fall! sauroman, sauroman your name is not the white! for now you are sauroman of many colors! a best frind does not stab u in the back................... they stab u in the front.

11-18-2003, 12:13 PM	#422
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Sam: Oh for Christs sake , why dont you just quit your bitchen!? This whole time, its been, "the ring this", "oh, I cant do it", "Carry me along, sam, this thing is heavy". Its a dang ring, Frodo, do you understand, a RING ! I'm tired of-- Frodo: But Sam... Sam: Shut up! In fact, if you hate it so much, here (grabs at ring) Frodo: No! (struggling to get ring from frodo) Sam: There! Now you have nothing to complain about, so shut your damn mouth. (turns to Smeagol) Here, go- do -whatever it is you do. Smeagol: Precious! Sam: I'm going to the Prancing Pony. Screw Mordor. __________________ Well, there it is.

11-18-2003, 03:00 PM	#423
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Bring your face over here, Frodo, I'll give you something to cry about! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

11-19-2003, 07:02 PM	#424
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Aragorn lovingly (at night) : Frodo are you touching my butt again? Frodo irritated : For the last time no! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

11-20-2003, 04:31 AM	#426
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Boromir: Alright, how bout we play paper-rock-sissors for the ring, Frodo? Frodo: No! Boromir: Cmon Gandalf: It is a fair game, Frodo. Frodo: but... Boromir: Cmon, dude, its not like you poured your evil will into it, its not even really yours! Aragorn: Okay, who wants snowcones! [walks up with nine snowcones] Gimli: Dwarves dont delight in such things...we love Showtunes! [All start dancing as Gimli plays showtunes on harp] __________________ Well, there it is.

12-01-2003, 09:33 PM	#427
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Gimlioes anyone have a razor and some shaving cream? __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

12-02-2003, 12:54 PM	#429
Tuor of Gondolin Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southeastern Pennsylvania Posts: 1,215	Faramir and Eowyn watching the Army of the West head for Mordor: Eowyn: Bye, bye, boys. Faramir: Have fun storming the castle (Bard-dur). Eowyn: Think they've got a chance? Faramir: It would take a miracle! __________________ Democrat for Kerry-Edwards! Take Back America Aure entuluva! Last edited by Tuor of Gondolin : 12-02-2003 at 08:08 PM.

12-02-2003, 01:26 PM	#430
The Gaffer Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In me taters Posts: 3,288	Eowyn: Right, then big boy, let's make whoopee before the whole place goes up in flames.

12-14-2003, 12:57 AM	#432
ethuiliel Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA until I find a way to get to Middle Earth Posts: 681	LOL!! These are all great. I can't think of any right now, but if I do I'll definetly post them. __________________ "...but I love not the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Numenor." "'I would,' said Faramir. And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many. And many indeed saw them and the light that shone about them as they came down from the walls and went hand in hand to the Houses of Healing."

12-18-2003, 11:14 AM	#433
Arandir Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: somewhere in Ennorath Posts: 21	The Witch-King's final cry: Oh great... snarfed by a midget and a cross-dresser. There goes my <expletive deleted> pension. __________________ "It's wisdom to recognize necessity, when all other courses have been weighed, though as folly it may appear to those who cling to false hope." -Elrond

12-19-2003, 12:52 PM	#434
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	continues between Aragorn and who touched his bum bum. Argorn: Really Frodo you can tell me these things. Frodo:angry I didn't touch your butt Aragorn!!!! Legolas: Giggles. Aragorn: Sam? Sam: muffled No! Aragorn: Gan-da-lf. Gandalf: @@#$%$% no. I told that meant nothing that night at the horse manner!!!! several minutes later... Gimli: Aragorn did you touch my butt. Aragorn: Maybe it was Frodo. Frodo: Argh. Legolas: giggles. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

12-19-2003, 01:02 PM	#435
macmico Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: paisley (scotland) Posts: 35	wormtongue - saruman: have you seen gandalfs new look saruman: used to be mine. wormtongue: i think hes gonna kick your ass saruman: so do i, ah what if i drop the palantir in that puddle down their and we both hide do you think hell cut his loses and leave wormtongue: that would mean you wouldnt be in the third movie saruman: better than gettin my ass kicked __________________ "he passed over dor-nu-fauglith like a wind amid the dust, and all that beheld his onset fled in amaze, thinking that orome himself was come"

12-19-2003, 08:25 PM	#436
Finglas Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: here, there, everywhere Posts: 88	Tom Bombadil- lead vocals, Gandalf- guitar/backup vocals, Sauron- bass/ backup vocals, Treebeard- drums: (covering The Who's 'My Generation') People try to get us down, just because we get around. They do seem awful c-c-c-cold. Hope I die before I get old. This is my generation! This is my generation, babe! __________________ If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

12-24-2003, 11:19 PM	#437
The Dunedain Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 24	Gollum: We hates nasty Fish. Give us Emrils fine cooking, and screw the precious. Denethor: Ah Gandalf. I see you've come again bring teriible news. Fantastic! Would you like a warm bed? Soup? Bread? Fresh Hobbit Meat? Plantir? Pippin: Hobbit meat? Oh crap!(Unhinges jaw and divoers Denethor) LegolasShoots bow into air, a seagull crashes to ground) Man! those Gulls get on an elf's nerves real fast Thank you! Your beutiful! All a ya! Goodnight!

12-24-2003, 11:23 PM	#438
The Dunedain Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 24	oh! And: At The Grey Havens Elrond: Peace! WE out! Treebeard: Let's all kill Smokey the bear!

12-25-2003, 06:34 AM	#439
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Theoden (after Eowyn says she can save him): You already have. Tell your brother he was right... He was right... There is still some good in me after I've succumbed to the Dark side of the Horse. The Horse is strong in my family. I have it. My nephew has it. His sister has it. Use the Horse, Eowyn. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...