Why are you weird? - Page 21

TinuvielChild · 05-22-2002, 09:29 PM

Um, I think it was vodka, which i have heard has very little taste. I don't know, honestly.

Wulažg · 05-22-2002, 10:56 PM

See, not only am I underage, I'm allergic to the stuff, so I don't have that problem. That and I would rather be on Entmoot than going to a party(weirdness) so...

Arathorn · 05-22-2002, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by TinuvielChild
Um, I think it was vodka, which i have heard has very little taste. I don't know, honestly.

We call vodka the Great Traitor. It has almost no taste and you feel alright even after a few.

Then, your body starts to react after about half an hour or longer; even when you're no longer drinking.

Anyway, one of my friends is a doctor. He gives us his special recipe anti-hangover drink.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-23-2002, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by Arathorn

We call vodka the Great Traitor. It has almost no taste and you feel alright even after a few.

Then, your body starts to react after about half an hour or longer; even when you're no longer drinking.

Anyway, one of my friends is a doctor. He gives us his special recipe anti-hangover drink.

That's useful!

Vodka is like guaro. Except you can taste guaro.

We sailed to India because the wine is in India because someone took it to India, because. . .I don't know why

E XK, where are you? We need to know where to look!

Garina · 05-23-2002, 03:36 AM

We could try asking Anduril. He is, after all, our spiritual guide and might have some idea of the location of the wine or E XK.

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 03:40 AM

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Originally posted by Garina
We could try asking Anduril. He is, after all, our spiritual guide and might have some idea of the location of the wine or E XK.

Pfffft.

He's already drunk it you fools.

Cirdan · 05-23-2002, 03:58 AM

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Originally posted by Arathorn

We call vodka the Great Traitor. It has almost no taste and you feel alright even after a few.

.

We call grain alcohol the Great Terrorist because it kills you when you least expect it.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-23-2002, 04:19 AM

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He's already drunk it you fools.

Ha. That's what you think. But he has not.

So, Anduril, where's the wine?

Garina · 05-23-2002, 04:19 AM

Please tell me you are joking, BoP!

Otherwise we will have to search far and wide for more wine.

Oh well, I haven't got anything better to do !

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 04:24 AM

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Originally posted by Garina
Please tell me you are joking, BoP!

Of course I'm joking. Anduril wouldn't do anything so mean as that.

I might though.

Arathorn · 05-23-2002, 04:34 AM

You're just joking about being mean. I think you're quite a nice sheep, BoP.

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 04:35 AM

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Originally posted by Arathorn
You're just joking about being mean. I think you're quite a nice sheep, BoP.

<glug, glug>

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-23-2002, 04:41 AM

Nice sheep, don't bite the captain!

Now to find the wine! Uh, Anduril? Elfmaster? Someone who knows where the wine is?

Garina · 05-23-2002, 04:54 AM

Since no one is here to guide us, why don't you shoot an arrow straight up, Eruviel. When it lands, we can go whichever way it points.

It's just a suggestion!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-23-2002, 04:56 AM

Okay, good suggestion, Garina!

*shoots an arrow straight up. it lands in the water.*

Hmm, maybe not. Or perhaps this quest is doomed from the start...no! The wine is here, we shall find it!

Garina · 05-23-2002, 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Okay, good suggestion, Garina!

*shoots an arrow straight up. it lands in the water.*

Hmm, maybe not. Or perhaps this quest is doomed from the start...no! The wine is here, we shall find it!

lololol
Maybe we should pm E XK and ask her what to do.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-23-2002, 05:03 AM

Better yet, we shall sit here drinking rum, and cider, and anything else in our stores, and wait for her to come. If there's alcohol present, I'm sure she'll show up!

Or maybe we can just PM her. . .

Cirdan · 05-23-2002, 05:17 AM

umm... is the wine floating in a cask?

oh, just pass me that rum til we find it. Keep the cider

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-23-2002, 05:18 AM

Hey, good idea, maybe it is in the water!

Do have some rum, then. You're sure you don't want cider? It's good cider! Well, probably a good idea to avoid it, actually

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 05:31 AM

<mischievous grin>

Lets start a drunken theological debate with pillow fights!

God doesn't exist you poor deluded womp rats....

*Hordes all the rum*

*Whacks EG with a pillow*

05-22-2002, 09:29 PM	#401
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05-22-2002, 10:56 PM	#402
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	See, not only am I underage, I'm allergic to the stuff, so I don't have that problem. That and I would rather be on Entmoot than going to a party(weirdness) so... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-23-2002, 03:36 AM	#405
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	We could try asking Anduril. He is, after all, our spiritual guide and might have some idea of the location of the wine or E XK. __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 04:19 AM	#409
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Please tell me you are joking, BoP! Otherwise we will have to search far and wide for more wine. Oh well, I haven't got anything better to do ! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 04:34 AM	#411
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	You're just joking about being mean. I think you're quite a nice sheep, BoP. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-23-2002, 04:41 AM	#413
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Nice sheep, don't bite the captain! Now to find the wine! Uh, Anduril? Elfmaster? Someone who knows where the wine is? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-23-2002, 04:54 AM	#414
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Since no one is here to guide us, why don't you shoot an arrow straight up, Eruviel. When it lands, we can go whichever way it points. It's just a suggestion!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 04:56 AM	#415
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Okay, good suggestion, Garina! shoots an arrow straight up. it lands in the water. Hmm, maybe not. Or perhaps this quest is doomed from the start...no! The wine is here, we shall find it! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-23-2002, 05:03 AM	#417
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Better yet, we shall sit here drinking rum, and cider, and anything else in our stores, and wait for her to come. If there's alcohol present, I'm sure she'll show up! Or maybe we can just PM her. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-23-2002, 05:17 AM	#418
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	umm... is the wine floating in a cask? oh, just pass me that rum til we find it. Keep the cider __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

05-23-2002, 05:18 AM	#419
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Hey, good idea, maybe it is in the water! Do have some rum, then. You're sure you don't want cider? It's good cider! Well, probably a good idea to avoid it, actually __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-23-2002, 05:31 AM	#420
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	<mischievous grin> Lets start a drunken theological debate with pillow fights! God doesn't exist you poor deluded womp rats.... Hordes all the rum Whacks EG with a pillow __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 05-23-2002 at 05:32 AM.

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