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05-28-2002, 03:50 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Eruviel: Here is my bow and my knives. Be careful, the bow was a gift from the Lady Caladriett of Lothloriendonalds.
Guard: *squeak* I shall take good care of it, elf.
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05-28-2002, 04:04 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Eärniel: You're not seriously suggesting I leave my sword, are you?
Guard: Those are the rules of the house, lady. Eärniel:*mutters* stupid guards *places her sword against the wall* Do not dare to touch it. If I don't find it back exactly the way I left it, there will be hell to pay! Guard:*pales and start sweating* Yes, ma'am! Eärniel: Now, am I cleared? Guard:*small voice* I'm afraid you have to leave that here to.... *points to whirring gizmo* Eärniel: WHAT!!! My whirring gizmo?!? You want me to leave my girzmo behind?! I shan't do that, look at me, I'm a sea elf! Have you ever seen a sea elf without a whirring gizmo? Guard:*very uncomfortable* Um... you're the first elves I have ever seen.... Eärniel: Well? It doesn't harm any one. I can't leave it behind! I need it. Guard: What for? Eärniel: Seriously, don't you know what a whirring gizmo is for? I thought they taught that in highschool! Guard: Allright! Allright! Keep the blasted gizmo!
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05-28-2002, 04:17 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
Posts: 582
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Garina: I don't have any weapons.
Guard: Are you sure? Garina:YES! Of course I'm flipping sure! I have absolutely no way of protecting myself.*sniff* And nobody likes me, and people keep hitting me... Guard: *hits Garina round the head* Garina: Well, really! *sulks* 
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!  Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-28-2002, 04:31 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Eruviel: There, there, Garina, I'll protect you since you have no weapons of your own. Hey! *yells at guard* Don't hit her, ya hear?
Garina: *stops sulking for the time being* (ooc: I hope. . .  )Guard: Aragren? Your sword?
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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05-28-2002, 04:34 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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Yey!
ooc: maybe I should stop writing in that I get hit round the head!!!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-28-2002, 05:50 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
Posts: 400
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30 minutes earlier...
Moraumer: *rides back to meduseld, grumbling. When she gets there, she is greeted by a guard* Soldier: Erm... Moraumer... I'm here to take you to the dungeon Moraumer: Why? Soldier: Erm... cause I was told to? Moraumer: Why? Soldier: Cause the king wants you there? Moraumer: WHY? Soldier: How the hell am i supposed to know? Now go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. And give the guard the key when you've finished. Moraumer: *Walks down the stairs to the jail and locks herself in, grumbling* Why did i have to open my big mouth? If they dont get here soon and let me out I'm going to have to hit someone on the head... possibly Garina... stupid ungrateful people, not appreciating the sacrifices I've made for them... I could have been reading LotR at home but NO, I come on this quest and get thrown into jail... Guard: Will you be quiet in ther? Moraumer: *mutters*
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Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal... |
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05-28-2002, 10:46 AM
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Lurker
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lothlórien
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On the way to China...
They have put the boat on the shore. Laurelyn: Sit down, Glodo, there's something we need to discuss with you. Elf Girl: At Mt. Nokia, will you die with the phone or bite off your own finger? Counselor: WHAT?! Finrod: *sigh* Are you Gollum, in which case you need a Frodo, or Frodo, in which case you need a Gollum? Laurelyn: Or both, in which case you will bite off your own finger and make do without the other character? Elf Girl: Or maybe you're actually Bilbo, the phonefinder, in which case- Finrod: No, no, Claenoic's Bilbo, in which case she'll have to- Counselor: Or maybe I'm neither, in which case I don't have to die or lose any body parts! Later... Elf Girl: In that which case we don't have Frodo or Gollum, in which case we, Laurelyn: But if she takes my which case...
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05-28-2002, 11:12 AM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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Finrod-But what shall I do precious!?!
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05-28-2002, 01:05 PM
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Lurker
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lothlórien
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Counselor: Precious! How dare you say precious! I say precious. Precious...
Elf Girl: Finrod, excellent. You can be our Gollum, just skip dying, like I did. But in that which case we'll have to-
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05-28-2002, 02:34 PM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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Finrod- Yess, nice Elf Girl lets Ancient Elf Lord of
Valinor and Beleriand be Gollum. Finrod leads well.
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"THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!" |
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05-28-2002, 02:44 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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*Meanwhile in a random place in Fangorn*
Tano: Are we there yet? Willow: No. Claenoic: Are we there yet? Willow: No. Tano: Are we there yet? Willow: *Sigh* No. Claenoic: Are we there yet? Willow: *Grumble* No. Tano: Are we- Willow: FOR ERU'S SAKE NO NO AND NO!!!!!! Tano & Claenoic: Meep! *Hides behind a nearby tree* Willow: Umm... guys? Tano: Ok, ok, we'll stop... Willow: No, it's not that- Claenoic: REALLY we'll stop... Willow: You guys... T & C: What? Tree: Hoom hom! Now what do we have here? Willow: We're here... OOC: Who's next on the drawing Cellowship list Earniel?
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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05-28-2002, 03:23 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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OOC: See the TLA-discussion thread for the progress of the drawing of the cellowship, Claenoic.
Come one, Renille, post so we can get inside the Golden hall
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05-28-2002, 05:56 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
Posts: 2,176
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ooc: erg, i've kinda been away for a bit and now my character seems to have disintegrated. someone write me in!
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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05-28-2002, 09:03 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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OOC-Yikes, sorry. Stop posting so much, everybody. Give the 15 minute a day limit person a break!
 TC, do you want to go with Elf Girl or me? We're in Rohan, they're in China.Renille- *breaks off daydreaming* Oh...oh! Sure...my sword. Here. But could I keep the sheath? Guard- umm...no. Renille- Ha, surely you will not deprive an old woman of her purse!? Security has turned to rudeness in Rohan, I see. Eruviel- Wha...you're not old! And a sheath isn't a purse. And YOU'RE not Gandalf. You're just Aragren! Earniel- The counselor told her she had schizophrenia. Guard- Ahem. Renille- Sorry. My rather *cough* RUDE *cough* companions... Guard- Say no more.Come in. And I guess you can keep your sheath. Renille- Thanks. *They go immeadiately to the Golden Hall. The king is sitting on a waterbed, watching a tear-jerker video, listening to the blues. The curtains are pulled and a blue light shines over everything. A slimy science freak is dissecting worms on the floor. What happens next? How should I know?* OOC-Earniel, draw Aragren like this, if you plewease- Hair- dark brown, braids Eyes- dark blue Stature- short. Clothing- jeans and a t-shirt hidden by Aragorn's weather stained cloak. Remember my backpack, handy copy of LOTR and Lothloriodonalds sheath, please! Thanks alot. Can't wait to see this.
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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05-28-2002, 11:25 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
Posts: 2,176
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ooc: I think i'll come to Rohan...I don't feel like going to Mt. Nokia today,
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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05-29-2002, 12:32 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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ooc: So who's Eowyn? TC? you? We need an Eowyn.
Eruviel: *quietly to Garina* Nice place he's got here--who's the freak with the worms?
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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05-29-2002, 02:36 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Eärniel: *overhears Eruviel and whispers*Whoever the freak is, he better have a licence for that or I'm going to report him to the RSCPA.
Aragren: Ahum.....* nobody notices her* ..pfff some king.... *tries again*AHUM!! Theoden:*looks away from his screen and gives the TLA-members a blank look* I didn't order a pizza. *The Cellowship (or what's left of them) give the King an equally blank look* Garina:*slightly insulted* Hey, we don't deliver pizza's! We destroy phones! We are the Cellowship! Theoden: *still blank look* I see *points to a telephone in the corner* Take that one with you then, it doesn't work anymore. Eärniel: *rolls eyes and mutters* This is going to be harder than I thought....
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05-29-2002, 03:18 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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Moraumer: *still in jail* Nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles of miruvor on the wall, nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles of miruvor! You take one down, pass it around, nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles of miruvor on the wall!
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Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal... |
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05-29-2002, 11:06 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,861
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ooc: that must have been interesting to type, Moraumer!
The three hobbits continue wandering through the forest until Tano trips over a huge tree branch and falls flat on her face. Tano: Ow... Willow: Fool of a Took! Tano: Oh, be quiet, that's Gandgirl's line, and anyway, I'm just inherently clumsy-- (Large Voice Above Them): Hroooom! Would you kindly remove yourself from my foot, halfling? Tano: Oh, look. We've found Treemustache. -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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05-29-2002, 04:20 PM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
Posts: 1,486
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Meanwhile, back in VerizonGuard...
Katt(Sauroman) has been staring into her Palenteer again. Katt~Ha! I have wireless internet access so I can see what all of them are doing! *Peers into Palenteer* So hobbits, you think you can master the cell phone. My friend Sauron over at Quest wants it for himself. But once I get it, I will be the most powerfull company ever! Muah ha ha! Wait, now I need to send my evil half-breed orks to Headphones Deep. Heh heh. They're in for a surprize. I crossed the orks with Telephone soliciters! The most evil creation ever! Aha! A muah ha ha! AA HAHAHA! OOH! OW! I got a stich from all that laughing! Ow! Jesus Damiean Christ! Ow!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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