Elijah Wood - a bit of a weirdo? - Page 21

BeardofPants · 06-30-2002, 06:11 PM

Oh god, I *hate* the New Zealand accent....

And I'm so glad I've corrupted you!

He *is* constipated!

Tanoliel · 06-30-2002, 10:53 PM

There's twenty-one pages of this? Bizarre!
-tano

cassiopeia · 07-01-2002, 12:26 AM

No offense to anyone, but New Zealand accents make me laugh.

"Fish and Chaps"

I have been corrupted, because I didn't like Elijah, but now I do. I have a poster of him with a bare chest on my wall. I am so pathetic.

I do think he is a bit wierd though.

BeardofPants · 07-01-2002, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by cassiopeia
No offense to anyone, but New Zealand accents make me laugh.

"Fish and Chaps"

It's "fush 'n chups", and it's better than saying "feeesh 'n cheeeps".

Quote:

I have been corrupted, because I didn't like Elijah, but now I do. I have a poster of him with a bare chest on my wall. I am so pathetic.

I do think he is a bit wierd though.

Well that's alright then. You aussies arent' a complete loss!

Lanelf · 07-01-2002, 01:10 AM

Wow. I cannot believe this thread is still kicking.
Anyway... 21 pgs of EW. If only there were pictures...

Quote:

If you cannot see that Elijah Wood is extremely hot, then you must be blind. He has THE most beautiful eyes of anyone in the world. When he speaks the sound of his voice peirces your soul. One look from Elijah, and any woman would die. you have to be an extremely stupid retard to not see his godlike characteristics. Have you no respect for the ridiculously good looking?

and then:

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Well, if you go for the constipated look.....

Hahahaha!

elendili · 07-01-2002, 06:32 AM

Elijah Wood is definately weird did you see him in Armageddon i couldn't stop laughing or in the Faculty with the Broomstick

viggosbeard · 07-01-2002, 09:04 AM

He has got a really fat neck for a little feller.

Varda Oiolosseo · 07-01-2002, 04:19 PM

Elijah Wood is weired, but that is why Erendil likes him. She isnt exactly "normal" herself
>Erendil knoks Varda off of chair and takes control of keyboard<
He is not weired! But i won't deny about be being strange
>Varda gets control of keyboard again<
He is
But he is getting engaged so it doesn't really matter
>Erendil faints<

yes we are mad! lol. (Got high on coca cola. again.)

samwise of the shire · 07-01-2002, 05:35 PM

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Elijah Wood is definately weird did you see him in Armageddon i couldn't stop laughing or in the Faculty with the Broomstick

Varda~He wasn't in Armageddon, he was in Deep Impact which is I agree a waste of talent. But I mean there were like four more where he REALLY stood out. Forever Young with Mel Gibson, Oliver Twist with Richard Drefuss, The Bumblebee Flies Anyway with Rachel Leigh Cook and The Lord Of The Rings with Ian Mckellen. I suggest you watch THOSE! Especially The Bumblebee and Oliver Twist. And where'd you find out he was ENGAGED!
Sam

Tanoliel · 07-01-2002, 08:49 PM

He is engaged. Well, no, he's not...but "the media" heard it from "his friends" that he's planning to pop the question, as it were, to his girlfriend of two months (forgot who SHE is....

). If you ask me, two months is waaay too short a time before getting married. But no one's asking ME, so...

I believe there was a link on tOR.N ( theonering.net)
-tano

Starr Polish · 07-01-2002, 09:58 PM

It's Franka Potente, and probably a rumour.

Tanoliel · 07-01-2002, 10:07 PM

Ah, that was it. It probably is a rumor, but I don't care, really...he's finished with filming LotR, and THAT'S where my heart is, so he can do whatever he wants now.

-tano

Lizra · 07-01-2002, 10:37 PM

I haven't had time to read much of this, but if it's an opinion on whether a guy is "hot", I can do that with ease!!

Elijah Wood is a wonderful Frodo, but sexy?? NOOOO Way! Constipated,

Just kind of pitiful looking. Oh course, Hot is in the eye of the beholder, but , I don't think so! Those lips are weird, Oh forget it!! The guy is not hot!

If I was alone with him, I'd pet him, not kiss him. sorry!

***Khamûl*** · 07-02-2002, 12:20 AM

Behold! The voice of maturity.

I have no opinion about Elijah Wood, since I'm a guy, but I must take this opportunity to say: my feet are kinda hairy and if they'd have cast me as Frodo I'm sure I'd have my own fan club and everything too.

To answer the question posed by this thread, I'd say that Elijah Wood is a bit of a weirdo.

*takes cover from the flying objects coming his way*

The Ringbearer · 07-02-2002, 02:43 AM

Heads up, Khamul!

ATTACK!!! WHO'S WITH ME???

samwise of the shire · 07-02-2002, 08:06 PM

Ahhh leave Khamul alone RB. He's just bein' a guy. You should have seen when BOP got on a thread like this, beleive me she wasn't exactly complimentary.
I think it would be interesting to see(if he's getting engaged)if he holds on. He can be like Dennis Quiad and Meg Ryan OR he can be like Sean Astin and Christine Astin. My admiration of him would go up if he got married and if his marriage was like the Astins. Just an interesting whatever.
I wouldn't kiss him either Lizra.

It'd be more like I'd faint before I even got to shake his hand. And beleive me that would happen here in Idaho where NOTHING happens so I'm sure it wouldn't be because he's fine, but because it would be a total shocker to see him in Idaho, but the fine point would probably contribute.
Sam

Entlover · 07-03-2002, 02:52 AM

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Originally posted by samwise of the shire
I wouldn't kiss him either Lizra. Sam

Neither would I but only because he elicits the maternal instinct in me. I have a strong urge to give him advice about his hair and buy him clothes. But I admire him because he's a fantastic actor, which has nothing to do with his age.

The Ringbearer · 07-03-2002, 02:54 AM

Scary.

Rána Eressëa · 07-03-2002, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizra
I haven't had time to read much of this, but if it's an opinion on whether a guy is "hot", I can do that with ease!! Elijah Wood is a wonderful Frodo, but sexy?? NOOOO Way! Constipated, Just kind of pitiful looking. Oh course, Hot is in the eye of the beholder, but , I don't think so! Those lips are weird, Oh forget it!! The guy is not hot! If I was alone with him, I'd pet him, not kiss him. sorry!

Diss the lips and be sprayed with Dwarvish Ale!!!

*sprays Lizra with Dwarvish Ale* Come on, girls, get out your Dwarvish Ale bottles! It's time to launch a full-out attack upon the traitors of natural given beauty!

samwise of the shire · 07-03-2002, 11:14 AM

Now Dwarvish Ale I can do *Pulls out her bottle of dwarvish ale from her backpack, shakes it up and gets ready to pop the top.* WHO'S WITH US! Let us soak down these traitorous rogues!*Puts on a rain gear coat and hat* It'll get awfully sticky.
(Evil Grin)
Sam

06-30-2002, 06:11 PM	#401
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Oh god, I hate the New Zealand accent.... And I'm so glad I've corrupted you! He is constipated! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-30-2002, 10:53 PM	#402
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	There's twenty-one pages of this? Bizarre! -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

07-01-2002, 12:26 AM	#403
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	No offense to anyone, but New Zealand accents make me laugh. "Fish and Chaps" I have been corrupted, because I didn't like Elijah, but now I do. I have a poster of him with a bare chest on my wall. I am so pathetic. I do think he is a bit wierd though. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Last edited by cassiopeia : 07-01-2002 at 12:27 AM.

07-01-2002, 06:32 AM	#406
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	Elijah Wood is definately weird did you see him in Armageddon i couldn't stop laughing or in the Faculty with the Broomstick __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

07-01-2002, 08:49 PM	#410
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	He is engaged. Well, no, he's not...but "the media" heard it from "his friends" that he's planning to pop the question, as it were, to his girlfriend of two months (forgot who SHE is.... ). If you ask me, two months is waaay too short a time before getting married. But no one's asking ME, so... I believe there was a link on tOR.N ( theonering.net) -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

07-01-2002, 09:04 AM	#407
viggosbeard Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey Posts: 247	He has got a really fat neck for a little feller.

07-01-2002, 04:19 PM	#408
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	Elijah Wood is weired, but that is why Erendil likes him. She isnt exactly "normal" herself >Erendil knoks Varda off of chair and takes control of keyboard< He is not weired! But i won't deny about be being strange >Varda gets control of keyboard again< He is But he is getting engaged so it doesn't really matter >Erendil faints< yes we are mad! lol. (Got high on coca cola. again.)

07-01-2002, 09:58 PM	#411
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	It's Franka Potente, and probably a rumour. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

07-01-2002, 10:07 PM	#412
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Ah, that was it. It probably is a rumor, but I don't care, really...he's finished with filming LotR, and THAT'S where my heart is, so he can do whatever he wants now. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

07-01-2002, 10:37 PM	#413
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	I haven't had time to read much of this, but if it's an opinion on whether a guy is "hot", I can do that with ease!! Elijah Wood is a wonderful Frodo, but sexy?? NOOOO Way! Constipated, Just kind of pitiful looking. Oh course, Hot is in the eye of the beholder, but , I don't think so! Those lips are weird, Oh forget it!! The guy is not hot! If I was alone with him, I'd pet him, not kiss him. sorry!

07-02-2002, 12:20 AM	#414
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Behold! The voice of maturity. I have no opinion about Elijah Wood, since I'm a guy, but I must take this opportunity to say: my feet are kinda hairy and if they'd have cast me as Frodo I'm sure I'd have my own fan club and everything too. To answer the question posed by this thread, I'd say that Elijah Wood is a bit of a weirdo. takes cover from the flying objects coming his way __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

07-02-2002, 02:43 AM	#415
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Heads up, Khamul! ATTACK!!! WHO'S WITH ME??? __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

07-02-2002, 08:06 PM	#416
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Ahhh leave Khamul alone RB. He's just bein' a guy. You should have seen when BOP got on a thread like this, beleive me she wasn't exactly complimentary. I think it would be interesting to see(if he's getting engaged)if he holds on. He can be like Dennis Quiad and Meg Ryan OR he can be like Sean Astin and Christine Astin. My admiration of him would go up if he got married and if his marriage was like the Astins. Just an interesting whatever. I wouldn't kiss him either Lizra. It'd be more like I'd faint before I even got to shake his hand. And beleive me that would happen here in Idaho where NOTHING happens so I'm sure it wouldn't be because he's fine, but because it would be a total shocker to see him in Idaho, but the fine point would probably contribute. Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

07-03-2002, 02:54 AM	#418
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Scary. __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

07-03-2002, 11:14 AM	#420
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Now Dwarvish Ale I can do Pulls out her bottle of dwarvish ale from her backpack, shakes it up and gets ready to pop the top. WHO'S WITH US! Let us soak down these traitorous rogues!Puts on a rain gear coat and hat It'll get awfully sticky. (Evil Grin) Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

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