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Frodo, after Weathertop:
"'Tis but a flesh wound!"
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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09-04-2003, 12:22 AM
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Wait! I've got another one!
Weathertop:Nazgul  looking at sword)ooh! shiny! ("accidently" stabs Frodo) oops! sorry dude! |
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09-04-2003, 12:24 AM
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09-04-2003, 03:18 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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You need to leave a space between the : and the ( otherwise they'll form the sad smiley.
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09-04-2003, 05:26 AM
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Gimli in Lothlorien- "I have the ears of a toad and the eyes of a bat"
Haldir "I could have shot you with my back turned and hung upside down" |
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09-04-2003, 06:38 PM
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Lady of Westernesse
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Galadriel: In place of a Dark Lord you shall have a queen--
Celeborn: Sheesh, you've already pretty much stolen my role in this story, why do you want more?
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09-05-2003, 09:42 PM
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Elrond: Does this robe make me look fat? Gandalf: So Galadriel I'll trade you my pointy wizard hat for your dress. Celeborn: I have accoired a new shrink his name is Boromir. Aragorn: I surrender. Arwen: I love you Sauron. Sarumon: Wormtongue since were about to get beat up and buried by the ents do you want to kiss me?
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09-07-2003, 06:49 PM
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Lady of Westernesse
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Gandalf: I don't know.
Saruman: I forbid you all to eat veal, wear fur, and go hunting. Boromir: Good going, Frodo! You destroyed the Ring!
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09-23-2003, 07:53 PM
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Elven Warrior
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(I know I haven't posted in here before, but it seems like so much fun I decided to give it a try ^_^)
Legolas when Aragorn himself and Gimli are hunting the Orc: "Gimli! Wait up! I can't run as fast as you!"
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09-23-2003, 08:44 PM
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The Lovely Hobbit-Lass
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Boromir: Get out of my way!!! I need to throw this Ring in the Cracks of Doom!
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It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year! |
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10-22-2003, 09:36 PM
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Gimli after watching the movie "The Two Towers":
"It's like they personally filmed me. My humour, my spirit, they captured it all!" (sheds a tear.) Legolas adds: "I didn't think anyone else knew I like to skateboard on staircases during battle! And they portrayed our friendship so well Gimli." ~_^ These are really excellent guys. New posters, of course, are always welcome! 
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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10-22-2003, 11:21 PM
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Elf Lord
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Christopher Tolkien: Sure you can make a movie of the Silmarillion, but only if my grandchildren are on the project.
Peter Jackson: As a movie director, I'm appalled at the way Steven Spielberg took liberties with "Minority Report." JRRT: Bleep philology, the big money's in churning out a paperback a year for the mass market sci-fi/fantasy crowd. Look what Jack's done with those bleeping Narnia books! Hmmm. if I sign that contract with Ace I could make a bundle! Hey Edith! We're going to Disneyland!
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10-23-2003, 11:49 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Sauron: I spy with my little eye...
Elrond: Yo dawgs, WASSSUP. Today we're here in da house 'cuz Sauron wants to bring in a nu world order. What's up wit the hate, man? Me thinks he needs another them peeperz. Anywayz, our only hope is to destroy this bling-bling. God bless any of you homies who dare pimp this to Mount Doom. Peace out.
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10-24-2003, 11:58 AM
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Sam- I'm so hungry I could eat Bill.
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Sauron- I think it's about time I retire from all this conquer the world business. I'm going to settle down in a quiet, peaceful fishing village, and you know what? I think I'm going to take up golf.
Gollum- *new revelation* we could SHARE the precious!
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10-24-2003, 10:01 PM
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Elf Lord
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Legolas: OOps, I tripped!
Gimli: An orc a day keeps the elf at bay. Eowyn: I feel pretty. sings along with Legolas and Gimli and Aragorn dressed up in llama suits. LONG LIVE THE LLAMA!!!!
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10-25-2003, 09:50 AM
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pippin: nah, one meal a day is good enough for me thx
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Elven Warrior
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Location: Tolkien's England where the tale grew in the telling...
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Boromir: "What do you mean, 'the armour's not arrow-proof'?"
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"Pity? It was Pity that stayed his hand. Pity, and Mercy: not to strike without need. And he has been well rewarded, Frodo. Be sure that he took so little hurt from the evil, and escaped in the end, because he began his ownership of the Ring so, with Pity." "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." "Very well,' he answered aloud, lowering his sword. 'But still I am afraid. And yet, as you see, I will not touch the creature. For now that I see him, I do pity him." |
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Aragorn to orc captain:
Your mother dresses you funny! Frodo: Trade you this cheese for that lembas. Sam: Tradsies!
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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Celeborn: *running to the end of the dock and yelling after the ship at the end of RotK* WAIT! I CHANGED MY MIND! I DON'T WANT TO STAY IN MIDDLE EARTH ANYMORE!!! Come back!
Treebeard: Feed me. (think Audrey 2)
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