The Jokes Thread - Page 21

**Nurvingiel** · 03-07-2004, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mango
Aragorn's Answering Machine Message:
Hi, this is Aragorn, High King of Gondor, Chieftain of the Dúnedain, Elessar, Elfstone, Evinyatar, The Renewer, the Healer, Estel, Hope, Strider, Wingfoot, Thorongil, King of the West, Dúnedan, the Deliverer-- beeep.

That's hilarious! I burst out laughing Mango!

I don't know Linaewen, why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Linaewen · 03-07-2004, 11:52 PM

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I don't know Linaewen, why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

hectorberlioz · 03-08-2004, 01:03 AM

it was the dead baby from the other dead koala

**Nurvingiel** · 03-08-2004, 03:37 AM

The dead koala fell on it?

Ew Hector!

***Earniel*** · 03-08-2004, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Linaewen
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Because he suddenly developed canibalistic tendencies?

Falagar · 03-08-2004, 05:35 AM

It slipped?

Linaewen · 03-08-2004, 05:50 AM

It was stapled to the other koala.

[Edit] Sorry, got ahead of myself there. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

Mercutio · 03-10-2004, 08:36 PM

The third koala fell out of the tree because it was holding on to the second koala who was stapled to the first koala who died and fell out of the tree. Chain reaction.

OR, it got its up and down mixed up, and stood what it thought was up, but what was really down, so it ended up falling down. And it had nothing to do with the other two koalas.

A random joke (since this is, I think, the purpose of this thread):

An engineer dies and goes to hell (hold on...keep reading).

While there he makes many improvements: running water, air conditioning, now an escalator.

God calls up satan and tells him that he wants the engineer with him in heaven.

Satan refuses to give up the engineer.

God responds that he will sue satan unless he gets the engineer.

Satan says, "Where will you get yourself a lawyer?"

Linaewen · 03-11-2004, 08:13 AM

Close, Mercutio! But, no, the third koala fell out of the tree because it thought it was a game.

Why did the fourth and fifth koalas fall out of the tree?

***Jonathan*** · 03-11-2004, 03:01 PM

They thought it was a race?

Janny · 03-11-2004, 03:27 PM

Koalas?? You're discussing the death of little furry things?
Am I missing something?

Falagar · 03-11-2004, 03:30 PM

They were also dead?

Quote:

Koalas?? You're discussing the death of little furry things?
Am I missing something?

Yes, and that's the wrong answer.

Janny · 03-11-2004, 04:07 PM

That's not the answer?
There was a question!!!??
*looks back*
No I dunno why it fell out of the tree. Was it assassinated in some CIA plot which was filmed and subjected to constant and annoying scutiny because it looked like the shadows fell in the wrong place?

Or was it just a Lemming with a personality disorder?

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-11-2004, 10:20 PM

maybe the third koala (who thought it was a game) had set a new trend, so the fourth and fifth koalas, being fashionable young things, decided to join in

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-11-2004, 10:25 PM

Please no-one take offence

Two blondes walk into a bar, one says to the other "Ouch..."

***Valandil*** · 03-11-2004, 10:28 PM

I'm guessing #'s 4 & 5 were stapled to #3.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-11-2004, 10:51 PM

Not being racist or anything (after all i'm english with irish blood in me)

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman are out for a walk
<poof> suddenly a sprite appears
he says to the three "if you shout out a drink, when going down this slide, you shall recieve it"

the scotsman is the first to go "Whiskey..." he shouts as he slides down, and appears at the side with a glass of whiskey
next it's the englisman's turn "Gin ..." he shouts as he goes down,
and appears at the side with a G&T
lastly, it's the Irisman's turn, he's forgotten everything the sprite said, and "Wheee..." he screams as he goes down the slide

Need i say anymore ...

**Nurvingiel** · 03-12-2004, 12:05 AM

That reminds me of a similar joke:

Three guys are walking in the woods when a fairy appears suddenly.
"Gentlemen," says the fairy, "If you shout and jump in this ravine, you will land in a pile of whatever you said."
The first man approaches the ravine. "Convertible!" he shouts as he jumps. He lands in the driver's seat of a shiny convertible.
The second man runs and jumps shouting "One million dollars!" And lands in a large pile of hundreds.
The third man runs to edge, but right before he jumps, he trips! "Crap!" he says as he tumbles in.

Linaewen · 03-12-2004, 06:49 AM

Great speculations as to what happened to the fourth and fifth koalas fell out of the tree, but all incorrect, sorry.

The fourth one fell out because it had a grand piano tied to its leg.
The fifth one fell out because it was hit by the footstool.

Why did the Kangaroo drop dead?

(No more Aussie icons getting bashed in this joke, btw.

)

Falagar · 03-12-2004, 08:13 AM

It fell out of the tree?

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03-08-2004, 05:35 AM	#406
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03-08-2004, 05:50 AM	#407
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	It was stapled to the other koala. [Edit] Sorry, got ahead of myself there. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Last edited by Linaewen : 03-08-2004 at 05:52 AM.

03-10-2004, 08:36 PM	#408
Mercutio Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Narnia Posts: 1,656	The third koala fell out of the tree because it was holding on to the second koala who was stapled to the first koala who died and fell out of the tree. Chain reaction. OR, it got its up and down mixed up, and stood what it thought was up, but what was really down, so it ended up falling down. And it had nothing to do with the other two koalas. A random joke (since this is, I think, the purpose of this thread): An engineer dies and goes to hell (hold on...keep reading). While there he makes many improvements: running water, air conditioning, now an escalator. God calls up satan and tells him that he wants the engineer with him in heaven. Satan refuses to give up the engineer. God responds that he will sue satan unless he gets the engineer. Satan says, "Where will you get yourself a lawyer?" __________________ Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?". Interested in C.S. Lewis? Visit the forum dedicated to one of Tolkien's greatest contemporaries.

03-11-2004, 03:01 PM	#410
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03-11-2004, 08:13 AM	#409
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	Close, Mercutio! But, no, the third koala fell out of the tree because it thought it was a game. Why did the fourth and fifth koalas fall out of the tree?

03-11-2004, 03:27 PM	#411
Janny The Blobbit Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kent, England (Not Oxford! ... yet...) Posts: 1,596	Koalas?? You're discussing the death of little furry things? Am I missing something? __________________ Janny's Songs Janny's lyrics and random photographs Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who happen to be walking about. ~ Mercutio... erm, GK Chesterton.

03-11-2004, 04:07 PM	#413
Janny The Blobbit Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kent, England (Not Oxford! ... yet...) Posts: 1,596	That's not the answer? There was a question!!!?? looks back No I dunno why it fell out of the tree. Was it assassinated in some CIA plot which was filmed and subjected to constant and annoying scutiny because it looked like the shadows fell in the wrong place? Or was it just a Lemming with a personality disorder? __________________ Janny's Songs Janny's lyrics and random photographs Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who happen to be walking about. ~ Mercutio... erm, GK Chesterton.

03-11-2004, 10:20 PM	#414
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	maybe the third koala (who thought it was a game) had set a new trend, so the fourth and fifth koalas, being fashionable young things, decided to join in

03-11-2004, 10:25 PM	#415
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Please no-one take offence Two blondes walk into a bar, one says to the other "Ouch..."

03-11-2004, 10:28 PM	#416
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03-11-2004, 10:51 PM	#417
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Not being racist or anything (after all i'm english with irish blood in me) An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman are out for a walk <poof> suddenly a sprite appears he says to the three "if you shout out a drink, when going down this slide, you shall recieve it" the scotsman is the first to go "Whiskey..." he shouts as he slides down, and appears at the side with a glass of whiskey next it's the englisman's turn "Gin ..." he shouts as he goes down, and appears at the side with a G&T lastly, it's the Irisman's turn, he's forgotten everything the sprite said, and "Wheee..." he screams as he goes down the slide Need i say anymore ...

03-12-2004, 06:49 AM	#419
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	Great speculations as to what happened to the fourth and fifth koalas fell out of the tree, but all incorrect, sorry. The fourth one fell out because it had a grand piano tied to its leg. The fifth one fell out because it was hit by the footstool. Why did the Kangaroo drop dead? (No more Aussie icons getting bashed in this joke, btw. )

03-12-2004, 08:13 AM	#420
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	It fell out of the tree? __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

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