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Old 12-06-2003, 02:01 AM   #401
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After Gollum acquired the One Ring, he dove underwater to his secret passage and swam all the way to Mordor, where he was scared. Then he found a new tunnel in his secret underwater passageway and followed it to the Shire.

What did he do with the ring in the Shire?
Buried the ring in the garden behind 3 Bagend.

Why Did Gollum bury the ring if it was so precious to him?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-06-2003, 02:08 AM   #402
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He got a great deal when he traded in for a newer model.
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Old 12-06-2003, 01:22 PM   #403
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He got a great deal when he traded in for a newer model.
I am glad Gollum has a newer model.

Some people would like a newer question.
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC)
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Old 12-07-2003, 03:16 PM   #404
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<< Is this the face of someone who cares? ];-)

Meh... Where do you get the best discounts on magic rings?
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Old 12-07-2003, 11:28 PM   #405
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<< Is this the face of someone who cares? ];-)

Meh... Where do you get the best discounts on magic rings?
<<Probably not. >>

At the dollar store. All Rings are one dollar.


What should one bring if traveling to Harad?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC)
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Old 12-08-2003, 07:10 AM   #406
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Any free meal coupons for mcdonalds. Only damn McDonalds in Middle earth, and it has to be in Harad! Convienent my a**!

Why didnt McDonalds open a chain in Eriador?
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Old 12-08-2003, 07:25 AM   #407
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Because the Rangers were disenfranchised.

How many circles in the fortress of Minas Tirith?
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Old 12-08-2003, 08:09 AM   #408
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Because the Rangers were disenfranchised.

How many circles in the fortress of Minas Tirith?
Five.

What was found in the innermost circle?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-08-2003, 08:12 AM   #409
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The Pelennor Fields.

What was "kingsfoil"?
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Old 12-08-2003, 09:29 AM   #410
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Gollum

Aragorns weed to get high!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did gimli wear an axe?
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Old 12-08-2003, 10:37 AM   #411
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Aragorns weed to get high!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought we were supposed to give the wrong answers??
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Why did gimli wear an axe?
Because his codpiece was at the drycleaners.

What was Sam's profession?
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:46 PM   #412
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exotic dancer/Kingsfoil peddler

Where did Sam learn to dance?
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:23 PM   #413
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While having arrows fired at his feet by Faramir's Dunedain.

Why did Faramir not take the ring?
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:26 PM   #414
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Theoden

He was already engaged to someone else?

What color was Theoden's white horse?
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:38 PM   #415
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He was already engaged to someone else?

What color was Theoden's white horse?

Blue . . . No Green! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGG!!!

*cast off into bottomless pit*


What kind of saddle did Theoden use on his horse?
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'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir

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Old 12-08-2003, 06:54 PM   #416
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He didn't. He preferred the natural barebackness.

Why didn't Gandalf take the ring from Frodo?
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Old 12-09-2003, 05:53 PM   #417
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He knew it would only squirt water at him.

Why does Galadriel give Legolas his bow ?
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Old 12-09-2003, 06:01 PM   #418
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Because Legolas had already given Galadriel her curtsey.

What was under all those mounds at Edoras anyway?
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Old 12-09-2003, 10:45 PM   #419
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Mashed potatoes.

Do Balrogs have wings?
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Old 12-10-2003, 01:24 PM   #420
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not until they jump out of an airplane during airborne school at Ft Benning, Mordor.

Why is Saroun always so angry?
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