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Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001
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Your pretty words don't hide the fact that you are, as I think we all are, totally jealous that Inked came up with Euro-English first.
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It's exemplifed here (though this guy seems to actually mean it ![]() http://www.miss-verstaendnis.com/201...n-euroenglish/ What's disturbing is that this EuroEnglish has swept across the Atlantic and penetrated even the minds of Euro-skeptic Americans! It seems very contagious...
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Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001
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No I mean as an election hook.
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The answer to question number nine was essentially what you just said, CH! I cry FALSITY (or something similar)!
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Do du se vat it iz dat Kofehowz iz doing? He purports to be fur originality und all de kreativity krap und den he dises mir fur de "Lol... sorry, it's far from original."
Und perhaps he vud lik to explan presisly ver it vaz dat any klam to originality vas mad? Und by whom? He iz jelus!!!!! Bekaz he haz not de Urospek! Even de grat Hektor haz at lest said "Ja" - but de Kofehowz hast nicht sprachen eine kleine Urosprech nor de nitmuzik! Skratch a liberal und find ein fascist! EntMuterz Bevare! Be very very war! HECKTOR und ACALY fur PRESIDANTZ FUR LIF!!!!
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Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008
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![]() Oh wait... I lik how u managd to fit de Mozart....oh gosh, I'm gonna have to take a EuroEnglish class after I finish with French ![]()
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Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs
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![]() That... or candidate Midge suffers from paranoia. She also deludes herself into believing that she can garden her fellow Entmooters with her 'leadership', as if the first thing Entmootian citizens needed was the feel of the rake up their spines or the occasional pull-of-the-plug on their roots of creativity. We must ask ourselves, freedom-loving Entmootians, do we really want a president in office who throws about herself with judgemental accusations whenever her mind has a tyrannical fit? Whenever the streak of paranoia throws her 'leadership' into a state of alert? Do you really want to be gardened by the Micro-Nationalist (= garden fascism) party of candidate Midge? Whatever your choice, voting begins on the 1st of May and you have until the 7th to hand in your valuable vote. Vote Coffee, Insidious & Noble - Vote the Entmoot Freedom Party! Find the Magic in You ![]()
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Elf Lord
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Du vil hav notd de subtl atak by Kofehawz upon Midg - he iz sugesting dat she iz dafy und inkapabl of government. Dis iz an dastardly atak. It haz no basiz in reality!
If du ar fuled by de lat-entry, inexperiencd hop und chang kandidat who hax no argument sav de "hop und chang -trust uz ve luv du und vil bring out de majik in du," den du dezerv de government du get. Du hav ben varnd. Agin. ![]() It vud be ezy to be anti-Kofehawz only, but der ar hiz (alegd) ko-kandidats. Kanst du rely trust "Insidious Rex" or "Noble" ven der iz no evidens dat de latr zwei iz not undr de dumb of de Kofehawz? "Find the Magic with Coffeehouse, Insidious & Noble - Find the Magic in You" iz to b akompanid by struming und druming upon a lyr mit hevy insense und parfum to kloud de senss. Vot fur Hektor un Acaly! Vot fur Midj und de lost gurl. But do not vot fur de evil triumvirat or du vil pay de pric of "the Majik in du" to be EntMut bustin. ![]()
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I would like to point out how ridiculous Coffeehouse's claims against me are. I am not paranoid, nor am I anything like tyrannical. I will not be "raking" anyone's spine (ouch!) or pulling up any roots (except those of weeds, aka spam, etc.). Gardening involves letting things grow, in case you didn't know. Since Entmoot is in a large forest, the garden metaphor is apt. However, Coffeehouse, your reference to Sam is more reminiscent of when he looked over the vast wasteland of Mordor and saw in its place a huge garden, over which he ruled. No one person can be the sole gardener of Entmoot. You can only post one thing at a time. Then you have to wait 90 seconds. The term "Micronation" refers to the fact that Entmoot isn't just a conglomerate of people come together from several countries around Earth. In Middle-Earth, we happen to inhabit the forest of Fangorn. We thus together create a separate entity, a micronation, from any specific geographical area. The Entmoot Micronationalist Chocolate Liberty Party stands for the opposite of fascism. We are not focusing on one particular country or race. We are by no means for a dictatorship, any kind of regimentation, or oppression. We are simply advocating the Entmoot kind of fun.
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Elf Lord
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Midg, "zwei" = two.
Ja. Varna is de lost girl kandidat. Hektor und Acaly fur Prezidants fur Lif fur EntMut! Midg is fur de 90 secondz rule! Bevar! ![]()
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EXCUSE ME. I will not be misrepresented. There is nothing inside me which likes the 90 second rule. However, I am stating a fact that currently, you have to wait 90 seconds. There is also the stark fact that past leaders have been absolutely unable to get rid of the 90 second rule.
That's all I'm saying.
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I feel that it is time to answer the questions, although I personally begin to doubt the validity of any questions posed by a man who is now in the running for office.
#1. What does Entmoot need that you can deliver? Leadership, obviously. The Entmoot has languished too long in peace and under complacent administration. It needs a firmer hand. #2. Did Peter Jackson use the cartoon Return of the King as a model for his film? I'm sorry, I fear I prefer the book. No offense to the undoubtedly talented Mir. Jackson. #3. Once in office, what will you do in regards to Fangorn/Entmoot's contentious relations with Mirkwood? Who will you send to Mirkwood as ambassador? I shall marry the beautiful Elven daughter of the King of Mirkwood. He's bound to have one, possibly more, so I might even get to choose. Marriage is the perfect unifier, after all. The ambassador to Mirkwood will then have a pretty cushy job, which I shall therefor award to a prominent mooter. What concerns me more is the ambassadorial envoy to Mordor, now that fellow is going to have his job cut out for him! Obviously, someone who has a competent grip on politics --like a well-respected and well-known ex-president for instance-- will need to be send. #4. What will you do to try and get rid of the 90-second rule? This will require a lenghty study before hand. My initial plans entails that I shall bombard the administration with statistics and safety regulations, until they capitulate within a reasonable time and chose a more modern time limit. Unfortunately this may then backfire if they decide to establish a 180-seconds-rule simply to spite me, the dictatorial bunch they are. Careful treading shall be of importance. #5. What will you do about the current mess of the Swiss Bank of Entmoot? How will you keep it from falling apart without bankrupting the government and the voters? I shall put a trustworthy man at the helm, someone like Lotho Sackville, who has shown great leadership and responsibility in the past. I'm positive we will iron those tiny personal flaws like greed and hoarding out in time for the inauguration. #6. What about MootCare? What do you take me for? A bloody socialist?! Even the Houses of Healing has bills to pay. #7. Why is there a pony tied in the back alley of the Admins & Mods Administration Building? To whome does it belong? Why should I care? I'm glad you asked that. #8. Why is the chocolate supply in Fangorn always decreasing and never increasing, despite constant influx of chocolate import? Fear not. The chocolate supply is in fact increasing perpetually. Any surplus chocolate found on the market is stored in strategical stocks so we will be able to bridge possible future decreases in chocolate import. This may create a feeling of decrease in supply, but it is not an actual decrease. #9. Short essay question: Who is your favorite Tolkien character? Explain why. Explain how this character has inspired your decision to run for president, and why this character's ideals are right for everyone. That has to be King Elessar. Look how he managed to get re-elected time and time again. One of the longest rules in Gondor. Truly an inspiration for us all. #10. Last but not least: What will you do to make Tolkien, his works, and Entmoot better-known and deservedly loved by the world? I find this an area very hard to improve on. The People of the Entmoot has made great strides forward in this. Surely Tolkien tops nearly every Best Fantasy List, what more can we desire? Three times Hurray for the Entmoot! Last edited by X Perry Mint : 04-26-2010 at 09:24 AM. |
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What is this, copy and pasting again so we're sure to have read those answers if we hadn't the first time around? That's one way of campaining...
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I think this shows that more than one person is controlling the X Perry Mint account, and whatever bodie are behind it weren't in communication
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Whoa. It's like a demon-possessed 'Mooter!
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Well since I'm apparently X Perry Mint even though I don't know it and it's like being a Super Hero.... I think the double posting only shows how totally dedicated X Perry Mint is to this campaign!
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