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Old 03-24-2003, 01:55 PM   #401
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Personally I think the discussion thread is more suitable for that sort of thing, Katt. But in any case this thread won't get closed until I'm asked to or when it goes way off topic. You know, the usual procedure. BTW I'd like a copy is it isn't too much of a hassle.
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Old 03-24-2003, 02:07 PM   #402
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Just like that? It's over?

*sniff*

I wanna copy.


I am also drawing a picture of my beastie, which I will post on the discussion thread.

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Old 03-24-2003, 05:10 PM   #403
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Over? ended? Gone?


...


really?

*whimper* sad day.

I missed out, i was climbing a tree to get a good view of the reality pop. Great special effects. But I was very sad when my convuzzled penguin that nobody else cared about disappeared.

I wanna coppy tooooo!!!

Oh, I also wanna see a picture of the beastie!

(I wanna ponie I wanna party...*he, heee*)
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Old 03-24-2003, 08:15 PM   #404
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Um, for copies pm me your e-mail address. I have your's Tano though.

I dunno why I said um.

Thanks for keeping it open.
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Into the woods, and out of the woods...

And happy ever after! (I wish)
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...Or so they thought!

Once every had turned tail and fled the "War For all of Middle Earth thread," Human was left free to conquor and smash!

Which he did so. With great glee! And No body could stop her because no body was reading the thread anymore!

(Save for Eärniel, who read the very last post, and shook her head ruefully.)

The War's over!

I win!

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

THE END!
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Or so you thoght!

since Roya had no where to go and didnt belong anywhere any more she secretly stayed in middle earth, manly becuase she liked the senery and wanted to cause radom acts of chaos for the elves.

Once she saw ninja/human conquor the world and then settle down for a nap she snuck up behind her and popped her off with the same spear she used to kill katt with. she then declared herself ruler.

MWAH HA HA!

OH NO YOU DONT! I WIN! WEEHEEHEE
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...But then...!

Human's spector rose out of her grave and resurected the penguin arm, who killed Roya out their sheer cuteness!

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I win! Nya nya n-nya nya!
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Old 03-30-2003, 04:13 AM   #409
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You know, I'd like to stop this but it is too funny.
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Old 03-30-2003, 10:28 AM   #410
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(Upon seeing these post war antics Maggie rolled her eyes and continued with her new job as Imladris' librarian, knowing that the other two were playing in th Room made to look like Middle Earth and were no danger to anyone.)
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Tano poked her head around the door of the Room Like Middle Earth.
Tano: Good morning, people! Come along, beastie. *walks off, with beastie*
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(Save for Eärniel, who read the very last post, and shook her head ruefully.)
How did you know? *looks over shoulder*
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Old 03-31-2003, 05:25 PM   #413
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*Speaking of spontanious resurections, Katt appeared out of nowhere in Isanguard and decided to head over to Imladris to apoligize profusly to Elrond, clear up any misunderstandings, and possibly have a spot of tea.*

OOC: i'm glad this thread is back. I was gonna start another thread about us just hanging out in ME, but we can just coninue this thread.

OOC2: it's hard to type with my hands tied together.
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I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do.
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
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Old 04-01-2003, 12:49 AM   #414
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OOC2: it's hard to type with my hands tied together.
Um....I guess I shouldn't ask...but I can't help it. Katt, are you at school? And what happened? And WHY can't I be there?

YAY! Hang out in ME!
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Old 04-01-2003, 01:28 AM   #415
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OOC: haha fine, if you can rise out of the grave then so can I.

*just then the shade of Roya rose from her hole (she wasnt liked very much so she was thrown in a shallow hole) and marches to the head of humans grave where she finds him sitting on the headstone*

Roya: What?! Why did you get a grave and I didnt? not fair..*mutters* bloody elves.

Human: haha! I am loved you're not!*sporks off singing* i'm better than you are!

Roya: *evil glare* we'll see about that! at least i'll have a body!

*all of a sudden there is a person standing where Roya's ghost was*

Roya:*triumphant snicker* hehe! look who's better than whom!

*Human does an immediate about-spork and faces a tall male figure in blue garments*

Human: eh? spoon? what the hell this?! is that you? Whoa! Roya, you're a guy!!

Roya:*glares and hisses acidly* oh well spotted! yes I am a man as this is the only body I had to revert to. This is what I looked like in my old RPG, before it got botched up. me name is Seth. like it was before.

Human: cool, we need more guys in this, too many bloomin' females runnin about! come on lets spork over and bug Maggie!

Seth: fine, save the sporking bit.

*they so together they spork/walk with dignity out of the fake middle earth and into the real one*

OOC: weeheehee! time to change the flavor a bit, got me ole body back, yay! i'm still in this!
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Um....I guess I shouldn't ask...but I can't help it. Katt, are you at school? And what happened? And WHY can't I be there?

YAY! Hang out in ME!
OOC: Now I'm not sure why I had my hands tied together at school. It was a great learning expierence though. Not the "being at school" part; the "having to do everything with my hands tied together for three hours" part.

OOC: Right Roya, behave yourself. We don't want any death, torture, or freaking out of the moderator.

OOC: On a minor note, Taylor is scared of me.

OOC: Um, I have nothing to write.
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I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse.


"Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."
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Old 04-01-2003, 06:11 PM   #417
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ooc: Taylor Small Fuzzy Bilbo Taylor is scared of you?
I'm not suprised.

*Meanwhile, Tano is teaching the beastie to fly. The fact that she herself cannot actually fly has no bearing on the story. So stop complaining.*


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Old 04-03-2003, 12:58 AM   #418
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OOC:Eliza, heres your body.

*Seth was walking along the planes of Rohan, enjoying the view with Human wafting beside him. Only when a sudden gust of wind came and took Human with it did he remember his friends lack of physical form*

Human:*zooming away* AAAAHHHH! SSSSEEETTHH HHHEEELLPPP MEEEE! BBBY THHHEE LIGHTTT OFFF THEEE SPPPOOONNNN, HEEELLLPPP MEEEE!

*Human was now being caught by a up draft and being tossed about like a cork on the high seas in a thunderstorm*

Seth:*squinting with somthing akin to humor in his eyes to get a better look at Human, who was now doing spectacular twisty loop-de-loops in the air above a hill* Hmmm, it apears that you have a sever lack of a body my friend.

Human:*very annoyed* NNNOOOO SHHHIIIITTT!

Seth: fine, i'll fix that.*snaps her finger and the winds stop, allowing Human to float down like a leaf* have fun?

Human: actually, it was kind of exilerating. Hey? do you have a spare body i could use per chance?

Seth:*hands behind his back and head cocked to one side* And if i do? what will i get i return? all it will mean to me is one less body to revert to if i am killed.

Human:*puppy dog eyes* please, please!? i'll let you have my penguin army! and i'll be your leiutenant. pretty please with death and destruction on top?!

Seth: hmm, i already have a ninja army at my beck and call, why do i need penguins? pray tell?


*Human nearly falls over in a dithering fit at the words Ninja army*

Human:*bouncing with glee* ninja army! oh ho, we could combine them! each ninja could have two or three rice filled penguins to chuck at people and explode!!

Seth:*wipping away tears of mirth* hehehe, fine! that shall be soo amusing! very well, you shall have the combined bodies of my old Sun ninja leiutenants Ayneh and Yoshimitsu. she was a spy and he an assasin. You shall have the body and powers of the man and the powers of the woman.

*puff of smoke and in Human's spot there is a japanses warrior with white hair*

Seth: Arise my Ninja captain!

Ninja: YESSS! ULTIMATE NINJA FORM! AND ITS PERMINENT TOO!

*he sporks all over the kingdom of Rohan with all stealth and speed due to ninjas shouting his mighty war cry of "SPOON!"*

Seth: this is the beging of a very weird aliance.

*In a rare bout of laughter, Seth forgets ALL dignity and joins in with Ninja in a roaring spork fest all over Middle Earth*

Seth&Ninja: Weeheehee! LONG LIVE THE KINGS! WE ARE THE KINGS! AWAY TOO VALINOR!

OOC: me and eliza actually did scream this last part, save, only at school under the fountain! weeheehee! CROUCHING BEASTIE...HIDDEN NINJA!!
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*After a while, Katt thought she was tired of walking. She stepped out of the ditch she had worn from walking around in a circle, and headed up the front steps of Imladris.*

Katt: *knocking* Oh yoo hoo! Missers elvesies! I was wondering if I could come in and have a spot of tea.

Elrond: Go away! I don't associate with evil villians, however dead they may be.

Katt: Ooh. That's interesting. That is my new years resolution. Except for the dead part. Can I please come in and see Maggie? I wanna be one of the good guys drinking tea!

Elrond: Oh all right. As long as you don't go decomposing on my floor.

Katt: Of course not.

*The doors silently slid open and Katt hopped inside.*

Katt: Oh Maggieeeee! Maggs! Where are you?

Maggie: *voice from far off* In the library.

Katt: Oooh! I like libraries! *Hopps off in the general direction of the library.*

Maggie: Now what can Katt be doing here?

Katt: MAAAGGGGGGIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!

*Katt bounded into the room and gave Maggie a really big hug.*

Katt: Hi! I'm dead!

Maggie: *looking at the gaping hole in Katt's chest* I can see.

Katt: Oh goodness! What has been happening in here? Oooh! Lots of booksies!

Maggie: It is good to see you Katt. In, um, any state you are in. But why are you here?

Katt: I wanted to apoligize for doing all that nasty stuff and things before I died.

Maggie: After that will you pass on to the next world?

Katt: No, I thought I'd have a spot of tea then. Excuse me, I gotta go find Elrond!

*Katt leaped out of the room as Maggie watched with the slightest "Ern?" experession.*

Maggie: Is it just me, or is she a lot perkier than usual?

Random Elf: It's not just you.
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OOC: I still have the Valar in the jam jar. Valinor is now our little base! For now i shall be friendly and you all are invited!

*Seth and Ninja were now done with their spork fest and were now stepping onto the shores of Valinor, by now in disrepear because no one was here to keep it all pretty*

Ninja:*looking about and sporking here and there* Spooky, is this going to be our retreat?

Seth:*also looking about* yes, though it is a bit of a fixer upper, it shall serve us well. *he snaps his fingers again and the place is as good as new* I do believe that i have stayed in this world too long.

Ninja: Eh? por que?

Seth: I am becoming softened with all of the flowers and happy things. I will stay here for a while and enjoy the garden and the library.

Ninja:*shocked* oh...right then, shall i start to raise the army and train our troops?

Seth:*admiring the tall trees* as you wish, but do keep them somewhere away from main land middle earth, i want to try to be friendly for now... too see what is to be had.

Ninja: Right...it is pretty over here, i shall get the ninjas then and leave the penguins for now. what say you m'lord?

Seth: good, while your at it you might just spork over and give Maggie an invitation from me for them to haul ass over here, come to think of it you could invite Katt, Glordy and Elrond too.

Ninja: fine! but Katts dead.

Seth: No, she is about, still dead but around. Haven't you been reading the script? and i might be able to fix that little problem for her, if she wants.

Ninja:*wandering about thwoking things with his sword* neh? shmerf? oh, not really. hehe, i'll be off!

*Seth watches Ninja spork off over the horizon and shakes his head and walks into a castle he put in place*

Seth: oh dear, i do believe i am getting all gentle and nice. i must do somthing to revert that.

*he walks into a random garden and takes a nap under a tree*

OOC: Damn you all! i've been hanging around you all too much and i am turning soft! but then again i always did like gardens and nature...! hehehe
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