Most Wanted 'Mooters - Page 21

jerseydevil · 05-08-2003, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
Where were we, then, in the thread? I think Jonathan was about to catch Ruinel and get her to the court.

I'm not to sure - but in the November pic it looks like Jonathan got Ruinel somewhere else.

Linaewen · 05-09-2003, 04:20 AM

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Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
Thank you, Insidious. A lunar moth, NOT a butterfly. Moths are (to me at least) considerably more mysterious.

No offense, Mothy friend o' mine, but they are also considerably more stupid. Most of 'em anyway. You try to shoo them, and they don't move, until finally you get so mad you accidentally whack 'em. And then you have moth guts all over your wall (or wherever you whacked the moth)

'Sides. Butterflies are prettier. I don't get this mysterious moth thing. Someone explain, please.

Lalaith · 05-09-2003, 06:36 AM

I think Lin is most wanted too. I always WANT her to be on.

***Earniel*** · 05-09-2003, 06:39 AM

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Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
Thank you, Insidious. A lunar moth, NOT a butterfly. Moths are (to me at least) considerably more mysterious.

Yeeeay! I was right!

It was a moth!

B-but but... wait a minute... moth? MOTH?! I hate moths!

Kill the nasty little room-invaders! Kill them! Nassty mothss, sstealing my room, making poor ssmearniel leave preciouss room... hatess them.. yess we do preciouss.... losst, my preciouss room iss losst. *sniff*

Well I suppose if it had been lunar moths invading my room last year, it wouldn't have been so bad.

*remembers having had to pick moth-caterpillars from between all her clothes in her closet* Nasssty mothsss....

Elfmaster XK · 05-09-2003, 06:51 AM

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Originally posted by Eärniel
Yeeeay! I was right! It was a moth!

B-but but... wait a minute... moth? MOTH?! I hate moths! Kill the nasty little room-invaders! Kill them! Nassty mothss, sstealing my room, making poor ssmearniel leave preciouss room... hatess them.. yess we do preciouss.... losst, my preciouss room iss losst. *sniff*

*pats sssmeärniel*

Aww, it's okay, there are no moths here. Remember, sea elf, moths drown in the ocean.

You're safe. Have some chocolate.

***Earniel*** · 05-09-2003, 02:54 PM

*breathes*

*watches big and calm ocean*

I'm okay now.

Thanks.

*munches on chocolate*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-11-2003, 03:09 AM

aw, I didn't make the most wanted list? How awfully disappointing! I mean, here I am, captain of a PIRATE ship, general evil-doer, and. . .ah, well, I s'pose since I haven't been on the 'moot for a while I haven't had a the chance to wreak havoc. Hmm, perhaps in a few days I'll be put on the list

G'day, me twin! And how might ye be, it's been a while, 'asn't it? And me mate Earniel! Greetings! *bows and grins*

Falagar · 05-11-2003, 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
aw, I didn't make the most wanted list? How awfully disappointing! I mean, here I am, captain of a PIRATE ship, general evil-doer, and. . .ah, well, I s'pose since I haven't been on the 'moot for a while I haven't had a the chance to wreak havoc. Hmm, perhaps in a few days I'll be put on the list

G'day, me twin! And how might ye be, it's been a while, 'asn't it? And me mate Earniel! Greetings! *bows and grins*

You'll have to do something evil to Jonathan first, he's the one in charge of the thread.

Just say something evil about him and a thong, and you'll be up there before you're finished counting to 1346

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 03:33 PM

*wonders what nickname we will give Falagar when his pic is done*

--- Fala-Thong... hmmm..... I'll have to think on this one.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-11-2003, 04:01 PM

*kidnaps Jonathon, takes him on her pirate ship, ties him up in the hold with a thong and some nice strong elven rope*

Tell me the secrets of the universe!!! *muahahahaha!!!*

There, that ought to be evil enough. . .

Thanks for the advice, Falagar! Oh, and by the way, I see you're a "defender of Feanor." Go you! Feanor rocks!

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
*kidnaps Jonathon, takes him on her pirate ship, ties him up in the hold with a thong and some nice strong elven rope*

Tell me the secrets of the universe!!! *muahahahaha!!!*

Bah! You'll never get him to tell you anything that way. *hands Eruviel Greenleaf a whip* Give it a whirl, then maybe he'll talk.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-11-2003, 04:31 PM

Thanks, Ruinel!

*thwiack!!!* NOW tell me! What are the secrets of the universe? I demand to know! Tell me, or I'll be forced to implement my Torture Device of Doom! You will be forced to watch episodes of Barney and Friends until the end of the world if you do not comply to my demands! *muahahahaha!!!*

Aralyn · 05-11-2003, 04:36 PM

Wait are we STILL picking on poor J?

Never shouldve done nothin' Johnathan

oh well who's complaining. its not me

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-11-2003, 04:39 PM

Hey! I happen to like Barney!

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
...Tell me, or I'll be forced to implement my Torture Device of Doom! You will be forced to watch episodes of Barney and Friends until the end of the world if you do not comply to my demands! *muahahahaha!!!*

GAH! *steps between Eruviel and Jonathan* Now wait just one minute. Floggin him is one thing, but I can't let you do that to him. Have some mercy!!!

If he doesn't tell you what you want to know... there are... uh... more interesting ways of getting the information from him... take him down below to the captain's cabin and I'll write a few things down for you to do to him. I'll give you some diagrams too.

***Jonathan*** · 05-11-2003, 04:46 PM

The EIB is currently on the look-out for Eruviel Greenleaf, a notorious pirate and general evil-doer. She is suspected of many crimes, such as piracy, kidnapping and misuse of the One Thong.

She was last seen at one of Ruinel's pool parties, where a secret EIB agent was able to take a photograph of her.

If you see her, DO NOT approach her! She is obsessed with learning the secrets of the universe and will kill you if you cannot enlighten her of the secrets.

Damn you Eruviel Greenleaf for making me post in this thread again

. But since you asked for it...
Now, release me until I do something worse!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-11-2003, 04:47 PM

Hey, I said I was evil. . .*grin*

Okay, okay. . .*leaves Jonathon tied up and leads Ruinel above deck and to the Captain's Cabin, which is currently cluttered with books, various weapons including a ninja-to, katana, wakazashi, throwing stars, a claymore, and a flail, and a few backpacks.*

So, do tell me. ..

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-11-2003, 04:50 PM

Woohoo! I'm wanted!

ouch, that picture. .. ouch. I think I'll have to post my own wanted poster then!

Okay, you're released from the Nal, but if I decide you know any secrets that I want, you're coming straight back to the hold of my ship!

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 04:54 PM

*scribbles on parchment with pen just dipped into the ink well*
Ok, first... you want to tie him up like this *draws sketch* then... if you touch him ever so lightly here *makes arrow on sketch* it will be very pleasurable... at first... but then if you keep it up... it will be too much for him to bear... so, then do this *scribbles on parchment again*... then this... *scribbles on parchment* ... but you'll need him in this position *draws a new sketch* so that you can do this... *scribbles on parchment*... got the idea?? You do these things and either he will tell you everything or he will hang around you until the end of time. I can't predict which, sorry. Best I can do.

Ruinel · 05-11-2003, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Okay, you're released from the Nal, but if I decide you know any secrets that I want, you're coming straight back to the hold of my ship!

DAMMIT! You let him go!?!? I thought you said you were evil!!!

Damn evil poser! Gah! *crumbles up parchment and sketches, tosses them overboard* What a waste.

05-09-2003, 06:36 AM	#403
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	I think Lin is most wanted too. I always WANT her to be on. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

05-09-2003, 02:54 PM	#406
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	breathes watches big and calm ocean I'm okay now. Thanks. munches on chocolate __________________ We are not things.

05-11-2003, 03:09 AM	#407
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	aw, I didn't make the most wanted list? How awfully disappointing! I mean, here I am, captain of a PIRATE ship, general evil-doer, and. . .ah, well, I s'pose since I haven't been on the 'moot for a while I haven't had a the chance to wreak havoc. Hmm, perhaps in a few days I'll be put on the list G'day, me twin! And how might ye be, it's been a while, 'asn't it? And me mate Earniel! Greetings! bows and grins __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-11-2003, 04:01 PM	#410
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	kidnaps Jonathon, takes him on her pirate ship, ties him up in the hold with a thong and some nice strong elven rope Tell me the secrets of the universe!!! muahahahaha!!! There, that ought to be evil enough. . . Thanks for the advice, Falagar! Oh, and by the way, I see you're a "defender of Feanor." Go you! Feanor rocks! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-11-2003, 04:31 PM	#412
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Thanks, Ruinel! thwiack!!! NOW tell me! What are the secrets of the universe? I demand to know! Tell me, or I'll be forced to implement my Torture Device of Doom! You will be forced to watch episodes of Barney and Friends until the end of the world if you do not comply to my demands! muahahahaha!!! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-11-2003, 03:33 PM	#409
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	wonders what nickname we will give Falagar when his pic is done --- Fala-Thong... hmmm..... I'll have to think on this one.

05-11-2003, 04:36 PM	#413
Aralyn FloraAzul Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere as long as there is a library in a one mile radius of here Posts: 751	Wait are we STILL picking on poor J? Never shouldve done nothin' Johnathan oh well who's complaining. its not me __________________ Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization Yet many shall be amazed when they see Him-yes even far off foreign nations and thier kings; they shall stand dumb-founded, speechless in his prescence. For they shall see and understand what they had not seen before-Isaiah 52:15a Civil War- 498,332 dead WWI-116,708 dead WWII-407,316 dead Korean War-54,246 dead Vietnam War-58,665 dead Persian Gulf-372 dead War on The Unborn=35,000,000 dead and counting

05-11-2003, 04:39 PM	#414
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Hey! I happen to like Barney! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-11-2003, 04:46 PM	#416
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Eruviel Greenleaf Wanted The EIB is currently on the look-out for Eruviel Greenleaf, a notorious pirate and general evil-doer. She is suspected of many crimes, such as piracy, kidnapping and misuse of the One Thong. She was last seen at one of Ruinel's pool parties, where a secret EIB agent was able to take a photograph of her. If you see her, DO NOT approach her! She is obsessed with learning the secrets of the universe and will kill you if you cannot enlighten her of the secrets. Damn you Eruviel Greenleaf for making me post in this thread again . But since you asked for it... Now, release me until I do something worse! __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻ Last edited by Jonathan : 05-11-2003 at 04:52 PM.

05-11-2003, 04:47 PM	#417
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Hey, I said I was evil. . .grin Okay, okay. . .leaves Jonathon tied up and leads Ruinel above deck and to the Captain's Cabin, which is currently cluttered with books, various weapons including a ninja-to, katana, wakazashi, throwing stars, a claymore, and a flail, and a few backpacks. So, do tell me. .. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-11-2003, 04:50 PM	#418
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Woohoo! I'm wanted! ouch, that picture. .. ouch. I think I'll have to post my own wanted poster then! Okay, you're released from the Nal, but if I decide you know any secrets that I want, you're coming straight back to the hold of my ship! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-11-2003, 04:54 PM	#419
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	scribbles on parchment with pen just dipped into the ink well Ok, first... you want to tie him up like this draws sketch then... if you touch him ever so lightly here makes arrow on sketch it will be very pleasurable... at first... but then if you keep it up... it will be too much for him to bear... so, then do this scribbles on parchment again... then this... scribbles on parchment ... but you'll need him in this position draws a new sketch so that you can do this... scribbles on parchment... got the idea?? You do these things and either he will tell you everything or he will hang around you until the end of time. I can't predict which, sorry. Best I can do.

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