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12-08-2002, 06:34 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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Katt: *who is no longer a sack* *singing quietly* Gee I don't want no more of service life... *hums and follows tano*
Katt & Tano & Allie: *Singing loudly* Gee ma' I wanna go, but they won't let me go, gee ma' I wanna go huo-oh-oum! *Crickets* Liz: *suddenly realizing* Oh no! It must be the Smaugette Effect! Maggie: We have to hurry before we are all reduced to singing pumpkins! Liz: Or worse, unemployed musical theater actors! Company: *gasps* Oh no, we are already calling ourselves a company! AAAH!!! OOC: I like the Smaugette Effect. Can we keep it?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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12-08-2002, 07:02 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Allie-Okay...we've GOT to get rid of this! Just...just look at the ground and be quiet!!
The ensemble...ahem..I mean, TLA- "Quiet! Quiet! The queen insists on quiet!" (OOC- In case no one knows, this is from "Once Upon a Mattress.") Allie- Oh great...does anyone have duct tape at all? Sarah- No. Allie- Do you have any Skittles left, Hannah? Hannah- Yes... I have some...only enough for everyone to have 3. Allie- Put the Skittles in your mouth, walk, chew, and DO NOT sing until we get to Lake Town.
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12-09-2002, 08:31 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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*After 2 kilometers, or 1,25 miles for those who have a grudge against the metric system
 the TLA finally reach Lake Town, which is -for now- still relatively free from the Smaugettesyndrome*Tano: I'm tired. Hannah: I'm cold. Sarah: I'm hungry. Acacia: I'm... Allie: Yes! Yes! I get the picture! Let's go to the Master of Lake Town. With luck he'll give us some lodgings.
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12-09-2002, 12:02 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark)
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*Two gurads suddenly appear stage lef...I mean, from seemingly out of nowhere.*
Sarah: What the...where did you come from? Guard 1: What do you mean where did we come from? Sarah: Umm....what I said. Guard 1: Well.....we ask the questions around here! Guard 2: So who are you and where do you come from? *the TLA all bursts out talking* Guard 1: ONLY ONE OF YOU SPEAK!!! *silence. Guard 2 points to Allie* Guard 2: You answer the question! *TLA all groan and mumble as they all know about the famous ability of their leader to ramble on about lists, titles, supposedly famous stories of ancestry and etc.* Allie: Look, we're tired, we're hungry, and what's worse, we're low on chocolate! And you don't want to know what I'm like without chocolate!!! *Guards look frightened as Allie seems to grow taller* Allie: NOW TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER OR I SHALL PREPARE SOMETHING PARTICULARLY PAINFUL FOR YOU!!! *Just then the Great Goblin appears* Goblin: HEY! That's my line! *then a hooded figure appears* Figure: How many times am I going to have to kill you?!? *Figure draws out shiny urple sword and slits Goblin's throat. Then sees the TLA* Figure: Oh no. Don't tell me you're here already! *TLA looks stupified at Figure* Figure: You don't know who I am do you? *silence* Figure: Do you?!? *silence* Figure: You don't recognize me! THANK YOU GOD!!!! *silence* Figure: Um.....I'll just go away now. *disappears. Silence follows yet again.* Allie: Riiiight. Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, YOUR LEADER!!!! *Guards panic and start to run away, with TLA following, but then suddenly make a sharp right turn in the lobb.....I mean, city, and reappear stage ri.....I mean, right in front of where the master is having a feast*
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12-09-2002, 04:07 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Sarah: Hey, wasn't that Zandalf a few minutes ago?
Liz: Naaaah, can't be. He's probably on the other side of Middle earth or something. Sarah: Oh. Yeah, you're probably right, no way it could have been Zandalf. He didn't have any aspirines with him. Allie: Shhht. I'll do the talking here, okay? *turns again to the master of Lake Town*
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12-09-2002, 11:07 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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Lake town Leader... person... O.O: Who are you? Whatcha doing here? I DON'T HAVE FLUFFY!!! *cower*
TLA: ... Allie: *Recovers* I'd like to propose a deal with you. You give us shelter. Tano: And beds. Hannah: And blankets. Sarah: And chocolate. Allie: And the Smaugettes will exit stag- *cough* I mean, will be gone forever, compliments of us. Maggie: ... Can we do that? Allie: Quiet you.
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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12-09-2002, 11:58 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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(As the company is talking the Master of Lake Town the villagers come rushing in looking slightly panicked. They sit down and begin to eat and talk, or so it seems. Had the company been attentive they would have noticed that they villagers seemed to be miming eating while talking, not only that but they looked strangely like certain members of the company.)
Master:... How do I know you are who you claim to be? The dwarves of the lonely mountain have been gone many a year. Random Villager: Oh but sir! Don't you see? Random Villager#2: The king under the mountain has returned! RV#3: This is what the legends have always spoke of! Master: Very well, my people have spoken, join us! (The company is glad and rushes forward and starts to mime and talk and apparently eat along with the villagers. While they do so the Master continues talking to himself about what to do with them.) Master(to himself): Let them go up there and bother the Smaugettes, We'll see what she makes of them... (As soon as he is finished everyone dissapears (exits upstage left.) and the Company is immediately on the mountain by the door.) Maggie:Well, that was quick. What now? OOC: Can I write the scene with the Smaugettes? Please?  =Begging grin.
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12-10-2002, 01:01 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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ooc:my evil opposite personality twin is practical,sensible,has no sense of humor, and is a coward.
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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12-10-2002, 02:08 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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((OOC: Mine is VERY outgoing but also very sane and logical))
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12-10-2002, 10:38 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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OOC: *blinks* That quick? aren't we rushing things a bit? Every one sure is eager to play their smaugette counterpart.
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12-10-2002, 02:49 PM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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OOC: I have no evil twin. I .... am...... SMAUGATT!
*Katt was feeling kind of useless again, but didn't want to turn into a sack. So she ran off to the Lonely Mountain, but not before eating dinner. While she was running off, she got the strangest feeling that some of the townsfolk were following her...* OOC: Muah ha ha! Feel my wrath! Or not. You know, what ever tickles your boat or floats your fancy.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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12-10-2002, 02:53 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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OOC: No we aren't moving too fast. There's still the whole argue about how to open the door and who will go in and face the dragon bit to go before we have the Smaugettes. My evil twin is evil. That is all that need be said about her. Someone else write the argue scene.
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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12-12-2002, 12:04 PM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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OOC: Umm, I'm already my own evil twin. Could someone explain this whole "Evil Twin" thing so maybe I could have a good twin.
IC: Finrollum bursts in and begins to eat ravnously from Allie's plate. "Mmmmefsr...nasty...gollum...TLA...Left Finrollum behind..." He breaks down sobbing. Last edited by Finrod Felagund : 12-12-2002 at 12:06 PM. |
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12-12-2002, 02:07 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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OOC: I hope you don't mind Renille, but since you are Thoren, you were the obvious choice.
Sarah: Where did he come from? Allie: I don't know, but I can't wait until he leaves again! Liz: Now, now, Allie there's no need for that... Allie: No need?! He stole my food! I get cranky without enough food! Maggie: Uh-uh.... Allie: Anyway, since my food is gone I'd say we'd get down to business. I need two people to go down to the great entrance and see if there's any sign of the Smaugettes, thank you Tano and Sarah for volunteering. Tano: What? But we didn't... Allie: You did now. I want Maggie, Liz and Violet to wash the dishes and the rest of us will try and figure how this bloody door opens. Hannah: Bu.... Allie: No buts! *claps hands* Action people! Now! *With a shrug Tano and Sarah crawl down the mountain again and sneak up to the big entrance. Before the great gate a wooden stage is build. Before it, a large area with sand is swiped neatly. Soft singing emerges from within the mountain. This is clearly the work of the Smaugettes. Tano and Sarah shudder.* Sarah: *points* Look there. Traces of 4 horses, 5 ponies and a wolf. They went inside. Tano: Don't be redicolous! How can you tell? Sarah: I read the script. Tano: You what? Sarah: Oh. Nothing. Tano: Besides, what would the Smaugettes do with 4 horses, 5 ponies and a wolf? Sarah: I dunno. Feed them to Smaugatt the Golden? Tano: There isn't a musical that has horses in it, is there? Sarah: Not that I know of. Tano: Good. Now let's take a peek at these Smaugettes. *They sneak closer to the entrance and take a look inside* OOC: See TLA-discussion thread.
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12-12-2002, 11:27 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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OOC- Oh no, of course I don't mind! Thoren is still downright sweet compared to dear old Aragren!
Allie- Right! We are here on the doorstep. Now how to get in? Hannah- I think... Allie- Did I ASK you for opinions?? Hush! Finrollum- More food, more foods, and then we will tell... Allie- Does it LOOK like have any more food? If I had food, I'd be EATING the food! I DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD!!! *cricketses!* Allie- Okay...down to work. I had a key to the door that only opened when the moon was at a certain place at a certain time in a certain month but I can't remember exactly what the certain time and the certain place and the certain month ARE! Narrator- I hope you realize you just used an awfully long run on sentance. Allie- I KNOW! Did I ever ask you to talk? NO NO NO NO NO!!! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! TLA- *Stares in silence as Allie keeps on talking to a blank sky. She is obviously a stress case...* Narrator- Now just for that...I'm not giving the key back. You can sit there on the doorstep until you apologize. Allie- Apologize? You don't even HAVE the key! Narrator- Then what's THIS? Hannah- What are you jumping for? Allie- The key! Help me! Maggie- She's lost it! Allie- The NARRATOR has it! Help me! Narrator- I have omnipower. I can make myself invisible to make you look stupid. Allie- No you can't. You're just words in a book. Narrator- Just for that...Now even YOU can't see me! Bye! Allie- I HATE books!
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12-12-2002, 11:59 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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Violet:ayayay.She has a bad case of Narratoritis:she keeps arguing at someone who lives in our minds.
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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12-16-2002, 10:44 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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Hannah: Narratoritis, huh? I think I can fix that... *Picks up three fair sized rocks and chucks them in quick succession at the place where Acacia was staring. The Narrator drops like a stone.*
Allie: A HAH!!! Now, give me the key! *Pounces the Narrator*
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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12-17-2002, 08:45 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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OOC-TLA! NEVER let that happen again! We were on page 2! Don't let us slip!
Anyway... Allie- Now I have the ke-ey! Nanananana! Narrator- You realize, of course, that I can make conditions very difficult for you. Hannah- Not until Sarah and Tano come back, though. We won't be doing ANYTHING but sitting here doing dishes until then. So there. So they WAITED...and WAITED...and WAITED...
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12-18-2002, 01:29 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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"Whats taking them so long?
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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12-18-2002, 10:21 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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OOC: Renille, do you have any idea how many RPG's are running now? The second page is only a day or two old.
*Meanwhile before the Great Gate, Tano and Sarah are still spying on the Smaugettes.* Sarah: What are they doing? Tano: I think they are polishing Smaugatts' scales. And I think those are dancing. Sarah: Aren't they cold? I mean, LOOK at them! They're dressed in fishnets for crying out loud! Tano: Smaugette dresscode, I suppose.... *Inside the cave, the Smaugettes are doing what they always do: serve Smaugatt the golden and dance the can-can.* Smaugacia: Smaugalena dear, can you pass me the scale polish? Smaugalena: Certainly luv, here you go. *hands over bottle* Smaugallie:*claps hands* Come on girls, it's time for our beatysleep! Otherwise we might get wrinkles... *shudders* Smauguman, Smaugliz and Smaugarah, you can dance the can-can again tomorrow. Now we have to have some sleep. We have to get up early tomorrow to rehearse our next concert for Smaugatt the Golden. *As the Smaugettes turn to their cosy beds alongside Smaugatt's chocolate hoard, Tano and Sarah sneak away and back to the others at the door who are already getting impatient.*
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