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Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 01:46 AM

was great, terrifying,

***Khamûl*** · 06-03-2002, 01:48 AM

and rather large.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 01:49 AM

Then, the Dark

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 01:52 AM

Many hunters gathered to hunt some pink water fowl and some purple elephants and neon-green Gimli and Legolas, but they sailed into the West somewhere i guess looking for rest they passed across the sea to a seagull nest which had three beautiful silmarils in it. Legolas got greedy siezed them all. Gimli stopped him, though. Gimli was furious for he desired to be cool by owning Silmarils. Perhaps a trade? "My beard for you Silmarils?" Gimli asked. Legolas was not about to make that trade so Legolas ran across the water while Gimli cursed Legolas and all other elves to kingdom come and a life of factory work in Malaysia alongside the tower of Barad-dur. The silmarils gone, so Eru then created a new set of Silmarils and his them between Sam's toes which made walking extremely painful for Master Samwise Gamgee. Soon enough Sauron decided he was going to take the new stones for his personal use and he wrenched Sam's toes away from the Silmarils and exploded because they were very painful and easily combustible. Sauron exploded too because he was with explosive force.Sam tried to fight off Sauron but lost his nerve and cowered away. Then suddenly sauron exploded into a zillion pieces. Several of Saurons pieces turned into blue mist, which smelt vile and burned hobbit nostrils so Sam got
very worried and started crying out "Protect yer noses!" sam remembered Galadriel's clothespin and put it on his lumpy broken nose. "where are are the gasmaks? Bad smoke is hazardous to hobbits! Gandalf, HELP!" With that Olorin leapt from hiding. So great was the danger ofGandalf's crusty beard they that all retreated to the world's edge wjere the Void was great, terrifying,

***Khamûl*** · 06-03-2002, 01:54 AM

Lord used his

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 01:54 AM

hobbit Ted Sandyman
(post problem)

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 01:57 AM

powers to corrupt

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 02:31 AM

the poor hobbits.

Jador · 06-03-2002, 05:48 AM

and made them

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 05:53 AM

into pretty balrogs

Lizra · 06-03-2002, 07:46 AM

That caused giggling

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 11:28 AM

a painful thing.

Lizra · 06-03-2002, 12:27 PM

Disgusted with giggling,

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 12:36 PM

Sauron ordered his

Lizra · 06-03-2002, 12:39 PM

exploded pieces to

(I thought I got rid of that guy!

)

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 12:55 PM

explode again. Now
(i forgot :P)

Radagast The Brown · 06-03-2002, 01:03 PM

Sauron doesn't exsist

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 01:06 PM

But sam became

Radagast The Brown · 06-03-2002, 01:18 PM

to be a

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 01:28 PM

Dark Lord himself
(sheesh, im having trouble posting..bad internet)

06-03-2002, 01:46 AM	#381
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	was great, terrifying, __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 01:48 AM	#382
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	and rather large. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

06-03-2002, 01:49 AM	#383
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Then, the Dark __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 01:52 AM	#384
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	Many hunters gathered to hunt some pink water fowl and some purple elephants and neon-green Gimli and Legolas, but they sailed into the West somewhere i guess looking for rest they passed across the sea to a seagull nest which had three beautiful silmarils in it. Legolas got greedy siezed them all. Gimli stopped him, though. Gimli was furious for he desired to be cool by owning Silmarils. Perhaps a trade? "My beard for you Silmarils?" Gimli asked. Legolas was not about to make that trade so Legolas ran across the water while Gimli cursed Legolas and all other elves to kingdom come and a life of factory work in Malaysia alongside the tower of Barad-dur. The silmarils gone, so Eru then created a new set of Silmarils and his them between Sam's toes which made walking extremely painful for Master Samwise Gamgee. Soon enough Sauron decided he was going to take the new stones for his personal use and he wrenched Sam's toes away from the Silmarils and exploded because they were very painful and easily combustible. Sauron exploded too because he was with explosive force.Sam tried to fight off Sauron but lost his nerve and cowered away. Then suddenly sauron exploded into a zillion pieces. Several of Saurons pieces turned into blue mist, which smelt vile and burned hobbit nostrils so Sam got very worried and started crying out "Protect yer noses!" sam remembered Galadriel's clothespin and put it on his lumpy broken nose. "where are are the gasmaks? Bad smoke is hazardous to hobbits! Gandalf, HELP!" With that Olorin leapt from hiding. So great was the danger ofGandalf's crusty beard they that all retreated to the world's edge wjere the Void was great, terrifying, __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 01:54 AM	#385
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Lord used his __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

06-03-2002, 01:54 AM	#386
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	hobbit Ted Sandyman (post problem) __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 01:57 AM	#387
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	powers to corrupt __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 02:31 AM	#388
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	the poor hobbits. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 05:48 AM	#389
Jador Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Land of my Fathers. Posts: 184	and made them __________________ 'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn

06-03-2002, 05:53 AM	#390
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	into pretty balrogs __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 07:46 AM	#391
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	That caused giggling __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 06-03-2002 at 07:49 AM.

06-03-2002, 11:28 AM	#392
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	a painful thing. __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 12:27 PM	#393
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Disgusted with giggling, __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-03-2002, 12:36 PM	#394
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	Sauron ordered his __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 12:39 PM	#395
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	exploded pieces to (I thought I got rid of that guy!) __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-03-2002, 12:55 PM	#396
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	explode again. Now (i forgot :P) __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 01:03 PM	#397
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	Sauron doesn't exsist __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

06-03-2002, 01:06 PM	#398
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	But sam became __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 01:18 PM	#399
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	to be a __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

06-03-2002, 01:28 PM	#400
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	Dark Lord himself (sheesh, im having trouble posting..bad internet) __________________ Why can we not be sober..

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