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Gerbil · 01-28-2002, 10:00 AM

YAY I get Christinna!
THANK YOU THANK YOU!

If only because it means I can stop wasting my time reading this thread now.

Let's face it, I live happily ever after. That should be the ending all of us are happy with. Why you didn't just stop the story there I'll never know.

Gerbil · 01-28-2002, 10:03 AM

BTW, Frodofriend - where's this picture of me then?
I'm sure it'll be very flattering!

Just remember - if it's not I'll draw a pic of you. And since my viewpoint is several inches off the ground looking up your breeches, it might not be what you want it to.

I'll give you a hint: 'nose-hairs'

Gerbil · 01-28-2002, 10:21 AM

While I'm in the habit of replying to my own threads (what, NO-ONE else on this board right now? NOT possible!).

I have a suggestion.

I have a LotR-related domain name (www.fourthage.net) that I had 'big plans' for and simply never had time to do anything with.
Nor does it look like I will in the foreseeable future.

I'm willing to donate it and some webspace (nothing too outrageous - 50-100 megs? ) to hosting the fan art / fiction.

If you guys are interested (not sure who is actually collating all this stuff?) then let me know: gerbil@theburrow.co.uk and I'll see about sorting it out.

Feraway Hawkbriar · 01-28-2002, 12:49 PM

Godiva...its right next to Hottopic at my mall. Its an odd setup but it works for me! Ah Hottopic, home to MY people: The Nerds the Goths the Slakkers and the Ravers.

samwise of the shire · 01-28-2002, 12:52 PM

Sam,Frodofriend,and Rogue Elf awake hours later in a mall movie theater. Their heads are THROBBING with pain. They are chained to the seats, they look across the aisle and see the other Messageboardship members also chained to their chairs.Sam kicks a seat and stubs her toe
Sam: OW. Tha' 'URT. Worsen this 'ere 'eadache
RE:What's with the accent
Sam: Did'nt you know?I talk like this when I'm in EXCRUTIATING pain.
Suddenly the door opens and voices come from the open door. A male voice and a female voice along with the smell of chocolate FF:CHOCOLATE. I need and engery boost. CHOCOLATE!
RE:Hey maybe we can get their attention
Sam:*turns in her seat to see where the sounds are coming from*Oh S***. I dont think you want to. It's Kate Winslet and LEONARDO DICAPRIO!
TS:AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI.
Churl:Shut up elf. You're NOT improving my headache and thus not improving my mood.
WF:I wonder where we are and WHY.
KW:Why dont you know?I figured you WOULD considering your SITTING here. *Giggles and slides into the seat next to Sam. Leonardo Dicaprio slides in next to Kate Winslet*Titanic is showing. That's why Leo and I are here.
Sam:*whispers in a deathly cold voice*Titanic?NO.
FF:AUGGGGHHHHH GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE!!
LD:That's all you want. HERE.*hands some milk duds to Frodofriend*
RE:I dont think you should take it Frodofriend. Remeber what happened with the shrooms.
Suddenly an evil voice sounds from the beggining of the aisle
RE:Uh oh. Jerk alert
Evilijah and Martha walk down the ahll and sit down on the other side of the hobbits.
WF:Martha. What are you doing with that creep?
Martha:I didn't I tell you. I'm engaged to "that creep"
Tess:AI AI AI AI
Churl:Are you still going on about Kate Winslet and Leonardo Dicaprio or is this new batch of AI about the shocking news about thier engagment.
Tess:AI AI AI AI
Churl thwacks Tess upside the head
Tess:OW OW OW OW!!
Churl:That's better
KW:Shush up the movies beggining.
MBS:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HIDE YOU EYES!COVER YOUR EARS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sam:*whispers to FF and RE*Hey you guys. You kno what I do with a movie I absolutly HATE?I make sarcastic comments on it.Want to.
Evilijah:Oh NO you dont Sam. I was expecting that. That's why I brought these gags.*ties the Gags on the hobbits mouths*
Sam:MMMMMFFFFFMahummmph
Evilijah:What?*takes the gag off*
Sam:*bites Evilijahs hand HARD*Nothing. I just had to say something to you.
Evilijah:AUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH. MY HAND.
LD:SHUT UP.
Evilijah puts the gag back on Sams mouth.
The movie begins. Will the Messagboardship survive the torture of watchingt eh faux sinking of the Titanic without breaking into tears of boredom and seeing Jack...a$$ die without cheering?We shall see.

***Tessar*** · 01-28-2002, 01:17 PM

ummmmmmmmmmm i never wrote something called "a meeting with gandalf"........

did i missomething? i dont think i read all the posts.

Feraway Hawkbriar · 01-28-2002, 01:34 PM

ummm..alright then..so where is everybody?...this thing is getting a bit confusing.

Gerbil · 01-28-2002, 01:45 PM

I'm in the bedroom.
The one with the 'do not disturb' sign on the handle.

jerseydevil · 01-28-2002, 01:47 PM

It is getting a little confusing. I don't know what our mission is anymore. But I think some of us are off to the Godiva store.

samwise of the shire · 01-28-2002, 02:37 PM

OUR mission?! To have goofy crazy fun. It's not like serious or anything. Right now Our mission is trying to escape from the horrible fate of watching the Titanic on big screen, and find the hobbits Frodos.
Sam

Gerbil · 01-28-2002, 02:42 PM

Ummm, don't want to *****, but actually it's getting less and less fun to read the more it strays from Lord of the Rings stuff.

Don't take it personally, it's only my opinion, but methinks you is all straying a bit too far from the original source. It's not a competition to put in as many film references as possible :P

jerseydevil · 01-28-2002, 02:44 PM

Oh just checking. Evilijah seems more deranged than evil though.

aldesign · 01-28-2002, 03:40 PM

Better late than Never

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMWISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw 14 is nice and young,
im ancient 19. feck

Feraway Hawkbriar · 01-28-2002, 04:35 PM

*erm*..I...kinda..havta..agree with Gerbil.

PICCIES!

http://www.artsquish.homestead.com/files/coloredre.jpg

http://www.artsquish.homestead.com/files/coloredff.jpg

http://www.artsquish.homestead.com/f...edwayfarer.jpg

http://www.artsquish.homestead.com/files/coloredsam.jpg

http://www.artsquish.homestead.com/f...oredjerdev.jpg

Bask in their glory.

jerseydevil · 01-28-2002, 05:24 PM

Foul_Dwimmerlaik had a funny senario when we were discussing how to account for the hobbit's swords -

PJ Talks Bombadil

Watch as the Hobbits are humiliated by being sent to the children's section!

Thrill as Aragorn attempts to receive a senior citizen discount!

Marvel as the Hobbits evade the Nazul by going in and out of the aisles (a la Scooby-Doo)!

Laugh as Tom Bombadil appears as a special cameo as the old greeter at the store!

I thought this might be able to be incorporated into the story.

Feraway - I love the pic. Can I put it on my personal website? I really do hope that you can do a comic - even if it is a shortened version.

Feraway Hawkbriar · 01-28-2002, 05:46 PM

yeah, go ahead.

Gerbil · 01-28-2002, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Feraway Hawkbriar
[B]*erm*..I...kinda..havta..agree with Gerbil.

I am very impressed - I know how hard it must have been to utter these few words

OK, as for coloured pics, they is lushly nice.
Apples and pears, my ol' mans' a dustman and other mockney nonsence.

However, now you've coloured in FF, I've got to take back my opinion of fancying her like mad - she reminds me of a friend's ex who I absolutely loathed. FF - you are a babe, but I just can't fancy you anymore *sniffle*.

Sam is dead cute, very sweet - I want to take her home to my burrow and keep her as a pet. Rogue Elf, though... move over Christinna, there's a new Goddess in town!

Errrr, why no coloured version of a certain Ms Feraway Hawkbriar?

Feraway Hawkbriar · 01-28-2002, 06:26 PM

Havnt gotten to it yet...no Idea when I'll get to it o_o*

Sidenote: It snowed here today! not a whole lot but just enough to stick for about and hour. I had much fun running about (Mom made me wear shoes ..ah well, better that than frostbite I spose.) and watching the cats try to make sense of the cold cold white stuff. at one point my big black cat named Jarjar(dont ask) came in totally covered in snow, funniest thing I've ever seen. I wish I had taken a pic. It was very pretty all the grasses and trees and stuff dusted with the snow, wish it happened more often, unfortunatly my house is about 3000 feet (I think) below the normal snow level.

Rána Eressëa · 01-28-2002, 06:40 PM

Ehhh...Gerbil did not just call me a goddess, did he???

*goes silent*

Anyways, I'm beginning to wonder myself what's going on. Titanic? Movie Theater? Hmm...last thing I remember clearly was a laser-gun battle and a puppy Balrog. Then a buncha people getting drugged by chocolate shrooms...

I think we're finally falling just a liiiiiittlee bit off topic now. But I'm too busy reading "The Two Towers" to really care

Gerbil · 01-28-2002, 07:07 PM

I'd worship you on my knees Rogue Elf, except, well, I'm only a few inches tall so who'd notice the difference?

Hey! You saying your picture sucks? And I have it on good authority (otherwise known as my imagination) that the picture looks exactly like you.

Will you marry me?

I'll bring the ring - I never could be bothered to actually chuck it into that firey mountain thingy, it's far too precious for that.

01-28-2002, 10:00 AM	#381
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	YAY I get Christinna! THANK YOU THANK YOU! If only because it means I can stop wasting my time reading this thread now. Let's face it, I live happily ever after. That should be the ending all of us are happy with. Why you didn't just stop the story there I'll never know. __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-28-2002, 10:03 AM	#382
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	BTW, Frodofriend - where's this picture of me then? I'm sure it'll be very flattering! Just remember - if it's not I'll draw a pic of you. And since my viewpoint is several inches off the ground looking up your breeches, it might not be what you want it to. I'll give you a hint: 'nose-hairs' __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-28-2002, 10:21 AM	#383
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	A suitable place for all this fan stuff While I'm in the habit of replying to my own threads (what, NO-ONE else on this board right now? NOT possible!). I have a suggestion. I have a LotR-related domain name (www.fourthage.net) that I had 'big plans' for and simply never had time to do anything with. Nor does it look like I will in the foreseeable future. I'm willing to donate it and some webspace (nothing too outrageous - 50-100 megs? ) to hosting the fan art / fiction. If you guys are interested (not sure who is actually collating all this stuff?) then let me know: gerbil@theburrow.co.uk and I'll see about sorting it out. __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-28-2002, 12:49 PM	#384
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	Godiva...its right next to Hottopic at my mall. Its an odd setup but it works for me! Ah Hottopic, home to MY people: The Nerds the Goths the Slakkers and the Ravers. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van." Last edited by Feraway Hawkbriar : 01-28-2002 at 01:33 PM.

01-28-2002, 12:52 PM	#385
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Sam,Frodofriend,and Rogue Elf awake hours later in a mall movie theater. Their heads are THROBBING with pain. They are chained to the seats, they look across the aisle and see the other Messageboardship members also chained to their chairs.Sam kicks a seat and stubs her toe Sam: OW. Tha' 'URT. Worsen this 'ere 'eadache RE:What's with the accent Sam: Did'nt you know?I talk like this when I'm in EXCRUTIATING pain. Suddenly the door opens and voices come from the open door. A male voice and a female voice along with the smell of chocolate FF:CHOCOLATE. I need and engery boost. CHOCOLATE! RE:Hey maybe we can get their attention Sam:turns in her seat to see where the sounds are coming fromOh S**. I dont think you want to. It's Kate Winslet and LEONARDO DICAPRIO! TS:AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI. Churl:Shut up elf. You're NOT improving my headache and thus not improving my mood. WF:I wonder where we are and WHY. KW:Why dont you know?I figured you WOULD considering your SITTING here. Giggles and slides into the seat next to Sam. Leonardo Dicaprio slides in next to Kate WinsletTitanic is showing. That's why Leo and I are here. Sam:whispers in a deathly cold voiceTitanic?NO. FF:AUGGGGHHHHH GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE!! LD:That's all you want. HERE.hands some milk duds to Frodofriend* RE:I dont think you should take it Frodofriend. Remeber what happened with the shrooms. Suddenly an evil voice sounds from the beggining of the aisle RE:Uh oh. Jerk alert Evilijah and Martha walk down the ahll and sit down on the other side of the hobbits. WF:Martha. What are you doing with that creep? Martha:I didn't I tell you. I'm engaged to "that creep" Tess:AI AI AI AI Churl:Are you still going on about Kate Winslet and Leonardo Dicaprio or is this new batch of AI about the shocking news about thier engagment. Tess:AI AI AI AI Churl thwacks Tess upside the head Tess:OW OW OW OW!! Churl:That's better KW:Shush up the movies beggining. MBS:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HIDE YOU EYES!COVER YOUR EARS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Sam:whispers to FF and REHey you guys. You kno what I do with a movie I absolutly HATE?I make sarcastic comments on it.Want to. Evilijah:Oh NO you dont Sam. I was expecting that. That's why I brought these gags.ties the Gags on the hobbits mouths Sam:MMMMMFFFFFMahummmph Evilijah:What?takes the gag off Sam:bites Evilijahs hand HARDNothing. I just had to say something to you. Evilijah:AUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH. MY HAND. LD:SHUT UP. Evilijah puts the gag back on Sams mouth. The movie begins. Will the Messagboardship survive the torture of watchingt eh faux sinking of the Titanic without breaking into tears of boredom and seeing Jack...a$$ die without cheering?We shall see. __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

01-28-2002, 01:17 PM	#386
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	ummmmmmmmmmm i never wrote something called "a meeting with gandalf"........ did i missomething? i dont think i read all the posts.

01-28-2002, 01:34 PM	#387
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	ummm..alright then..so where is everybody?...this thing is getting a bit confusing. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

01-28-2002, 01:45 PM	#388
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	I'm in the bedroom. The one with the 'do not disturb' sign on the handle. __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-28-2002, 01:47 PM	#389
jerseydevil I am Freddie/UNDERCOVER/ Founder of The Great Continent of Entmoot Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Plainsboro, NJ Posts: 9,431	It is getting a little confusing. I don't know what our mission is anymore. But I think some of us are off to the Godiva store. __________________ Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! "The only thing better than a great plan is implementing a great plan" - JerseyDevil "If everyone agreed with me all the time, everything would be just fine"- JerseyDevil AboutNewJersey.com New Jersey MessageBoard Another Tolkien Forum Memorial to the Twin Towers New Jersey Map Fellowship of the Messageboard Legend of the Jersey Devil Support New Jersey's Liberty Tower Peacefire.org AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

01-28-2002, 02:37 PM	#390
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	OUR mission?! To have goofy crazy fun. It's not like serious or anything. Right now Our mission is trying to escape from the horrible fate of watching the Titanic on big screen, and find the hobbits Frodos. Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

01-28-2002, 02:42 PM	#391
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Ummm, don't want to *****, but actually it's getting less and less fun to read the more it strays from Lord of the Rings stuff. Don't take it personally, it's only my opinion, but methinks you is all straying a bit too far from the original source. It's not a competition to put in as many film references as possible :P __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-28-2002, 02:44 PM	#392
jerseydevil I am Freddie/UNDERCOVER/ Founder of The Great Continent of Entmoot Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Plainsboro, NJ Posts: 9,431	Oh just checking. Evilijah seems more deranged than evil though. __________________ Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! "The only thing better than a great plan is implementing a great plan" - JerseyDevil "If everyone agreed with me all the time, everything would be just fine"- JerseyDevil AboutNewJersey.com New Jersey MessageBoard Another Tolkien Forum Memorial to the Twin Towers New Jersey Map Fellowship of the Messageboard Legend of the Jersey Devil Support New Jersey's Liberty Tower Peacefire.org AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

01-28-2002, 03:40 PM	#393
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	Young Lass Better late than Never HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMWISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! btw 14 is nice and young, im ancient 19. feck

01-28-2002, 04:35 PM	#394
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	erm..I...kinda..havta..agree with Gerbil. PICCIES! http://www.artsquish.homestead.com/files/coloredre.jpg http://www.artsquish.homestead.com/files/coloredff.jpg http://www.artsquish.homestead.com/f...edwayfarer.jpg http://www.artsquish.homestead.com/files/coloredsam.jpg http://www.artsquish.homestead.com/f...oredjerdev.jpg Bask in their glory. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van." Last edited by Feraway Hawkbriar : 01-28-2002 at 04:36 PM.

01-28-2002, 05:24 PM	#395
jerseydevil I am Freddie/UNDERCOVER/ Founder of The Great Continent of Entmoot Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Plainsboro, NJ Posts: 9,431	Foul_Dwimmerlaik had a funny senario when we were discussing how to account for the hobbit's swords - PJ Talks Bombadil Watch as the Hobbits are humiliated by being sent to the children's section! Thrill as Aragorn attempts to receive a senior citizen discount! Marvel as the Hobbits evade the Nazul by going in and out of the aisles (a la Scooby-Doo)! Laugh as Tom Bombadil appears as a special cameo as the old greeter at the store! I thought this might be able to be incorporated into the story. Feraway - I love the pic. Can I put it on my personal website? I really do hope that you can do a comic - even if it is a shortened version. __________________ Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! "The only thing better than a great plan is implementing a great plan" - JerseyDevil "If everyone agreed with me all the time, everything would be just fine"- JerseyDevil AboutNewJersey.com New Jersey MessageBoard Another Tolkien Forum Memorial to the Twin Towers New Jersey Map Fellowship of the Messageboard Legend of the Jersey Devil Support New Jersey's Liberty Tower Peacefire.org AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide Last edited by jerseydevil : 01-28-2002 at 05:28 PM.

01-28-2002, 05:46 PM	#396
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	yeah, go ahead. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

01-28-2002, 06:26 PM	#398
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	Havnt gotten to it yet...no Idea when I'll get to it o_o* Sidenote: It snowed here today! not a whole lot but just enough to stick for about and hour. I had much fun running about (Mom made me wear shoes ..ah well, better that than frostbite I spose.) and watching the cats try to make sense of the cold cold white stuff. at one point my big black cat named Jarjar(dont ask) came in totally covered in snow, funniest thing I've ever seen. I wish I had taken a pic. It was very pretty all the grasses and trees and stuff dusted with the snow, wish it happened more often, unfortunatly my house is about 3000 feet (I think) below the normal snow level. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

01-28-2002, 06:40 PM	#399
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Ehhh...Gerbil did not just call me a goddess, did he??? goes silent Anyways, I'm beginning to wonder myself what's going on. Titanic? Movie Theater? Hmm...last thing I remember clearly was a laser-gun battle and a puppy Balrog. Then a buncha people getting drugged by chocolate shrooms... I think we're finally falling just a liiiiiittlee bit off topic now. But I'm too busy reading "The Two Towers" to really care

01-28-2002, 07:07 PM	#400
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	I'd worship you on my knees Rogue Elf, except, well, I'm only a few inches tall so who'd notice the difference? Hey! You saying your picture sucks? And I have it on good authority (otherwise known as my imagination) that the picture looks exactly like you. Will you marry me? I'll bring the ring - I never could be bothered to actually chuck it into that firey mountain thingy, it's far too precious for that. __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk