03-18-2008, 11:56 AM | #381 |
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"We'll make short work of that! Fredrico!" Fredrico drew his giant axe and began chopping the litter into firewood
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03-18-2008, 11:57 AM | #382 | |
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Sis got a horrible idea. "Because we are NOT stopping!" She tapped her horse's sides with a respectful heel and they dashed off, up the path.
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03-18-2008, 11:59 AM | #383 |
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"This much is true." said Sas as he told Fredrico to stop chopping "So then what do we do with it?"
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03-18-2008, 12:09 PM | #384 |
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Mari called back at Sas who was still busy destroying a fine litter: "Sas! Are you coming? If you're not careful you are going to be left behind!"
She got some branded hazelnuts out of a little bag and started munching on those while petting Bunicula.
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03-18-2008, 12:49 PM | #385 |
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Sir GW was awaiting Sas & Fredrico and helped him destroy the litter with a few well aimed kicks from his battle horse.
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03-18-2008, 12:59 PM | #386 |
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And the band - not wanting to be left behind - got mounted on wild horses, and whilst playing Yankee Doodle Dandee on flutes, they stampeded off in the direction of the Gang.
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Again Mari had to shoot an angry glare towards the band. "Guys! We are in a forest, where elves and whatmore lurk. And you are making so much noise they can't not notice there are people going through the woods! Either cut it out or go home! Please!"
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03-18-2008, 01:40 PM | #388 |
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In response the Band speeds up and brings forth their rapiers and trumpets sounding the attack signal of the 7th Cavalry.
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03-18-2008, 01:52 PM | #389 |
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"Trumpets!? ARGH! Why am I even trying?" Mari shook her head and put some leaves in her ears once more.
"If anyone else wants some leaves...?" Mari offered Hector and TF who were near her.
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03-18-2008, 02:33 PM | #390 |
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Sis swivels on her steed and let loose the first volley of Gak, which fills a trumpet, mercifully silencing it. "Anyone with me?" she invites the Questers. "I have plenty of Gak."
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03-18-2008, 02:44 PM | #391 |
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"I have no idea what Gak is, but anything to shut them up!" Mari replied. She had gotten pretty tired of having to ask them to stop every time. Didn't they see they were inviting danger?
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03-18-2008, 02:54 PM | #392 |
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"I would be pleased to help with the Gak," said tf. "That band needs some quiet time."
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03-18-2008, 08:27 PM | #393 |
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"Give me some of that Gak," Acally said. "Or I'm gonna start using that damned band as target pratice!"
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03-18-2008, 10:48 PM | #394 |
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Sis distributes Gak Wholesale, Retail, and Direct Mail.
Enthusiastic mooters shoot it towards the band, completely destroying their instruments, their solidarity, and their ability to travel the path. Anyone attempting to resurrect them, or anything like them, will be resolutely shunned, and their postings ignored. All mooters and questers gaze in awe upon the destruction. There is a blessed, and welcome, moment of silence before the utterly routed band members turn and flee back towards the Teacup, there to retrain for useful and productive lives that involve no sound-effects or noise of any kind. EVER.
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03-18-2008, 11:02 PM | #395 |
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Nautipus comes quickly up the trail behind the group. "Hey guys, I was following a ways back and thought I heard trumpets, so I---What happened here?!" He looks around at all the Questers holding handfuls of Gak, and some neglected rapiers and trumpets lying about. They turn and look at him.
He stares back. There is an awkward silence. "Please dont...."
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Fredrico throws a rather large handfull of gak at the band leader, and laughs very very hard.
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03-19-2008, 03:26 AM | #397 |
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After the resolute defeat of the TCB by the Questers all was finally quiet and the Gang set about leaving the battlefield.
Sis in the lead and the rest of the Gang following, they were off again. |
03-19-2008, 04:56 AM | #398 |
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Mari wanted to say "Thank Heavens!" but didn't want to break this wonderful silence.
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"So where to now?" asked Sas, breaking the silence
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"I suppose we follow sis."
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