04-07-2002, 03:23 PM | #381 |
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CHEESY??? ANNOYING???
Right: My oh mY do you wanna say goodbye? to have the kingdom baby, tell me why? my oh my do you wanna say goodbye? to rule te country baby you and I...??? If you were my king (oh ooh wooo ohhh) I would be your queen ********************************** Doctor Jones Doctor Jones? call me doctor jones. doctor jones doctor jones wake up now... I pee ooo i pee iii ayyy i pee iiii ooohhhh whoaaaa huh
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04-07-2002, 03:29 PM | #382 |
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Actually, I don't have a problem with the first one, but the second one is... aaarrrggghhh, it's scary just thinking of the bald guy in the SLEEVELESS safari suit in the video. Way too Roger-Moore-as-James-Bond-esque!
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04-08-2002, 06:08 AM | #383 |
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What do you think?
Bryan Adams/ Saurons message to halflings Look into my eye, you will see What it means to me I'll search your heart, search your soul And if I find it there I'll search no more You must think its worth dying for Don't tell me I cant kill you some more You know its true Everything I do, is to kill you. Look into your pocket. You will find There's nowhere you can hide I'll take it when I can- take your life I'll kill you all- your my sacrifice I can't see why your fighting more I cant help it theres nothing I want more Ya know its true Everything I do is to kill you Theres no ring like the one ring And no other could bind them all Theres nowhere Iwont find you Any time any way Yeah You cant tell me its not worth fighting for I cant help ittheres nothing i want more I'll send wraiths for you-I'll kill for you Use palantir for you- ya i'll kill Gollum too You know its true Anything I do is to find you
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04-08-2002, 11:08 AM | #384 |
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Go Sen Go do one more!
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04-08-2002, 02:53 PM | #385 |
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I'm sorry Rosie-Lass. I'm still working on your request. But here's one that Aragorn could've sung:
Cavern Khazad-Moria (based on "Hotel California" by The Eagles) In the dark Misty Mountains Damp wind in my hair Dank smell of cadavers Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim I had to stop, short of fright There it stood in the doorway I heard the goblins yell And I was thinking to myself This could be Balrog and it won't be well Then he lit like a candle Gandalf showed us the way There were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Cavern Khazad-Moria Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Cavern Khazad-Moria Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here You can find it here Its flame grew hot as it twisted Gandalf blocked it at the bend It had a lot of pretty, fiery toys That it calls friends How they danced there in Moria Heat, taunts and sweat Some things we remember Some things we forget So I called to the Wizard As he fell from line He yelled "You'd have to fly like fools from here though you're no longer 9" And still those voices are calling from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say Welcome to the Cavern Khazad-Moria Such a homely Place (Such a homely Place) Such a homely face They're livin' it up at the Cavern Khazad-Moria Mind the Watcher's eyes (Mind the Watcher's eyes) Bring your elven knives Goblins near the ceiling Many blinking eyes And we said We will not be prisoners here Of our own device For in the master's chambers Gimli wept not the least Pip roused goblins with the clank of knives And they even brought the beast Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I walked before Relax said the Captain We need to rest for a while I told them there'd be more orcs tonight And we should therefore leave
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04-09-2002, 03:44 AM | #386 |
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That was brilliant Arathorn. I'll maybe do one tonight.
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04-09-2002, 02:43 PM | #387 |
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Go Arathorn the SongMeister!
Keep on churning them out!!!
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04-09-2002, 03:34 PM | #388 |
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So THIS is where you get that title from, Arathorn! Nice song btw. I had plenty of laughs too.
The one from Dwarven Sen is great too! Real creepy, *shivers* brrrrrrr.....
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04-09-2002, 07:09 PM | #389 |
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Thanks guys.
How about one of you do a song about Sam? There's an old 70's love song called "Sam" by Olivia Newton-John. Just a thought.
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04-10-2002, 07:14 AM | #390 |
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Here's another Eagles song:
(About Sam asking Rosie if he could walk with Frodo one last time)<sniff> I Will Tell You Why, Rosie (based on "I Can't Tell You Why") Look at us Rosie, up all night Trudging outside the town Aren't we the same two hobbits who left For years that were dark? Ooh-oh Every time I try to sneak away Somethin' makes me turn around and stay And I will tell you why When we were questing, with dreary sight (Try to keep your head, little girl) Girl, I remember you You don't have to worry, just 'til fortnight (Don't leave our Elanor wond'ring) 'Cause I'll be home Frodo's gone as far as I can see Won't make it harder than he said it'd be And I will tell you why - I'm back, Rosie I will tell you why I will tell you why Every time I yearn to sail away Somethin' makes me turn around and stay And I will tell you why, later Rosie I will tell you why I will tell you why I will tell you why
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04-10-2002, 07:50 AM | #391 |
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I did three last night, but the third was when i was on a sugar high and after a bit to drink.
Coldplay -trouble ohno the ring shelobs web has tangled up with me sam thinks i'm dead i wish i'd hit gollum on the head ohno whats this shelobs web and i'm caught in the middle i wish i could run this is one of the stupidest things ive done i never meant to get into trouble i never meant to go so wrong all it ever does is cause trouble its my unlucky charm ohno i see shelobs lair and its me in the middle i hope sting makes her burn here am i still stuck in trouble.
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04-10-2002, 07:55 AM | #392 |
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song no. 2
toploader dancing in the moonlight we go and sing every night when the stars are small and bright its an elbereth delight everybodies dancing in the starlight everybody here is out of sight they like to sing all of the night everybodies dancing in the starlight dancing in the starlight everybodies gilthoniel tonight such a nice and pretty sight everybodies dancing in the starlight we'll find dwarves if we wanna fight their eyesights not so good at night its an elbereth delight everybodies dancing in the starlight dancing in the starlight everybodies gilthoniel tonight such a nice and pretty sight everybodies dancing in the starlight
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04-10-2002, 08:01 AM | #393 |
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I'm a little fuzzy with the titles. Are they originals, Sen?
BTW, where's BoP and f.b.-b.? We need Beatles songs!
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04-10-2002, 08:07 AM | #394 |
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Teenage dirtbag- gollum dirtbag
my thinking behind this was that he is insane so he could ramble on and noone would understand anyway. its name is precious its my birthday present i think its swell i get fishes from heaven when i sit on the rocks with longer dreadlocks but it doesnt know who i amor how far i swam for it cos i'm just a gollum dirtbag baby yeah im just a gollum dirtbag bay i killed my best friend for it now baby precious That bilbos a **** he stole my ring from me i'd simply kill to get precious from him he lives in the shire, sams singing is dire but he doesnt know where i am and he doesnt give a damn of pity cos i'm just a gollum dirtbag baby yeah im just a gollum dirtbag bay i killed my best friend for it now baby precious precious come back and consume me precious come back to me now soon i could eat mould that saurons a bugger to me lo and behold hobbitses walking near me precious ill take they're not awake its a jewellery scam its a pity ive no ham about me ive got pretty fishes for precious come and steal me back now baby you're just a precious gollum baby you'll do
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04-10-2002, 08:07 AM | #395 |
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Come to think of it, where's Eruviel? I think she must be crushed under the huge (virtual) pile of songs we've created.
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04-10-2002, 08:10 AM | #397 |
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I think EG and Tano went for a vacation or something.
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04-10-2002, 08:18 AM | #398 |
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oh ok i understand now. hurray people my brain is in gear.
i was going to do alicia keyes i keep fallin down khazad dum with you but i have no album or single to work with. someone give me one to do cos i'm out of ideas. oooo i could do eric clapton layla as precious
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04-10-2002, 12:06 PM | #400 |
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hee hee! I Loved the Teenage dirtbag one!!! hee hee! I have now had writers block for about a month!!! aaarrgghhh!
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