I made a song!!!!! - Page 20

StrawberryIcecream · 04-07-2002, 03:23 PM

CHEESY??? ANNOYING???

Right:

My oh mY do you wanna say goodbye?
to have the kingdom baby, tell me why?
my oh my do you wanna say goodbye?
to rule te country baby you and I...???

If you were my king
(oh ooh wooo ohhh)
I would be your queen

**********************************

Doctor Jones Doctor Jones? call me doctor jones. doctor jones doctor jones wake up now...

I pee ooo i pee iii ayyy
i pee iiii ooohhhh whoaaaa huh

Rosie-Lass · 04-07-2002, 03:29 PM

Actually, I don't have a problem with the first one, but the second one is... aaarrrggghhh, it's scary just thinking of the bald guy in the SLEEVELESS safari suit in the video. Way too Roger-Moore-as-James-Bond-esque!

Dwarven Sen · 04-08-2002, 06:08 AM

What do you think?
Bryan Adams/ Saurons message to halflings

Look into my eye, you will see
What it means to me
I'll search your heart, search your soul
And if I find it there I'll search no more
You must think its worth dying for
Don't tell me I cant kill you some more
You know its true
Everything I do, is to kill you.

Look into your pocket. You will find
There's nowhere you can hide
I'll take it when I can- take your life
I'll kill you all- your my sacrifice
I can't see why your fighting more
I cant help it theres nothing I want more
Ya know its true
Everything I do is to kill you

Theres no ring like the one ring
And no other could bind them all
Theres nowhere Iwont find you
Any time any way Yeah

You cant tell me its not worth fighting for
I cant help ittheres nothing i want more
I'll send wraiths for you-I'll kill for you
Use palantir for you- ya i'll kill Gollum too

You know its true
Anything I do is to find you

Arathorn · 04-08-2002, 11:08 AM

Go Sen Go do one more!

Arathorn · 04-08-2002, 02:53 PM

I'm sorry Rosie-Lass. I'm still working on your request. But here's one that Aragorn could've sung:

Cavern Khazad-Moria
(based on "Hotel California" by The Eagles)

In the dark Misty Mountains
Damp wind in my hair
Dank smell of cadavers
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop, short of fright
There it stood in the doorway
I heard the goblins yell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Balrog and it won't be well
Then he lit like a candle
Gandalf showed us the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Cavern Khazad-Moria
Such a lovely place
(Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Cavern Khazad-Moria
Any time of year
(Any time of year)
You can find it here
You can find it here

Its flame grew hot as it twisted
Gandalf blocked it at the bend
It had a lot of pretty, fiery toys
That it calls friends
How they danced there in Moria
Heat, taunts and sweat
Some things we remember
Some things we forget
So I called to the Wizard
As he fell from line
He yelled
"You'd have to fly like fools from here though you're no longer 9"
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Cavern Khazad-Moria
Such a homely Place
(Such a homely Place)
Such a homely face
They're livin' it up at the Cavern Khazad-Moria
Mind the Watcher's eyes
(Mind the Watcher's eyes)
Bring your elven knives

Goblins near the ceiling
Many blinking eyes
And we said
We will not be prisoners here
Of our own device
For in the master's chambers
Gimli wept not the least
Pip roused goblins with the clank of knives
And they even brought the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I walked before
Relax said the Captain
We need to rest for a while
I told them there'd be more orcs tonight
And we should therefore leave

Dwarven Sen · 04-09-2002, 03:44 AM

That was brilliant Arathorn. I'll maybe do one tonight.

Rosie-Lass · 04-09-2002, 02:43 PM

Go Arathorn the SongMeister!
Keep on churning them out!!!

***Earniel*** · 04-09-2002, 03:34 PM

So THIS is where you get that title from, Arathorn! Nice song btw. I had plenty of laughs too.

The one from Dwarven Sen is great too! Real creepy, *shivers* brrrrrrr.....

Arathorn · 04-09-2002, 07:09 PM

Thanks guys.

How about one of you do a song about Sam? There's an old 70's love song called "Sam" by Olivia Newton-John. Just a thought.

Arathorn · 04-10-2002, 07:14 AM

Here's another Eagles song:
(About Sam asking Rosie if he could walk with Frodo one last time

)<sniff>

I Will Tell You Why, Rosie
(based on "I Can't Tell You Why")

Look at us Rosie, up all night
Trudging outside the town
Aren't we the same two hobbits who left
For years that were dark? Ooh-oh
Every time I try to sneak away
Somethin' makes me turn around and stay
And I will tell you why

When we were questing, with dreary sight
(Try to keep your head, little girl)
Girl, I remember you
You don't have to worry, just 'til fortnight
(Don't leave our Elanor wond'ring)
'Cause I'll be home

Frodo's gone as far as I can see
Won't make it harder than he said it'd be
And I will tell you why - I'm back, Rosie
I will tell you why
I will tell you why

Every time I yearn to sail away
Somethin' makes me turn around and stay
And I will tell you why, later Rosie
I will tell you why
I will tell you why
I will tell you why

Dwarven Sen · 04-10-2002, 07:50 AM

I did three last night, but the third was when i was on a sugar high and after a bit to drink.

Coldplay -trouble
ohno the ring
shelobs web has tangled up with me
sam thinks i'm dead
i wish i'd hit gollum on the head

ohno whats this
shelobs web and i'm caught in the middle
i wish i could run
this is one of the stupidest things ive done

i never meant to get into trouble
i never meant to go so wrong
all it ever does is cause trouble
its my unlucky charm

ohno i see
shelobs lair and its me in the middle
i hope sting makes her burn
here am i still stuck in trouble.

Dwarven Sen · 04-10-2002, 07:55 AM

song no. 2

toploader dancing in the moonlight

we go and sing every night
when the stars are small and bright
its an elbereth delight
everybodies dancing in the starlight
everybody here is out of sight
they like to sing all of the night

everybodies dancing in the starlight
dancing in the starlight
everybodies gilthoniel tonight
such a nice and pretty sight
everybodies dancing in the starlight

we'll find dwarves if we wanna fight
their eyesights not so good at night
its an elbereth delight

everybodies dancing in the starlight
dancing in the starlight
everybodies gilthoniel tonight
such a nice and pretty sight
everybodies dancing in the starlight

Arathorn · 04-10-2002, 08:01 AM

I'm a little fuzzy with the titles. Are they originals, Sen?

BTW, where's BoP and f.b.-b.? We need Beatles songs!

Dwarven Sen · 04-10-2002, 08:07 AM

Teenage dirtbag- gollum dirtbag
my thinking behind this was that he is insane so he could ramble on and noone would understand anyway.

its name is precious
its my birthday present
i think its swell i get fishes from heaven
when i sit on the rocks with longer dreadlocks
but it doesnt know who i amor how far i swam for it

cos i'm just a gollum dirtbag baby
yeah im just a gollum dirtbag bay
i killed my best friend for it now baby precious

That bilbos a ****
he stole my ring from me
i'd simply kill to get precious from him
he lives in the shire, sams singing is dire

but he doesnt know where i am
and he doesnt give a damn of pity

cos i'm just a gollum dirtbag baby
yeah im just a gollum dirtbag bay
i killed my best friend for it now baby precious

precious come back and consume me
precious come back to me now soon

i could eat mould
that saurons a bugger to me
lo and behold
hobbitses walking near me
precious ill take they're not awake
its a jewellery scam
its a pity ive no ham about me

ive got pretty fishes for precious
come and steal me back now baby
you're just a precious gollum baby
you'll do

Elfmaster XK · 04-10-2002, 08:07 AM

Come to think of it, where's Eruviel? I think she must be crushed under the huge (virtual) pile of songs we've created.

Dwarven Sen · 04-10-2002, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn
I'm a little fuzzy with the titles. Are they originals, Sen?

BTW, where's BoP and f.b.-b.? We need Beatles songs!

dammit are they english? never mind. could i have a translation for the btw............. please

Arathorn · 04-10-2002, 08:10 AM

I think EG and Tano went for a vacation or something.

Dwarven Sen · 04-10-2002, 08:18 AM

oh ok i understand now. hurray people my brain is in gear.
i was going to do alicia keyes i keep fallin down khazad dum with you but i have no album or single to work with. someone give me one to do cos i'm out of ideas. oooo i could do eric clapton layla as precious

BeardofPants · 04-10-2002, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn
I'm a little fuzzy with the titles. Are they originals, Sen?

BTW, where's BoP and f.b.-b.? We need Beatles songs!

We have both been errant! I shall nag her to pull out her pen, and dusty tome, and yet again, shall we manifest our mangled songs upon Entmoot!

StrawberryIcecream · 04-10-2002, 12:06 PM

hee hee! I Loved the Teenage dirtbag one!!! hee hee! I have now had writers block for about a month!!! aaarrgghhh!

04-07-2002, 03:23 PM	#381
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	CHEESY??? ANNOYING??? Right: My oh mY do you wanna say goodbye? to have the kingdom baby, tell me why? my oh my do you wanna say goodbye? to rule te country baby you and I...??? If you were my king (oh ooh wooo ohhh) I would be your queen ********************************** Doctor Jones Doctor Jones? call me doctor jones. doctor jones doctor jones wake up now... I pee ooo i pee iii ayyy i pee iiii ooohhhh whoaaaa huh __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

04-07-2002, 03:29 PM	#382
Rosie-Lass Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: A dizzy state between insanity and sleep! Posts: 173	Actually, I don't have a problem with the first one, but the second one is... aaarrrggghhh, it's scary just thinking of the bald guy in the SLEEVELESS safari suit in the video. Way too Roger-Moore-as-James-Bond-esque! __________________ Yoda Lives!

04-08-2002, 06:08 AM	#383
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	What do you think? Bryan Adams/ Saurons message to halflings Look into my eye, you will see What it means to me I'll search your heart, search your soul And if I find it there I'll search no more You must think its worth dying for Don't tell me I cant kill you some more You know its true Everything I do, is to kill you. Look into your pocket. You will find There's nowhere you can hide I'll take it when I can- take your life I'll kill you all- your my sacrifice I can't see why your fighting more I cant help it theres nothing I want more Ya know its true Everything I do is to kill you Theres no ring like the one ring And no other could bind them all Theres nowhere Iwont find you Any time any way Yeah You cant tell me its not worth fighting for I cant help ittheres nothing i want more I'll send wraiths for you-I'll kill for you Use palantir for you- ya i'll kill Gollum too You know its true Anything I do is to find you __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

04-08-2002, 11:08 AM	#384
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Go Sen Go do one more! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-08-2002, 02:53 PM	#385
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I'm sorry Rosie-Lass. I'm still working on your request. But here's one that Aragorn could've sung: Cavern Khazad-Moria (based on "Hotel California" by The Eagles) In the dark Misty Mountains Damp wind in my hair Dank smell of cadavers Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim I had to stop, short of fright There it stood in the doorway I heard the goblins yell And I was thinking to myself This could be Balrog and it won't be well Then he lit like a candle Gandalf showed us the way There were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Cavern Khazad-Moria Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Cavern Khazad-Moria Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here You can find it here Its flame grew hot as it twisted Gandalf blocked it at the bend It had a lot of pretty, fiery toys That it calls friends How they danced there in Moria Heat, taunts and sweat Some things we remember Some things we forget So I called to the Wizard As he fell from line He yelled "You'd have to fly like fools from here though you're no longer 9" And still those voices are calling from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say Welcome to the Cavern Khazad-Moria Such a homely Place (Such a homely Place) Such a homely face They're livin' it up at the Cavern Khazad-Moria Mind the Watcher's eyes (Mind the Watcher's eyes) Bring your elven knives Goblins near the ceiling Many blinking eyes And we said We will not be prisoners here Of our own device For in the master's chambers Gimli wept not the least Pip roused goblins with the clank of knives And they even brought the beast Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I walked before Relax said the Captain We need to rest for a while I told them there'd be more orcs tonight And we should therefore leave __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 04-08-2002 at 05:37 PM.

04-09-2002, 03:44 AM	#386
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	That was brilliant Arathorn. I'll maybe do one tonight. __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

04-09-2002, 02:43 PM	#387
Rosie-Lass Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: A dizzy state between insanity and sleep! Posts: 173	Go Arathorn the SongMeister! Keep on churning them out!!! __________________ Yoda Lives!

04-09-2002, 03:34 PM	#388
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	So THIS is where you get that title from, Arathorn! Nice song btw. I had plenty of laughs too. The one from Dwarven Sen is great too! Real creepy, shivers brrrrrrr..... __________________ We are not things.

04-09-2002, 07:09 PM	#389
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Thanks guys. How about one of you do a song about Sam? There's an old 70's love song called "Sam" by Olivia Newton-John. Just a thought. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-10-2002, 07:14 AM	#390
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Here's another Eagles song: (About Sam asking Rosie if he could walk with Frodo one last time)<sniff> I Will Tell You Why, Rosie (based on "I Can't Tell You Why") Look at us Rosie, up all night Trudging outside the town Aren't we the same two hobbits who left For years that were dark? Ooh-oh Every time I try to sneak away Somethin' makes me turn around and stay And I will tell you why When we were questing, with dreary sight (Try to keep your head, little girl) Girl, I remember you You don't have to worry, just 'til fortnight (Don't leave our Elanor wond'ring) 'Cause I'll be home Frodo's gone as far as I can see Won't make it harder than he said it'd be And I will tell you why - I'm back, Rosie I will tell you why I will tell you why Every time I yearn to sail away Somethin' makes me turn around and stay And I will tell you why, later Rosie I will tell you why I will tell you why I will tell you why __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 04-10-2002 at 07:25 AM.

04-10-2002, 07:50 AM	#391
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	I did three last night, but the third was when i was on a sugar high and after a bit to drink. Coldplay -trouble ohno the ring shelobs web has tangled up with me sam thinks i'm dead i wish i'd hit gollum on the head ohno whats this shelobs web and i'm caught in the middle i wish i could run this is one of the stupidest things ive done i never meant to get into trouble i never meant to go so wrong all it ever does is cause trouble its my unlucky charm ohno i see shelobs lair and its me in the middle i hope sting makes her burn here am i still stuck in trouble. __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

04-10-2002, 07:55 AM	#392
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	song no. 2 toploader dancing in the moonlight we go and sing every night when the stars are small and bright its an elbereth delight everybodies dancing in the starlight everybody here is out of sight they like to sing all of the night everybodies dancing in the starlight dancing in the starlight everybodies gilthoniel tonight such a nice and pretty sight everybodies dancing in the starlight we'll find dwarves if we wanna fight their eyesights not so good at night its an elbereth delight everybodies dancing in the starlight dancing in the starlight everybodies gilthoniel tonight such a nice and pretty sight everybodies dancing in the starlight __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

04-10-2002, 08:01 AM	#393
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I'm a little fuzzy with the titles. Are they originals, Sen? BTW, where's BoP and f.b.-b.? We need Beatles songs! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 04-10-2002 at 08:02 AM.

04-10-2002, 08:07 AM	#394
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	Teenage dirtbag- gollum dirtbag my thinking behind this was that he is insane so he could ramble on and noone would understand anyway. its name is precious its my birthday present i think its swell i get fishes from heaven when i sit on the rocks with longer dreadlocks but it doesnt know who i amor how far i swam for it cos i'm just a gollum dirtbag baby yeah im just a gollum dirtbag bay i killed my best friend for it now baby precious That bilbos a **** he stole my ring from me i'd simply kill to get precious from him he lives in the shire, sams singing is dire but he doesnt know where i am and he doesnt give a damn of pity cos i'm just a gollum dirtbag baby yeah im just a gollum dirtbag bay i killed my best friend for it now baby precious precious come back and consume me precious come back to me now soon i could eat mould that saurons a bugger to me lo and behold hobbitses walking near me precious ill take they're not awake its a jewellery scam its a pity ive no ham about me ive got pretty fishes for precious come and steal me back now baby you're just a precious gollum baby you'll do __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

04-10-2002, 08:07 AM	#395
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Come to think of it, where's Eruviel? I think she must be crushed under the huge (virtual) pile of songs we've created. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-10-2002, 08:10 AM	#397
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I think EG and Tano went for a vacation or something. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 04-10-2002 at 08:42 AM.

04-10-2002, 08:18 AM	#398
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	oh ok i understand now. hurray people my brain is in gear. i was going to do alicia keyes i keep fallin down khazad dum with you but i have no album or single to work with. someone give me one to do cos i'm out of ideas. oooo i could do eric clapton layla as precious __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

04-10-2002, 12:06 PM	#400
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	hee hee! I Loved the Teenage dirtbag one!!! hee hee! I have now had writers block for about a month!!! aaarrgghhh! __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

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