Why are you weird? - Page 20

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-21-2002, 08:23 PM

It's evil. That's all you have to know

Wayfarer · 05-21-2002, 08:26 PM

Evil indeed. Such Things are beyond your comprehension, young one.

Surge is basically the same as mountain dew, but it's green and it tastes better (IMNSHO)

Tanoliel · 05-21-2002, 08:27 PM

what are you the God of, BoP? anything in particular?
I was dubbed the Goddess of Ice and Flashlight Batteries (long story, PM me if you want) by my fellow cast members of R&J...
sigh.
and dieties don't have to know everything...i certainly don't.

INDIA! TO FIND THE WINE!

-tano

BeardofPants · 05-21-2002, 08:31 PM

Goddess of Fountain P*ssing and Stinky Feet. Of course.

And DO PM me that story. I'd be muchly interested in my fellow deities stories.

Sicirus · 05-21-2002, 08:37 PM

Yah India to find some more wine.(hick)
he he he. Hey look its Cirdan driving the boat. Cool.
(drinks more wine then falls asleep)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-21-2002, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wayfarer
Evil indeed. Such Things are beyond your comprehension, young one.

Surge is basically the same as mountain dew, but it's green and it tastes better (IMNSHO)

And just how old are you, Wayfarer?

I never said it's bad, I just said it's evil. There's a difference.

We anchor the ship. . .row ashore. . .Elfmaster, where should we look?

*drinks some more wine*

Sicirus · 05-22-2002, 06:33 AM

See what wine and caffien does to desperat tolkien lovers. The wine my lord the wine. Hey are you trying to tell us it is all gone oh no what you just said we have to find it ourselves.*whew*

Garina · 05-22-2002, 06:37 AM

*completely smashed*
Let's ask the lembas where to go! tee hee hee hee

*pulls strange mad face*

BeardofPants · 05-22-2002, 06:38 AM

I is weird because I just sat through a Freddie Prince Jr. movie and lived to tell the tale.

Serenity now.

PS - All you young 'uns don't know the meaning of being completely smashed until you've slept in a pile of vomit and blanked 3 months of your life. My recommendations to you? Go bury yourself in a deep hole and lock away the key to your brain. It'd be infinately better than running around hyper on 'faux' drunkeness.

Andúril · 05-22-2002, 06:55 AM

BoP, I remember something from my New Years gig.....

It involved a big white spider, with black spots. Didn't I tell you about that? It was scary.

Well, it would have been if my brain was functioning at that point...

BeardofPants · 05-22-2002, 07:04 AM

Really? No... You didn't mention anything about spiders. Alien yes. No wait... that was your co-worker. She said something about aliens and trees. That's nothing, try waking up next to someone you really didn't want to wake up next. Oh yes. Loverly. Children. Don't do alcohol and drugs, or you'll end up a jaded old clown like Bobo.

Andúril · 05-22-2002, 07:14 AM

No no no, it wasn't aliens. They were my friends. The ones that I went out with that night. I was absolutely certain that they were spying on me. I thought I kept seeing some of them in the trees outside, so I stood in the kitchen (for over an hour), trying to figure out what was going on. I also thought I saw my friends in a parking lot (about 30 meters from mine house), and whenever I saw them, they were always scurrying away to hide.

Anyway, eventually I got the binoculars, and took a strategic position in the kitchen, so that they would "unhide" themselves, whether in the tree or the parking lot. No luck.

Then I went outside, to the trunk of the tree, and looked up. I must have stood there for about 10 minutes. After which I went to the wall and peeked over it into the parking lot. Nothing. I then used the binoculars - still nothing. In hindsight, that was silly.

Anyway, I retreated back to the kitchen, and pretended to read a magazine, while suddenly looking at the tree and parking lot, to surprise them. I didn't work.

If you think this was all insane, its absolutely nothing compared to what happened at the club...

...but that is another story, and shall be told another time.

Or maybe, no, probably, not.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-22-2002, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
It'd be infinately better than running around hyper on 'faux' drunkeness.

Oh, but this is so much more fun

E XK, where is the wine? We must find the wine. It is our quest.

***Earniel*** · 05-22-2002, 11:20 AM

Boy oh boy am I glad I decided to drink only *virtual* booze!

Garina · 05-22-2002, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf

Oh, but this is so much more fun

E XK, where is the wine? We must find the wine. It is our quest.

Yes, and it's very difficult to wake up with a hangover!!!

I'm confused. Why is there wine in India?
Are we in India? Oh well. I'll just go with the flow

Wulažg · 05-22-2002, 01:35 PM

The wine is in India because someone stole the wine and went to India. We already traveled in our ship to India, with a short(two week)stopover to watch Attack of the Clones about 50 times. We're in India finally though. As for where we are going in India, why not Hyderabad? It's a fun place...

***Earniel*** · 05-22-2002, 03:18 PM

Mmmm, let's visit Sundarban!

Sicirus · 05-22-2002, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Boy oh boy am I glad I decided to drink *virtual* booze.

Me two. The only time that I drink *real* wine is on speciel occasion which in other tearms means rarly.

TinuvielChild · 05-22-2002, 06:48 PM

My poor friend, who will remain nameless at her request, recently was (unknowingly) given spiked lemonade. She now has a massive hangover. This is why i intend not to get drunk on real alcohol anytime soon.

BeardofPants · 05-22-2002, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TinuvielChild
My poor friend, who will remain nameless at her request, recently was (unknowingly) given spiked lemonade.

How did she NOT taste the alcohol?!

05-21-2002, 08:23 PM	#381
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	It's evil. That's all you have to know __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-21-2002, 08:26 PM	#382
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Evil indeed. Such Things are beyond your comprehension, young one. Surge is basically the same as mountain dew, but it's green and it tastes better (IMNSHO) __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

05-21-2002, 08:27 PM	#383
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	what are you the God of, BoP? anything in particular? I was dubbed the Goddess of Ice and Flashlight Batteries (long story, PM me if you want) by my fellow cast members of R&J... sigh. and dieties don't have to know everything...i certainly don't. INDIA! TO FIND THE WINE! -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

05-21-2002, 08:31 PM	#384
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Goddess of Fountain P*ssing and Stinky Feet. Of course. And DO PM me that story. I'd be muchly interested in my fellow deities stories. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-21-2002, 08:37 PM	#385
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Yah India to find some more wine.(hick) he he he. Hey look its Cirdan driving the boat. Cool. (drinks more wine then falls asleep) __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

05-22-2002, 06:33 AM	#387
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	See what wine and caffien does to desperat tolkien lovers. The wine my lord the wine. Hey are you trying to tell us it is all gone oh no what you just said we have to find it ourselves.whew __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

05-22-2002, 06:37 AM	#388
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	completely smashed Let's ask the lembas where to go! tee hee hee hee pulls strange mad face __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-22-2002, 06:38 AM	#389
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I is weird because I just sat through a Freddie Prince Jr. movie and lived to tell the tale. Serenity now. PS - All you young 'uns don't know the meaning of being completely smashed until you've slept in a pile of vomit and blanked 3 months of your life. My recommendations to you? Go bury yourself in a deep hole and lock away the key to your brain. It'd be infinately better than running around hyper on 'faux' drunkeness. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 05-22-2002 at 06:40 AM.

05-22-2002, 06:55 AM	#390
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	BoP, I remember something from my New Years gig..... It involved a big white spider, with black spots. Didn't I tell you about that? It was scary. Well, it would have been if my brain was functioning at that point...

05-22-2002, 07:04 AM	#391
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Really? No... You didn't mention anything about spiders. Alien yes. No wait... that was your co-worker. She said something about aliens and trees. That's nothing, try waking up next to someone you really didn't want to wake up next. Oh yes. Loverly. Children. Don't do alcohol and drugs, or you'll end up a jaded old clown like Bobo. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-22-2002, 07:14 AM	#392
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	No no no, it wasn't aliens. They were my friends. The ones that I went out with that night. I was absolutely certain that they were spying on me. I thought I kept seeing some of them in the trees outside, so I stood in the kitchen (for over an hour), trying to figure out what was going on. I also thought I saw my friends in a parking lot (about 30 meters from mine house), and whenever I saw them, they were always scurrying away to hide. Anyway, eventually I got the binoculars, and took a strategic position in the kitchen, so that they would "unhide" themselves, whether in the tree or the parking lot. No luck. Then I went outside, to the trunk of the tree, and looked up. I must have stood there for about 10 minutes. After which I went to the wall and peeked over it into the parking lot. Nothing. I then used the binoculars - still nothing. In hindsight, that was silly. Anyway, I retreated back to the kitchen, and pretended to read a magazine, while suddenly looking at the tree and parking lot, to surprise them. I didn't work. If you think this was all insane, its absolutely nothing compared to what happened at the club... ...but that is another story, and shall be told another time. Or maybe, no, probably, not.

05-22-2002, 11:20 AM	#394
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Boy oh boy am I glad I decided to drink only virtual booze! __________________ We are not things.

05-22-2002, 01:35 PM	#396
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	The wine is in India because someone stole the wine and went to India. We already traveled in our ship to India, with a short(two week)stopover to watch Attack of the Clones about 50 times. We're in India finally though. As for where we are going in India, why not Hyderabad? It's a fun place... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-22-2002, 03:18 PM	#397
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Mmmm, let's visit Sundarban! __________________ We are not things.

05-22-2002, 06:48 PM	#399
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	My poor friend, who will remain nameless at her request, recently was (unknowingly) given spiked lemonade. She now has a massive hangover. This is why i intend not to get drunk on real alcohol anytime soon. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

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