They'd never say that! - Page 20

Sicirus · 02-26-2003, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
Gollum just might say that... *burp*

Aragorn to Boromir when he confesses trying to take the Ring: Oh, you bad, bad man! *slap slap*

LOL Aragporn slapping Boromir. Quite funny.

Yeh Gollum is unpridictible(sp)

**Nurvingiel** · 02-26-2003, 11:13 PM

Sam: Gollum, I misjudged you. Let's be pals.

Gollum: Of course my good and dear friend Mr. Gamgee. Y'know, I was just doing that whole raw fish thing to piss you off. How about I treat you to some nice, hot fish and chips?

(Who can find the obscure Babylon 5 reference? Where's Estel13 when you need him?)

Edit: mistype

Elvengirl · 02-27-2003, 09:38 AM

Eowyn: So what if Aragorn is handsome, brave, and kind.....Grima's my man!

Faramir: (in the book)
The Ring of Power?! Don't let the hobbits go, we will take them to Osgiliath and use the power of the ring against Sauron! We will have the power!

**Nurvingiel** · 02-27-2003, 08:34 PM

I saw this posted on another website or fanfic somewhere, but it's well worth a re-post.

Sam: Mr. Frodo, don't you ever wish we wore shoes?

Indril Anarion · 03-08-2003, 10:47 PM

Gollum: Sam, have we's ever mentioned how thin you are?
Sam: I have been working out. all this walking is bound to pay off someway
Gollum: well, don't turn sideways or you'll disappear!

ArwenEvenstar · 03-09-2003, 01:46 PM

Gimli: I've decided to be a vegan

Sauron: MOS come here and give me a sponge bath

durin's bane · 03-09-2003, 01:52 PM

Sauron: You know, sometimes I wonder, is this Ring really worth fighting over?

Gollum: Sam, Sam! What're you doing, leaving my fish raw? Quick, put it on the barbeque and slap some sauce on there! There's no time to waste!
Treebeard: I second that!

Sicirus · 03-09-2003, 02:44 PM

Aragorn: kill all elves.
Gimli: Illuvatar save the witch King.(God save the queen)
Galadriel:In the place of a king you shall have a Queen. All shall love me and see a shrink when finding out of my college degree from the elvish University.

samwiselvr2008 · 08-25-2003, 10:49 AM

Gollum: Here you go Master! (hands Frodo the Ring) I never really did like this thing, it's yours! I stole it, but then I decided that you would be a better hobbit then me and use the preciose better then I would!
__________________
Shelob: Hey Frodo and Samwise! Smeagle told me that you wanted to get into Mordor, well, if you just take 2 rights and a left, then you'll make it out!!! I would eat you, but *burp* orcs tast better!

durin's bane · 08-25-2003, 11:33 AM

Orc *singing*: I feel pretty...oh so pretty...

Gollum: Stuuupid fat Hobbit...stealing Master from poor Smeagol...Smeagol is bigger fangirl than stupid fat Hobbit...

Varda Oiolosseo · 08-25-2003, 01:30 PM

lol!

I found a site which is similar but it's like the diaries of the Fellowship. It may have already been poasted somewhere on the Moot.

http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/

durin's bane · 08-25-2003, 08:54 PM

Sam: Here it is, Mr. Frodo. Mordor.
Frodo: Actually, I've changed my mind, Sam. I want to go to Minas Tirith instead.
Sam: 0_0;

Sauron: Hey, a pretty butterfly! I want to touch it!

Bombadillo · 08-26-2003, 04:19 PM

Gollum: Oh! Look! Iron Chef is on!
Sam: Yeah, too bad cooking's a stupid idea.

Tom Bombadil: I'm bored with this neighborhood, Goldberry! We should move to some place different... the Desolation of Smaug.
Goldberry: Well I think you should shave.

Fangorn: Hurry!

gollum9630 · 08-26-2003, 04:39 PM

Treebeard: Stupid tree's, outta my way

Rosie Gamgee · 08-26-2003, 06:57 PM

Gollum: We hates the Precious!! Kill the nassty Sauron and desssstrrooy the nasty little Precious! And we HATES fish!!

Sam: Gardening's a drag! I want to get out of this stinking Shire! Dirt, plants, pollen, ugh! Give me a pent-house, Saruman.

Frodo: Gandalf, you are such an idiot! You go into a mine and fall down a hole with a shadow (well, flame too)?! Stick to making fire-works next life around.

Sauron: Zippity doo-dah, zippity-aye!
My oh my, what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine, goin' my way-
Zippity doo-dah, zippity aye!!

Arwen: Can you believe the nerve of some guys? Going off on a trip without me. I'm breaking up with him the second he gets back from the Quest!

durin's bane · 08-27-2003, 03:16 PM

Eowyn: Does this dress make me look fat?

Bombadillo · 08-27-2003, 04:02 PM

Gandalf (with Old Toby): ... all in all your just a brick in the wall, all in all your all just bricks in the wall...

Sicirus · 08-27-2003, 08:14 PM

Frodo: lets pat that pretty little warg over there!
Marry: I hate mushrooms.
Pippin: chants: If I only had a brain:

Gandalf: I am the lord of the ring. Give me your ring elrond now!
Elrond: No its my precious *hisses then runs away into the shadows wearing a loin cloth.*

treebeard: I have taken up a hobby, I have started my own carving collection of wooden hobbits and elves.

Arwen: so... Aragorn it seems like you have caught me in your duds. well I can explain.

durin's bane · 08-28-2003, 04:27 PM

Pippin: Second breakfast? What's that?

Merry: I'm full.

Frodo: It's all sunshine and butterflies today!

kiwi52291 · 09-02-2003, 10:12 PM

I don't no if anyone used anything like this, but here it is:

The Fellowship on Caradhras:Gandalf: It's just a couple o' flakes!

Aragorn

with accent)But what about 2nd breakfast?

Bilbo's Party:I don't like any of you!

The Breaking of the Fellowship:Frodo: Sam! Are you coming?

Sam: No way! You're on your own, dude!

Gollum: Leeeeeetttttttt the sun shine!

03-08-2003, 10:47 PM	#385
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Gollum: Sam, have we's ever mentioned how thin you are? Sam: I have been working out. all this walking is bound to pay off someway Gollum: well, don't turn sideways or you'll disappear! __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

03-09-2003, 01:46 PM	#386
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	Gimli: I've decided to be a vegan Sauron: MOS come here and give me a sponge bath __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

03-09-2003, 01:52 PM	#387
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Sauron: You know, sometimes I wonder, is this Ring really worth fighting over? Gollum: Sam, Sam! What're you doing, leaving my fish raw? Quick, put it on the barbeque and slap some sauce on there! There's no time to waste! Treebeard: I second that! __________________ Yada, yada, yada

03-09-2003, 02:44 PM	#388
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Aragorn: kill all elves. Gimli: Illuvatar save the witch King.(God save the queen) Galadriel:In the place of a king you shall have a Queen. All shall love me and see a shrink when finding out of my college degree from the elvish University. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-25-2003, 10:49 AM	#389
samwiselvr2008 Elf Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 739	Gollum: Here you go Master! (hands Frodo the Ring) I never really did like this thing, it's yours! I stole it, but then I decided that you would be a better hobbit then me and use the preciose better then I would! __________________ Shelob: Hey Frodo and Samwise! Smeagle told me that you wanted to get into Mordor, well, if you just take 2 rights and a left, then you'll make it out!!! I would eat you, but burp orcs tast better! __________________ Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES!

02-27-2003, 09:38 AM	#383
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	Eowyn: So what if Aragorn is handsome, brave, and kind.....Grima's my man! Faramir: (in the book) The Ring of Power?! Don't let the hobbits go, we will take them to Osgiliath and use the power of the ring against Sauron! We will have the power!

08-25-2003, 11:33 AM	#390
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Orc singing: I feel pretty...oh so pretty... Gollum: Stuuupid fat Hobbit...stealing Master from poor Smeagol...Smeagol is bigger fangirl than stupid fat Hobbit... __________________ Yada, yada, yada

08-25-2003, 01:30 PM	#391
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	lol! I found a site which is similar but it's like the diaries of the Fellowship. It may have already been poasted somewhere on the Moot. http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/

08-25-2003, 08:54 PM	#392
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Sam: Here it is, Mr. Frodo. Mordor. Frodo: Actually, I've changed my mind, Sam. I want to go to Minas Tirith instead. Sam: 0_0; Sauron: Hey, a pretty butterfly! I want to touch it! __________________ Yada, yada, yada

08-26-2003, 04:19 PM	#393
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Gollum: Oh! Look! Iron Chef is on! Sam: Yeah, too bad cooking's a stupid idea. Tom Bombadil: I'm bored with this neighborhood, Goldberry! We should move to some place different... the Desolation of Smaug. Goldberry: Well I think you should shave. Fangorn: Hurry! __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

08-26-2003, 04:39 PM	#394
gollum9630 Canadian Guy. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The true North Strong and Free Posts: 1,513	Treebeard: Stupid tree's, outta my way __________________ "Canadians are so apathetic, but, what are you gonna do about it" -Glen Foster Wierd Harry Potter quotes the old nintendo duck hunt game Lemmings Swron Random Homer Simpson Quotes

08-26-2003, 06:57 PM	#395
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Gollum: We hates the Precious!! Kill the nassty Sauron and desssstrrooy the nasty little Precious! And we HATES fish!! Sam: Gardening's a drag! I want to get out of this stinking Shire! Dirt, plants, pollen, ugh! Give me a pent-house, Saruman. Frodo: Gandalf, you are such an idiot! You go into a mine and fall down a hole with a shadow (well, flame too)?! Stick to making fire-works next life around. Sauron: Zippity doo-dah, zippity-aye! My oh my, what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine, goin' my way- Zippity doo-dah, zippity aye!! Arwen: Can you believe the nerve of some guys? Going off on a trip without me. I'm breaking up with him the second he gets back from the Quest! __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

08-27-2003, 03:16 PM	#396
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Eowyn: Does this dress make me look fat? __________________ Yada, yada, yada

08-27-2003, 04:02 PM	#397
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Gandalf (with Old Toby): ... all in all your just a brick in the wall, all in all your all just bricks in the wall... __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

08-27-2003, 08:14 PM	#398
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Frodo: lets pat that pretty little warg over there! Marry: I hate mushrooms. Pippin: chants: If I only had a brain: Gandalf: I am the lord of the ring. Give me your ring elrond now! Elrond: No its my precious hisses then runs away into the shadows wearing a loin cloth. treebeard: I have taken up a hobby, I have started my own carving collection of wooden hobbits and elves. Arwen: so... Aragorn it seems like you have caught me in your duds. well I can explain. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-28-2003, 04:27 PM	#399
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Pippin: Second breakfast? What's that? Merry: I'm full. Frodo: It's all sunshine and butterflies today! __________________ Yada, yada, yada

09-02-2003, 10:12 PM	#400
kiwi52291 Hobbit Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 43	I don't no if anyone used anything like this, but here it is: The Fellowship on Caradhras:Gandalf: It's just a couple o' flakes! Aragornwith accent)But what about 2nd breakfast? Bilbo's Party:I don't like any of you! The Breaking of the Fellowship:Frodo: Sam! Are you coming? Sam: No way! You're on your own, dude! Gollum: Leeeeeetttttttt the sun shine!