02-26-2003, 07:18 PM | #381 | |
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Yeh Gollum is unpridictible(sp)
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02-26-2003, 11:13 PM | #382 | ||
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Sam: Gollum, I misjudged you. Let's be pals.
Gollum: Of course my good and dear friend Mr. Gamgee. Y'know, I was just doing that whole raw fish thing to piss you off. How about I treat you to some nice, hot fish and chips? (Who can find the obscure Babylon 5 reference? Where's Estel13 when you need him?) Edit: mistype
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02-27-2003, 09:38 AM | #383 |
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Eowyn: So what if Aragorn is handsome, brave, and kind.....Grima's my man!
Faramir: (in the book) The Ring of Power?! Don't let the hobbits go, we will take them to Osgiliath and use the power of the ring against Sauron! We will have the power! |
02-27-2003, 08:34 PM | #384 | ||
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I saw this posted on another website or fanfic somewhere, but it's well worth a re-post.
Sam: Mr. Frodo, don't you ever wish we wore shoes?
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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03-08-2003, 10:47 PM | #385 |
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Gollum: Sam, have we's ever mentioned how thin you are?
Sam: I have been working out. all this walking is bound to pay off someway Gollum: well, don't turn sideways or you'll disappear!
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03-09-2003, 01:46 PM | #386 |
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Gimli: I've decided to be a vegan
Sauron: MOS come here and give me a sponge bath
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03-09-2003, 01:52 PM | #387 |
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Sauron: You know, sometimes I wonder, is this Ring really worth fighting over?
Gollum: Sam, Sam! What're you doing, leaving my fish raw? Quick, put it on the barbeque and slap some sauce on there! There's no time to waste! Treebeard: I second that!
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03-09-2003, 02:44 PM | #388 |
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Aragorn: kill all elves.
Gimli: Illuvatar save the witch King.(God save the queen) Galadriel:In the place of a king you shall have a Queen. All shall love me and see a shrink when finding out of my college degree from the elvish University.
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08-25-2003, 10:49 AM | #389 |
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Gollum: Here you go Master! (hands Frodo the Ring) I never really did like this thing, it's yours! I stole it, but then I decided that you would be a better hobbit then me and use the preciose better then I would!
__________________ Shelob: Hey Frodo and Samwise! Smeagle told me that you wanted to get into Mordor, well, if you just take 2 rights and a left, then you'll make it out!!! I would eat you, but *burp* orcs tast better!
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08-25-2003, 11:33 AM | #390 |
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Orc *singing*: I feel pretty...oh so pretty...
Gollum: Stuuupid fat Hobbit...stealing Master from poor Smeagol...Smeagol is bigger fangirl than stupid fat Hobbit...
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08-25-2003, 01:30 PM | #391 |
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lol!
I found a site which is similar but it's like the diaries of the Fellowship. It may have already been poasted somewhere on the Moot. http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/ |
08-25-2003, 08:54 PM | #392 |
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Sam: Here it is, Mr. Frodo. Mordor.
Frodo: Actually, I've changed my mind, Sam. I want to go to Minas Tirith instead. Sam: 0_0; Sauron: Hey, a pretty butterfly! I want to touch it!
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08-26-2003, 04:19 PM | #393 |
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Gollum: Oh! Look! Iron Chef is on!
Sam: Yeah, too bad cooking's a stupid idea. Tom Bombadil: I'm bored with this neighborhood, Goldberry! We should move to some place different... the Desolation of Smaug. Goldberry: Well I think you should shave. Fangorn: Hurry!
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08-26-2003, 04:39 PM | #394 |
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Treebeard: Stupid tree's, outta my way
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08-26-2003, 06:57 PM | #395 |
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Gollum: We hates the Precious!! Kill the nassty Sauron and desssstrrooy the nasty little Precious! And we HATES fish!!
Sam: Gardening's a drag! I want to get out of this stinking Shire! Dirt, plants, pollen, ugh! Give me a pent-house, Saruman. Frodo: Gandalf, you are such an idiot! You go into a mine and fall down a hole with a shadow (well, flame too)?! Stick to making fire-works next life around. Sauron: Zippity doo-dah, zippity-aye! My oh my, what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine, goin' my way- Zippity doo-dah, zippity aye!! Arwen: Can you believe the nerve of some guys? Going off on a trip without me. I'm breaking up with him the second he gets back from the Quest!
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08-27-2003, 03:16 PM | #396 |
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Eowyn: Does this dress make me look fat?
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08-27-2003, 04:02 PM | #397 |
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Gandalf (with Old Toby): ... all in all your just a brick in the wall, all in all your all just bricks in the wall...
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08-27-2003, 08:14 PM | #398 |
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Frodo: lets pat that pretty little warg over there!
Marry: I hate mushrooms. Pippin: chants: If I only had a brain: Gandalf: I am the lord of the ring. Give me your ring elrond now! Elrond: No its my precious *hisses then runs away into the shadows wearing a loin cloth.* treebeard: I have taken up a hobby, I have started my own carving collection of wooden hobbits and elves. Arwen: so... Aragorn it seems like you have caught me in your duds. well I can explain.
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08-28-2003, 04:27 PM | #399 |
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Pippin: Second breakfast? What's that?
Merry: I'm full. Frodo: It's all sunshine and butterflies today!
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09-02-2003, 10:12 PM | #400 |
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I don't no if anyone used anything like this, but here it is:
The Fellowship on Caradhras:Gandalf: It's just a couple o' flakes! Aragornwith accent)But what about 2nd breakfast? Bilbo's Party:I don't like any of you! The Breaking of the Fellowship:Frodo: Sam! Are you coming? Sam: No way! You're on your own, dude! Gollum: Leeeeeetttttttt the sun shine! |