04-17-2002, 12:24 AM | #381 |
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I was kidding . What can I steal, then? Oh, I know...at my school I am the official glasses stealer. Well, so is Willow, but she's the kleptohatomaniac, so I get to be the kleptoglassemaniac.
Here's your pants back. -tano
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04-17-2002, 12:30 AM | #382 |
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*Evil look*
Since this is what men want... Should I put my pants back on?
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04-17-2002, 12:35 AM | #383 |
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Bah. You really want to know what men want?
You really want to know? So do we. 'cause once you get what it was you thought you wanted, the first thing that happens is you discover it wasn't what you really wanted. Then she divorces you, and you give her the house, and the dogs, and some money, so she won't nag you anymore, and you start the process all over again.
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04-17-2002, 12:56 AM | #384 | |
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04-17-2002, 01:03 AM | #385 | |
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An if you eber catch on to it- they swaps it around at random to keeps you guessin. My advice... become a monk. No room left in da ork cave.
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04-17-2002, 01:07 AM | #386 |
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Ya know what, Blackheart? Even though that was really confusing, it was still totally logical. It's not just you. I'm sorta like that too...only not going through divorce, great Eru, I hope not... But the whole thing with wanting something and then finding out that that wasn't what you wanted after all.
So if anyone finds out what they want...let me know. Until then I'll be holed up in my room reading Tolkien. 'Cause I KNOW I want that. -tano
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04-17-2002, 01:10 AM | #387 | |
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04-17-2002, 04:17 AM | #388 | |
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04-17-2002, 05:14 AM | #389 |
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... Something like that...
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04-17-2002, 05:19 AM | #390 |
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Is it the general law or something Maori related? (just curious..)
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04-17-2002, 05:23 AM | #391 |
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No, it's just a personal thing. Plus, men over here can be a teensy tiny bit backward, in terms of social relationships. Well, it *is* age related, to be fair. I don't think my generation is as old-fashioned... But NZ is primarily a farming nation, and farmer attitudes are quite prevalent. There are even some pubs, that won't allow women in.
Also, maori tradition has been a little westernised. It used to hold women in relatively high regard (they could be Kaumatua), but now, well...
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04-17-2002, 10:22 AM | #392 |
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Eh? Can I immigrate?
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04-17-2002, 10:29 AM | #393 |
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Can I kick your bottom, untill it is red, and numb?
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04-17-2002, 10:54 AM | #394 |
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Oooh- I knew you were an old fashioned gal!
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04-17-2002, 10:56 AM | #395 |
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Is that what men want? To be drop kicked? Anyway, how can I kick someone who uses a smiley?
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04-17-2002, 01:03 PM | #396 |
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<Is that what men want? To be drop kicked?>
'ow should I know, I be an ork. But since ebryting I usually get turns out to be something I dinna want, me figure ifn I get sometin I didna want, I might like it. <Anyway, how can I kick someone who uses a smiley?> 'opefully wif tall black shiney boots...
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04-17-2002, 01:51 PM | #397 |
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you know, your not all as shallow as i thought you were. Youve all mentioned limbs and hair so far. Nothing more. Good for you!
I agree with BoP in a way. I'm really not into marriage at all but i'd like to think that one day i'll meet a nice sensitive but fun guy and he''l be just right....*strawberry wakes up from day dream* Yeah right! As if that'll ever happen!
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04-17-2002, 05:04 PM | #398 | |
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04-17-2002, 05:36 PM | #399 |
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oooo.
Shiney shiney. Shiney boots of leather....
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04-17-2002, 05:38 PM | #400 |
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So, men want shiny, shiny boots of leather? (well, that's me out then, these are faux.)
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