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The Golden Leaves, a death metal that sings solely about death and fading.
Why do Hobbits have fuzzy feet. Mith: Beverly Hills.
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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05-27-2003, 09:53 PM
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What is the white hand? Sincerely, Anthony 
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Sincerely, Anthony  'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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05-27-2003, 09:56 PM
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Cyber Elf Lord
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Why do Hobbits live in holes in the ground? Sincerely, Anthony
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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05-27-2003, 10:02 PM
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the dumb stoner canuck
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because all they have to do is dig rather then building up
why do dwarves live in caves
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-"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow. |
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05-27-2003, 10:04 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Because they're too dumb to build houses.
 'Sides, their beards would get caught in the doors.  Why do Elves go tralalalally?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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05-27-2003, 10:04 PM
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Cyber Elf Lord
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 Why do dragons love treasure?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) Last edited by mithrand1r : 05-27-2003 at 10:05 PM. |
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05-27-2003, 10:14 PM
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the greg the admin
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moving...don't know why it took so long...
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05-28-2003, 12:26 PM
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Cyber Elf Lord
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They watch too many hours of the Smurfs on the TV. Why does it take so long for ents to say anything?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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05-28-2003, 02:57 PM
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It's a Spoonerism -- the actual term is "Burin's Dane," refering to The Watcher in the Water(aka Burin)'s great big dog, a Great Dane named Balrog, who attacked Gandalf in the depths of Dazad - Khum. There were a few questions here that haven't bee answered yet, I'll just say that the next person should reply to one of those. |
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05-28-2003, 05:08 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Why only five (6 counting me) Istari? Why not an army?
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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05-28-2003, 05:20 PM
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Because the Istari are actually mutants from X-men and X2. See, one of them has laser vision like Cyclops, another one of them can transform like Mystique, another one can conjur up storms like Storm, one of them can read your mind like Professor X, a different one can suck the life out of you like Rouge, and of course Dreran the Green has magic knuckles like Wolvarine! Why bother with an entire army when you have Istari with super mutant powers!!!!
Who is Aragorn in love with? (*cough Daewen cough HINT HINT HINT *)
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05-28-2003, 05:27 PM
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Lady of Legends
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*cough* DAEWEN SILVERSTAR!
 WOOHOO!!!! I have magic knuckles!!! Go me!!
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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05-28-2003, 05:31 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Oops, my question:
Who was Shadowfax? Hehehe...magic knuckles....
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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05-28-2003, 06:18 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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A communication company, which allowed the powers of the Shadow to fax each other.
I'll just restate a previous question: Why do dragons love trasure?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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05-28-2003, 06:34 PM
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It makes their chests look more impressive.
Who were Gil-Galad's parents and what sort of a relationship did they have?
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05-28-2003, 06:47 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Durin and Miriel. They were just friends...
What are the kindreds of the Elves?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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05-28-2003, 09:20 PM
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Sapling
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The guys from Monty Python. Can't you see the resembelence between John Cleese and Haldir?
What charity is Saruman the president of?
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05-29-2003, 09:41 AM
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Alasailon
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Hands Across the World
How did Shadowfax get his name?
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"and then this hobbit was walking, and then this elf jumped out of a bush and totally flipped out on him while wailing on his guitar." "Anglorfin was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of anger; his eyes were bright and keen, and his voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was great skill." |
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05-29-2003, 05:00 PM
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Lady of Legends
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The horse or the communication company?
The latter is obvious, just read Gwaimir's post The horse got his name from being Employee of the Month at the before mentioned communication co. What is a hobbits favorite food?
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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05-29-2003, 06:18 PM
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Sapling
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The Emeril meal of the week. You've gotta kick it up a notch for hobbits to like it. (Sorry, my brother and sisters are watching Emeril right now...)
What is an Entmoot?
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