11-13-2002, 02:15 PM | #21 |
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Neanderthals Are On the Verge of Extinction As Middle Pleistocene Comes To An End!
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11-13-2002, 02:21 PM | #22 |
Bard of Mangled Songs
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Local Sapiens Farmboy Discovers Fire
Sees new career as hunter and afterdark finger painter
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11-13-2002, 04:39 PM | #23 |
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GREEKS GIVE UP -- TROY IS VICTORIOUS!
No Official Surrender Yet, But They Did Leave A Nice Present |
11-13-2002, 05:04 PM | #24 | |
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11-14-2002, 01:53 AM | #25 |
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LOCAL WOMAN EATS FORBIDDEN FRUIT- BLAMES "EVIL SERPENT"
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11-14-2002, 02:52 AM | #26 |
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SHOCKING FINDINGS: ROMULUS LEGEND DEBUNKED
Archaeologists: "Rome not built in a day"
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11-14-2002, 02:54 AM | #27 |
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SUMERIANS INVENT WRITING
Now we can actually print this newspaper
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11-14-2002, 03:12 AM | #28 |
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LEXINGTON POLICE ARREST DRUNK RIDER
Arrested was Boston native Paul Revere after swerving in and out of horse traffic while obviously intoxicated. His only statement was," Oneifbyland...umm..ohh yehh..heh..tooifbysea..hic!"
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11-14-2002, 11:44 AM | #29 |
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Beautiful Young Woman Sees To It That A Fleet of A Thousand Ships Set Sail...
...centerfold (pages 25-26) |
11-14-2002, 12:44 PM | #30 |
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Raptor Astronomer Claims Comet Will "End World"
Triceratops spokesman condemns "yet more carnivore scare-mongering." Tyrannasaurus Rex Astronomer Royal unable to verify - arms too short to raise telescope to eye.
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11-14-2002, 01:41 PM | #31 |
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The Atlantis Times
Date: Who cares? We're rich. And technologically advanced. Issue: Does it matter? We'll always be around. Angry Townsfolk Finally Stone 'Public Menace' A middle-aged man, often seen carrying a sign declaring "The World Could End Tomorrow" was stoned yesterday. Details after we take care of the mounting leak problem in our office.
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Ceasar crosses the Rubicon! when asked for a comment he told our reporter: alea iacta est.
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11-15-2002, 12:39 AM | #33 |
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Chinese Engineers Sacked!
Sources say Imperial Specifications were for a Great Pyramid and not a Wall. Neighboring Huns were said to be falling off their horses in laughter.
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11-15-2002, 02:43 AM | #34 |
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EXPLORERS CROSS ICE BRIDGE TO NORTH AMERICA
Many Ask 'Where In The Hades Is America?' |
11-15-2002, 09:36 AM | #35 |
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BIOLOGICAL SUBMARINE INVENTED!!
Jonah, the very first passenger, said to be "digusted" as the vessels no-smoking policy was enforced on maiden voyage. |
11-15-2002, 09:56 AM | #36 |
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Island Cut Off From Mainland By Massive Melting of Huge Icecover...
...Islanders Struck Dumb By Apparent Natural disaster. |
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