Toss me, Aragorn - Page 2

Sween · 10-09-2002, 06:18 AM

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Originally posted by viggosbeard
Sween - I wouldnt want to be in Cockermouth when Aragorn tosses Gimli ! - sorry but I had to say it !!

theres gonna be one hell of a mess and im damned if im cleaning it up. Tissues are expensive

viggosbeard · 10-09-2002, 07:31 AM

I can see this is going to get out of hand.....

markedel · 10-09-2002, 10:31 AM

"Just don't tell legolas" bloody slash tales gonna be all over that one...LOL this is so hilarious. Even better then terrible star wars ones!

katya · 10-09-2002, 08:00 PM

Oh God... I wonder if he knew... that's hilarious.

cassiopeia · 10-09-2002, 11:25 PM

Geez, I was hoping for some discussion on some other parts of the link. You people have dirty minds.

Lanelf · 10-09-2002, 11:37 PM

*WE* have dirty minds, Cassiopeia? *coughTossingAragorncough* Anyway... Anyone think the other stuff on that page was interesting?
*silence*
Ok.
Lanelf.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 10-10-2002, 02:52 AM

Oh, but we'd much rather have dirty minds and talk about that...

I'm really glad they kept the stuff with Eomer and Gimli--and i hope they include the Galadriel bit, too!

viggosbeard · 10-10-2002, 03:41 AM

on a more serious note - if you can raise yourselves from the gutter for just a moment - I was showing the fledgling ringers at work the new trailer and one bright spark made the comment that " not many bloody riders there is there " -. In hindsight they do look a bit short on manpower dont they ? ok back into the gutter !!! didnt dwarf tossing become a big thing, as in a dwarf would wear a velcro suit and be thrown onto a velcro wall ? i think it was big in pubs or something ?

Millane · 10-10-2002, 05:28 AM

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didnt dwarf tossing become a big thing, as in a dwarf would wear a velcro suit and be thrown onto a velcro wall ? i think it was big in pubs or something ?

yeah i think that was the point of the joke in the first one... i know dwarf tossing was big in australia especially with the wierdos up Queensland way

just joking to all the Queensland mob.
hehehehe

markedel · 10-10-2002, 11:08 AM

Crazy Brits-in polite Canada toss just means toss.

Sailor Saiya-Elf · 10-13-2002, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by markedel
LOL-its the attack of the slash fanfics! Make it stop! Make it all stop!

*cringes*

I thought they were bad enough as it was with one movie with nothing like that in it! Think of what the slash situation will be like next year.

Garina · 10-14-2002, 11:25 AM

LOLOL! Ok, what is Jackson's fixation with tossing dwarves?
The first time I saw FOTR, there were 5 of us - hyperactive teenagers between 14 and 16 - in a cinema of completely die hard fans with no sense of humour! So when the line "Nobody tosses a dwarf" came up we all collapsed in hysterics and got angry whispers from the rest of the audience.

We tried to be quiet about it.

Seriously though, they didn't even laugh at the Merry and Pippin bits, and they're meant to be funny!

Obviously toss means only one thing down under.

Elfmaster XK · 10-14-2002, 03:37 PM

Now this is funny. Heh, heh...although it may become an attack of the really bad slash as EG said, it is soooo funny. *hysterical laughter*

sun-star · 10-14-2002, 03:58 PM

That is so funny! Rather detracts from the little dignity Gimli already has, though

Garina · 10-14-2002, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by sun-star
That is so funny! Rather detracts from the little dignity Gimli already has, though

Gimli had dignity? I think he lost that when he smashed his axe on the Ring.

BeardofPants · 10-14-2002, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Garina
Obviously toss means only one thing down under.

I can tell you without a doubt, that toss means more than one thing down here.

Lanelf · 10-14-2002, 06:11 PM

You're worried about attacks of slash from these two lines? What about ROTK???

OK, considering that not everyone here may have read the books, I won't spoil

so I'll just say that if PJ doesn't do a certain bit right, the amount of slash will multiply by 100000000!

Though, of course, I have no doubts about certain people - not looking at anyone here - and their ideas about this one. Brace for impact! *ducks*
Lanelf.

cassiopeia · 10-14-2002, 09:40 PM

Really, when I posted that link I wasn't thinking about that kind of tossing, I was thinking it was a funny reference to the FOTR.

Anyway, I'm sure PJ will know how it could be interpreted. When I watch the TT, I am sure I will get a fit of giggles at that line.

Since no one will discuss the other items in the link, I will. The part about Arwen watching Aragorn die will be very sad, you'll probably guess I will be crying at that moment.

Aragorn's body fades to stone, which I don't think happened in the book. Aragorn is human, so why would that happen?

markedel · 10-14-2002, 10:51 PM

Nah-that point of slashiness has been done...

Sailor Saiya-Elf · 10-16-2002, 03:02 AM

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Aragorn's body fades to stone, which I don't think happened in the book. Aragorn is human, so why would that happen? [/B]

What is it with directors and the 'what happens to this person's body when he/she dies' thing? And why do they always seem to screw it up?

10-09-2002, 07:31 AM	#22
viggosbeard Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey Posts: 247	I can see this is going to get out of hand..... __________________ You cant resist her Shes in your bones Shes in your marrow And your ride home You cant avoid her Shes in the air In between molecules Of Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide Only in dreams

10-09-2002, 10:31 AM	#23
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	"Just don't tell legolas" bloody slash tales gonna be all over that one...LOL this is so hilarious. Even better then terrible star wars ones! __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

10-09-2002, 11:25 PM	#25
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Geez, I was hoping for some discussion on some other parts of the link. You people have dirty minds. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

10-09-2002, 11:37 PM	#26
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	WE have dirty minds, Cassiopeia? coughTossingAragorncough Anyway... Anyone think the other stuff on that page was interesting? silence Ok. Lanelf. __________________ Hey, I'm back! resounding silence You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster

10-10-2002, 02:52 AM	#27
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Oh, but we'd much rather have dirty minds and talk about that... I'm really glad they kept the stuff with Eomer and Gimli--and i hope they include the Galadriel bit, too! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

10-09-2002, 08:00 PM	#24
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	Oh God... I wonder if he knew... that's hilarious.

10-10-2002, 03:41 AM	#28
viggosbeard Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey Posts: 247	on a more serious note - if you can raise yourselves from the gutter for just a moment - I was showing the fledgling ringers at work the new trailer and one bright spark made the comment that " not many bloody riders there is there " -. In hindsight they do look a bit short on manpower dont they ? ok back into the gutter !!! didnt dwarf tossing become a big thing, as in a dwarf would wear a velcro suit and be thrown onto a velcro wall ? i think it was big in pubs or something ? __________________ You cant resist her Shes in your bones Shes in your marrow And your ride home You cant avoid her Shes in the air In between molecules Of Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide Only in dreams

10-10-2002, 11:08 AM	#30
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	Crazy Brits-in polite Canada toss just means toss. __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

10-14-2002, 11:25 AM	#32
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	LOLOL! Ok, what is Jackson's fixation with tossing dwarves? The first time I saw FOTR, there were 5 of us - hyperactive teenagers between 14 and 16 - in a cinema of completely die hard fans with no sense of humour! So when the line "Nobody tosses a dwarf" came up we all collapsed in hysterics and got angry whispers from the rest of the audience. We tried to be quiet about it. Seriously though, they didn't even laugh at the Merry and Pippin bits, and they're meant to be funny! Obviously toss means only one thing down under. __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

10-14-2002, 03:37 PM	#33
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Now this is funny. Heh, heh...although it may become an attack of the really bad slash as EG said, it is soooo funny. hysterical laughter __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

10-14-2002, 03:58 PM	#34
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	That is so funny! Rather detracts from the little dignity Gimli already has, though __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

10-14-2002, 06:11 PM	#37
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	You're worried about attacks of slash from these two lines? What about ROTK??? OK, considering that not everyone here may have read the books, I won't spoil so I'll just say that if PJ doesn't do a certain bit right, the amount of slash will multiply by 100000000! Though, of course, I have no doubts about certain people - not looking at anyone here - and their ideas about this one. Brace for impact! ducks Lanelf. __________________ Hey, I'm back! resounding silence You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster

10-14-2002, 09:40 PM	#38
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Really, when I posted that link I wasn't thinking about that kind of tossing, I was thinking it was a funny reference to the FOTR. Anyway, I'm sure PJ will know how it could be interpreted. When I watch the TT, I am sure I will get a fit of giggles at that line. Since no one will discuss the other items in the link, I will. The part about Arwen watching Aragorn die will be very sad, you'll probably guess I will be crying at that moment. Aragorn's body fades to stone, which I don't think happened in the book. Aragorn is human, so why would that happen? __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

10-14-2002, 10:51 PM	#39
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	Nah-that point of slashiness has been done... __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

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