09-26-2002, 05:12 PM | #21 |
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A couple years back I saw a dog masturbate. .
No jokes. [edit]Hmmm, actually I see dogs masturbating all the time. Duh! Last edited by Andúril : 09-27-2002 at 05:06 AM. |
09-26-2002, 05:46 PM | #22 |
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it depends how u define masterbate my cousins dog would often get his wenner stuck somewhere and have a good old tug
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09-26-2002, 06:29 PM | #23 | |
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did the poor dog have an out of proportion wenner of summit........sween yer got me brain full of very strange images at the mo |
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09-27-2002, 12:21 PM | #25 |
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Webster (and yes, I checked) Defines masterate as:
"*doing it* by hand." Dog can't. They haven't got hands. Monkeys and other apes that do have hands can. Wait...how'd we get on this topic? (Ok, it's mostly my fault...) And what's a frikkin' Bonobos???
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09-27-2002, 12:29 PM | #26 |
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Bonobo is just another ape-like creature.
Here is something about them. I found you a nice random info. place
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09-27-2002, 12:48 PM | #27 |
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Oh yeah!
Thank you! Poor Bonobos, thier habitat is shirking. They've got no pace to just let it all...hang out. Ok, back to huamns...I read in this book about Wolves how in a time long long ago, wolves and humans fought each other because they were both big preditors. They were at each other's throats over game and territory. The cats too, were on the prowle, ever warey. Then the humans domesticated the wolf(er...dog) and the cat. Now cats and dogs fight, and go running to humans for food. I thought that it was kind of interesting... Ok it's kind of boring! Shaddap!
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09-27-2002, 12:52 PM | #28 |
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No problem Human pie!
Now perhaps we can do something about the spelling... It wasn't boring, it was random. Random fact - The Eiffel Tower weighs more than 1000 elephants.
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09-27-2002, 01:53 PM | #29 |
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kool we bitchslapped our once biggest enemys into our faithfull servents lets that be a lesson to any creature that trys to userp us.
Long live the humans. We are capable of a lot if we set our minds to it just today i thought i would make a table out of wood and i did. you may say so what but i say to you when was the last time you saw a dolphin make a table. i am also sure we are the only species to create sauces for fish dishes like tarta sauce mmmmmmm tarta sauce Random fact : cockermouth has the fith largest consumption of beer per mile in the whole of britian and i reckon i make up a good 1% of that
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Ok, what was this thread about? Species are defined as animals which can mate together, so humans can mate with other humans. This may be OT, but I was thinking about people claiming that they can talk to the dead. Suppose they could. Is is just humans that stick around somehow after they die, or does every other lifeform, from viruses to cows stick around too? If its only humans, then when did humans start staying? Was it when we were like we are today, or when we started to evolve from apes or what? And if we do stay around, will we still be around when the sun engolfs the Earth in 5 billion years? Draw your own conclusions from my reasoning.
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09-28-2002, 08:25 AM | #31 | |
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As our universe is constantly growing, does this mean that it too has the potential to become infinite? |
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#1. All energy gets trapped in matter form, and the whole of the universe hit absolute zero. (this also has a lot to do with how the universe expands.) #2. All matter get's tapped in energy form and the universe is too hot for us to live. I can't remeber #3 #4. the universe gets sucked back in on itself. Quote:
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09-28-2002, 07:27 PM | #33 |
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re:#4 the universe gets sucked back in on iteslf
It does they are called "black holes". As they absorb energy/matter they eventually reach a point where they can absorb no more...........resulting in a "big bang".
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09-28-2002, 07:41 PM | #34 |
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I think I speak for every one here when I say:
"Neh?!" I thought black holes were the other side of white holes and a white/black hole system was called a worm hole...ya get sucked in one way and spit out the other... Is that not correct?
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09-28-2002, 07:43 PM | #35 |
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Any way, I like your sig, and I think it's very apropos to the conversation...
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09-28-2002, 07:52 PM | #36 |
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Sorry human pie........all a black hole is just a big gravity sink....it's not a wormhole it is a "hole" in space......the nearest we know (theoretically) to "nothing" (I say theoretically because there is no physical proof that black holes actually exist).
please don't take me too seriously on this..........even Einstein eventually said "some things only God can answer".........but with his most famous theory recently been blown out of the water.....who was he to talk [SIZE=1] |
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I think being a human is a good thing but that we should not over celebrate being a human.
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