What DO men want? - Page 2

MasterMothra · 03-15-2002, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by afro-elf
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
> -----------------------
>
> Wine her,
> Dine her,
> Call her,
> Hug her,
> Support her,
> Hold her,
> Surprise her,
> Compliment her,
> Smile at her,
> Listen to her,
> Laugh with her,
> Cry with her,
> Romance her,
> Believe her,
> Cuddle with her,
> Shop with her,
> Give her jewelry,
> Buy her flowers,
> Hold her hand,
> Write love letters to her,
> Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>

hehehe, sounds like too much work for me. c'mon ladies can't we just get you a fishing rod or a boat. better yet maybe a bar with a keg on tap. that would save you the trouble of having to open the cans for us. unfortunately you would have to wash the glass.

**crickhollow** · 03-15-2002, 02:25 PM

no wonder most of you are still single.

Kyote Fields · 03-15-2002, 02:55 PM

I think therefore I'm single.

One should always be in love. This is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde (yes, I know his lifestyle but that doesn't negate the veracity of the quote.)

I edited this post before but it didn't stick....Hmmmm......
Something smells funny in Fangorn.

Darth Tater · 03-15-2002, 07:37 PM

Geesh afroelf, that list of yours is depressing. Maybe I should just be gay

**crickhollow** · 03-15-2002, 07:49 PM

Hey Pailan, you're the married man! This is the part where you jump in and defend us female-type mooters by saying that we're worth the effort!

Kyote Fields · 03-15-2002, 07:54 PM

I think Pailan is to busy rolling around the floor in hearty bouts of laughter to be able to post a response.

**crickhollow** · 03-15-2002, 08:04 PM

what, over women being worth the effort? That's uncalled for. *crickhollow pouts*

emplynx · 03-15-2002, 08:14 PM

I'd like a good women. But that list is sad and true...

Kyote Fields · 03-15-2002, 08:23 PM

Women are like parking spaces.
All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

Pa doom poom!! Thank you Thank you!!!!

afro-elf · 03-15-2002, 11:46 PM

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I think therefore I'm single.

is that originally yours?

I wanna add it to my signature and wanna give credit were its do.

i think that men need a beautiful woman who thinks and acts like their best buddy

and women need a handsome male who thinks and acy like their best buddy

Tanoliel · 03-16-2002, 03:26 AM

You don't need to do much of all that stuff to get someone like me...just buy me tickets to the TT and ROTK openings, find the Tolkien books I don't already have and I'll love you.

I wouldn't show up naked. I have my dignity. *sniff* Though that french maid bit, there...LOL, j/k

-tano

Pailan · 03-16-2002, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by crickhollow
Hey Pailan, you're the married man! This is the part where you jump in and defend us female-type mooters by saying that we're worth the effort!

Humm... yeah, it's worth the effort.

Pailan · 03-16-2002, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Kyote Fields
I think Pailan is to busy rolling around the floor in hearty bouts of laughter to be able to post a response.

Pailan · 03-16-2002, 11:46 AM

I would have to say that in the list that's posted in this thread the Number one thing that works nearly 100% of the time is to listen to her... but this thread is dedicated to what men want and what we want is fairly simple and that is acceptance for who we are.

afro-elf · 03-16-2002, 01:24 PM

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what we want is fairly simple and that is acceptance for who we are.

yes that is true but i feel that is easier said than done

Rána Eressëa · 03-16-2002, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by aldesign
so was Rogue originaly a typo?

it was meant to be Rouge?

Hmm...a little late in replying, but it is meant to be Rogue. "Rouge" is the typo everyone keeps doing.

Arian · 03-16-2002, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Darth Tater
Geesh afroelf, that list of yours is depressing. Maybe I should just be gay

lol.

afro-elf · 03-16-2002, 04:22 PM

"Behind every evil man, there is a woman that made him that way."

noldo · 03-16-2002, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Darth Tater
Geesh afroelf, that list of yours is depressing. Maybe I should just be gay

Aye, go for it.

Vanimdil · 03-16-2002, 04:48 PM

QUOTE: "but this thread is dedicated to what men want and what we want is fairly simple and that is acceptance for who we are."
Thanks, Pailan, that's really something for us women to think about. You know, I try to be an accepting person in general but I never really thought before about how important that is to guys, although I know how important it is to me as a woman. Anyway, thanks for giving me something to ponder and put into action.

03-15-2002, 02:25 PM	#22
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	no wonder most of you are still single. __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

03-15-2002, 02:55 PM	#23
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	I think therefore I'm single. One should always be in love. This is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde (yes, I know his lifestyle but that doesn't negate the veracity of the quote.) I edited this post before but it didn't stick....Hmmmm...... Something smells funny in Fangorn. __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you. Last edited by Kyote Fields : 03-15-2002 at 04:54 PM.

03-15-2002, 07:37 PM	#24
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Geesh afroelf, that list of yours is depressing. Maybe I should just be gay __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

03-15-2002, 07:49 PM	#25
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	Hey Pailan, you're the married man! This is the part where you jump in and defend us female-type mooters by saying that we're worth the effort! __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

03-15-2002, 07:54 PM	#26
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	I think Pailan is to busy rolling around the floor in hearty bouts of laughter to be able to post a response. __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.

03-15-2002, 08:04 PM	#27
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	what, over women being worth the effort? That's uncalled for. crickhollow pouts __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

03-15-2002, 08:14 PM	#28
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	I'd like a good women. But that list is sad and true...

03-15-2002, 08:23 PM	#29
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	Women are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Pa doom poom!! Thank you Thank you!!!! __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.

03-16-2002, 03:26 AM	#31
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	You don't need to do much of all that stuff to get someone like me...just buy me tickets to the TT and ROTK openings, find the Tolkien books I don't already have and I'll love you. I wouldn't show up naked. I have my dignity. sniff Though that french maid bit, there...LOL, j/k -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-16-2002, 11:46 AM	#34
Pailan Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aisle 12, seat#2 Posts: 449	But seriously folks... I would have to say that in the list that's posted in this thread the Number one thing that works nearly 100% of the time is to listen to her... but this thread is dedicated to what men want and what we want is fairly simple and that is acceptance for who we are. __________________ "Holy Entmoot, Batman!" "Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single sevice ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuosly, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished." Oh, btw, Frodo lives.

03-16-2002, 04:22 PM	#38
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	"Behind every evil man, there is a woman that made him that way." __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-16-2002, 04:48 PM	#40
Vanimdil Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 51	QUOTE: "but this thread is dedicated to what men want and what we want is fairly simple and that is acceptance for who we are." Thanks, Pailan, that's really something for us women to think about. You know, I try to be an accepting person in general but I never really thought before about how important that is to guys, although I know how important it is to me as a woman. Anyway, thanks for giving me something to ponder and put into action.