nightmare cast list - Page 2

afro-elf · 01-25-2002, 04:55 AM

coolismo

LOL with Jim Morrison

Rogue Elf

George Carlin as Gandalf

What about

the south park kids as hobbits

Or Jay and Silent Bob as Legolas and Gimli

Arathorn · 01-25-2002, 05:11 AM

How 'bout Beavis and Butthead as Gollum/Smeagol arguing with himself:

Smeagol: "Terrible peoples of the woodses hurts us when we look for the precious"

Gollum: "uhuhuhuh...uhuhuhuhh..you said woodses...uhuhuh...uhuhuh"

Smeagol: "We is hungry...must look for birdses...nice birdses"

Gollum: "uhuhuh...uhuhuh....you said birdses...uhuhu...uhuhuh"

Agburanar · 01-25-2002, 07:13 AM

The Simpsons' LotR nightmare cast list:

Frodo: Ralph Wigan

Gandalf: Krusty the Clown

Sam: Millhouse

Elrond: Homer Simpson

Arwen: Chief Wigan

Gollum: Sideshow Bob

Aragorn: Bart Simpson

Boromir: The guy in the comic book store (you know who I mean)

Legolas: Barney

Gimli: Lisa Simpson

Saruman: Mo

Sauron: Mr Burns

All Nine Nazgul: Mr Simthers

The Orcs: Multiple versions of the foreign exchange kid!

Oh no, wait, that was what they had for Pj's movie wasn't it, doh!

daring gaffer · 01-25-2002, 03:24 PM

leonard nimoy WOULD have been pretty cost-effective in that he would bring his own ears to the set
didn't he have a song about bilbo baggings
i saw a part of the clip once
cringe tv !

Feraway Hawkbriar · 01-25-2002, 04:51 PM

Hey afro-elf, the scary thing about that is, I can SO see Jay and silent bob dressed up as those two @_@*

ladyisme · 01-25-2002, 06:28 PM

Oh! The Horror! The Horror!

Quote:

"The road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began."

Arathorn · 01-26-2002, 07:00 AM

<sweat runs down my cold neck as i prepare to post this>

David Hasselhoff as Lurtz doing that run towards the camera complete with make-up and hideous grin; except.... HE'S STILL WEARING THOSE ORANGE TRUNKS! <cough, cough, barf, yuck>
(to the tune of Baywatch Middle Earth)

CardenIAntauraNauco · 01-26-2002, 11:03 AM

The Full House Lord of the Rings special

Agburanar · 01-26-2002, 12:45 PM

How about Lassie as the Balrog? Or Rowan Atkinson as Gandalf?

Billadillo · 01-28-2002, 01:30 PM

you people are sick sick sick!

I gotta go now...my tummy hurts :/

Agburanar · 01-29-2002, 05:08 AM

Sean Bean as Boromir and Elijah Wood as Frodo?

Oh yeah, that's been done. Oh well.

athelas · 01-29-2002, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CardenIAntauraNauco
Elrond-Rick Moranis

Oh no, I think im going to be sick. ::shudder:: And I thought Hugo Weaving was bad enough.

***IronParrot*** · 02-23-2002, 02:37 AM

Rick Moranis as Aragorn

Freddie Prinze, Jr. as Frodo

The Olsen Twins as Arwen

Undomiel · 02-23-2002, 08:22 PM

Ok, here's a list will make Peter Jackson sorry he didn't hire me as a casting consultant:

Gollum: Osama Bin Laden

Eowyn: Britney Spears... hit me baby one more time!

Aragorn: Kevin Sorbo, in Hercules not Andromeda

Galadriel: Jerri from Survivor Australia

Boromir: Russell Crowe

Merry and Pippin: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon

The Ring Wraiths: the cast of Coyote Ugly, excluding John Goodman

Arwen: Rosie O'Donnell

Frodo: Elijiah Wood

Gandalf: Jackie Chan

Tanoliel · 02-23-2002, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Agburanar
Sean Bean as Boromir and Elijah Wood as Frodo?

Oh yeah, that's been done. Oh well.

Hey...what have people got against Elijah Wood? I think he did a fine job. And I liked Sean Bean, too. Just be glad we didn't have anybody like Daniel Radcliffe--"Whaaat?"

-tano

***IronParrot*** · 02-23-2002, 10:40 PM

I still think Sean Connery could have played everybody.

Evenstar · 02-23-2002, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by afro-elf
What about the south park kids as hobbits

"you killed Boromir...you [I believe everybody knows the word, but its still against the rules - CBG]"!!!

***IronParrot*** · 02-23-2002, 11:30 PM

That's nothing compared to Mr. Hanky as the Balrog.

Nariel Starfire · 02-24-2002, 12:07 AM

Frodo: Matt LeBlanc (Hey Arwen... How YOU doin'?)

Sam, Merry & Pippin: Larry, Curly, and Moe

Gandalf: David Spade

Aragorn: Pierce Brosnan

Boromir: Kevin Bacon (Stampede, Earl! Stampede! Oh, wrong movie. Avalanche, Aragorn! Avalanche!)

Legolas: Ellen Degeneres

Gimli: Gilbert Gottfried

Elrond: French Stewart

Galadriel: Sarah Jessica Parker (Be Afraid. Be very Afraid.)

Arwen: Carrie Fisher. (Aragorn, I'm your sister.)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 02-24-2002, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanoliel

Hey...what have people got against Elijah Wood? I think he did a fine job. And I liked Sean Bean, too. Just be glad we didn't have anybody like Daniel Radcliffe--"Whaaat?"
-tano

*applause* I know. Honestly, you people. I thought they were good. *sniggers at the image of Daniel Radcliffe in the movie* Now that WOULD be a nightmare. Ooh, and it could be really scary if they stuck in Emma Watson as Arwen (look at me! I'm SO smart, using this brilliant spell to call up the waters of the Bruinen to destroy the Ringwraiths, who of course I know everything about and could recite the whole history of....) and that kid who was Ron as Sam. *runs away in terror of the thought*

01-25-2002, 04:55 AM	#21
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	coolismo LOL with Jim Morrison Rogue Elf George Carlin as Gandalf What about the south park kids as hobbits Or Jay and Silent Bob as Legolas and Gimli __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

01-25-2002, 05:11 AM	#22
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	How 'bout Beavis and Butthead as Gollum/Smeagol arguing with himself: Smeagol: "Terrible peoples of the woodses hurts us when we look for the precious" Gollum: "uhuhuhuh...uhuhuhuhh..you said woodses...uhuhuh...uhuhuh" Smeagol: "We is hungry...must look for birdses...nice birdses" Gollum: "uhuhuh...uhuhuh....you said birdses...uhuhu...uhuhuh" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

01-25-2002, 03:24 PM	#24
daring gaffer Sapling Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10	leonard nimoy WOULD have been pretty cost-effective in that he would bring his own ears to the set didn't he have a song about bilbo baggings i saw a part of the clip once cringe tv ! __________________ There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

01-25-2002, 04:51 PM	#25
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	Hey afro-elf, the scary thing about that is, I can SO see Jay and silent bob dressed up as those two @_@* __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

01-26-2002, 07:00 AM	#27
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	<sweat runs down my cold neck as i prepare to post this> David Hasselhoff as Lurtz doing that run towards the camera complete with make-up and hideous grin; except.... HE'S STILL WEARING THOSE ORANGE TRUNKS! <cough, cough, barf, yuck> (to the tune of Baywatch Middle Earth) __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 01-26-2002 at 10:05 AM.

01-25-2002, 07:13 AM	#23
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	The Simpsons' LotR nightmare cast list: Frodo: Ralph Wigan Gandalf: Krusty the Clown Sam: Millhouse Elrond: Homer Simpson Arwen: Chief Wigan Gollum: Sideshow Bob Aragorn: Bart Simpson Boromir: The guy in the comic book store (you know who I mean) Legolas: Barney Gimli: Lisa Simpson Saruman: Mo Sauron: Mr Burns All Nine Nazgul: Mr Simthers The Orcs: Multiple versions of the foreign exchange kid! Oh no, wait, that was what they had for Pj's movie wasn't it, doh!

01-26-2002, 11:03 AM	#28
CardenIAntauraNauco Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: rural oklahoma Posts: 324	The Full House Lord of the Rings special __________________ "We will have peace","Yes we will have peace...we will have peace when you and all your works have perished - and the works of your dark lord to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar,Saruman,and a corrupter of men's hearts. You hold out your hand to me and I percieve only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just - as it was not,for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine, for your own profit you desired-even so, what will you say of your Torches in westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Hama's body before the gates of Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the House of Eorl. A lesser son of greater Sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewither for I fear your voice has lost it's charm.

01-26-2002, 12:45 PM	#29
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	How about Lassie as the Balrog? Or Rowan Atkinson as Gandalf?

01-28-2002, 01:30 PM	#30
Billadillo Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 23	you people are sick sick sick! I gotta go now...my tummy hurts :/ __________________ What has it got in it's pocketsess?

01-29-2002, 05:08 AM	#31
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	Sean Bean as Boromir and Elijah Wood as Frodo? Oh yeah, that's been done. Oh well.

02-23-2002, 02:37 AM	#33
*IronParrot* Fowl Administrator Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada Posts: 53,420	Rick Moranis as Aragorn Freddie Prinze, Jr. as Frodo The Olsen Twins as Arwen __________________ All of IronParrot's posts are guaranteed to be 100% intelligent and/or sarcastic, comprising no genetically modified content and tested on no cute furry little animals unless the SPCA is looking elsewhere. If you observe a failure to uphold this warranty, please contact a forum administrator immediately to receive a full refund on your Entmoot registration. Blog: Nick's Café Canadien

02-23-2002, 08:22 PM	#34
Undomiel Sapling Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: NY Posts: 4	Ok, here's a list will make Peter Jackson sorry he didn't hire me as a casting consultant: Gollum: Osama Bin Laden Eowyn: Britney Spears... hit me baby one more time! Aragorn: Kevin Sorbo, in Hercules not Andromeda Galadriel: Jerri from Survivor Australia Boromir: Russell Crowe Merry and Pippin: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon The Ring Wraiths: the cast of Coyote Ugly, excluding John Goodman Arwen: Rosie O'Donnell Frodo: Elijiah Wood Gandalf: Jackie Chan

02-23-2002, 10:40 PM	#36
*IronParrot* Fowl Administrator Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada Posts: 53,420	I still think Sean Connery could have played everybody. __________________ All of IronParrot's posts are guaranteed to be 100% intelligent and/or sarcastic, comprising no genetically modified content and tested on no cute furry little animals unless the SPCA is looking elsewhere. If you observe a failure to uphold this warranty, please contact a forum administrator immediately to receive a full refund on your Entmoot registration. Blog: Nick's Café Canadien

02-23-2002, 11:30 PM	#38
*IronParrot* Fowl Administrator Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada Posts: 53,420	That's nothing compared to Mr. Hanky as the Balrog. __________________ All of IronParrot's posts are guaranteed to be 100% intelligent and/or sarcastic, comprising no genetically modified content and tested on no cute furry little animals unless the SPCA is looking elsewhere. If you observe a failure to uphold this warranty, please contact a forum administrator immediately to receive a full refund on your Entmoot registration. Blog: Nick's Café Canadien

02-24-2002, 12:07 AM	#39
Nariel Starfire Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: La La Land Posts: 309	{Sits up screaming and covered in a cold sweat} Frodo: Matt LeBlanc (Hey Arwen... How YOU doin'?) Sam, Merry & Pippin: Larry, Curly, and Moe Gandalf: David Spade Aragorn: Pierce Brosnan Boromir: Kevin Bacon (Stampede, Earl! Stampede! Oh, wrong movie. Avalanche, Aragorn! Avalanche!) Legolas: Ellen Degeneres Gimli: Gilbert Gottfried Elrond: French Stewart Galadriel: Sarah Jessica Parker (Be Afraid. Be very Afraid.) Arwen: Carrie Fisher. (Aragorn, I'm your sister.) __________________ It is the failed skydiver who leaves an impression upon the earth. "But what about the R.O.U.Ses?" Yours Truly, The Tisroc -You forgot to say "May he live forever" -That's because I don't want him to live forever! - The Horse and his Boy--C.S. Lewis

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