LOTR Juxstapostion - Page 2

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-09-2002, 06:56 PM

OH! OH! I know that bad part in TLM your mom was talking about! at the end when they're getting married the preecher is ...uh...*cough*...uuuhhh...well lets just say the boat is not the only thing wooden in that scene.

FrodoFriend · 02-09-2002, 06:59 PM

I can't believe this. That's disgusting.

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-09-2002, 07:05 PM

but its true!

Laurelyn · 02-09-2002, 07:30 PM

In a kids' movie? Oh, dear . . .
*Runs away, terrified at what the world is coming to*

Starr Polish · 02-09-2002, 07:42 PM

ACtually, if you go to urbanlegends.com it sheds light on a lot of these subjects.

It's not THAT in the little mermaid, it's actually his bent knee, and the thing in the Lion king may have been SFX, as a tribute to the special effects team

Sorry bad typing, i'm on a different computer with a weird keyboard.

FrodoFriend · 02-10-2002, 03:54 AM

Thanks for clearing that up, Starr!

And shame on you people who thought differently! Hah, I knew it wasn't true!

Seriously, people have tried to tell me stuff like that before, and . . . well, I just don't believe the movie-makers would do that. They're professionals, not perverted loonies.

Legolas_BowKing · 02-10-2002, 04:22 AM

I think LotR on ice would be a great idear. I wouldn't personally go see it but im sure there would be a high pecentage of peole that would.

Hapira_Brandybuck · 02-10-2002, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bropous

However, if the Disney of present day did LotR, Sam and Frodo would be gay, Arwen would be played by Christine Aqquilera and would end up going for Eowyn, Snoop Doggy Dog would rap and make us hurl as Lord of the Nazgul, all characters would spew obscenities and street ebonics with every turn, the Elves would wear football team coats and drive BMWs, and the Palantiri would be replaced with cel phones. Disney now is an abomination and cannot be trusted to turn out a good, much less acceptable for children, film.

No, that would be if MTV did LotR

and Usher would be Tom Bombadil lol

Aragorns Dimple · 02-16-2002, 07:55 AM

George Lucas directs LoTR:
"Frodo...use the Force!"

Quentin Tarantino directs LoTR:
"Bang, bang bang!" "Ahhhh! "What the f***!" "bang!" etc etc.

Arathorn · 02-16-2002, 10:29 AM

If Spielberg did LOTR: 2 men, an elf, and a dwarf seen riding out of Moria on orcs with hobbits in the baskets in front. Aragorn has a broken whip. There will be more closeups of the balrog in an elongated chase inside moria.

All these won't be the central theme, though. He will probably, instead, focus on the life of one of the Rohirrim or Gondorian soldiers and how tough it is preparing for battle with the orcs. It will also be one big flashback of one survivor who now lives in the 4th age.

***Earniel*** · 02-16-2002, 12:12 PM

....and the orcs would be riding raptors instead of wargs

Evenstar · 02-16-2002, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Lots of Disney movies are good, especially the songs!

I agree with you there...I love all of the Disney movies...EXCEPT...The Prince of Egypt...That was an EVIL movie that shouln't be allowed to view in front of children!!!

Meanwhile...If LotR was a Disney movie...couldn't you imagine the cast singing "Theres something sweet and almost kind...yet he was mean and he was course and unrefined" to Saruman!!!

FrodoFriend · 02-16-2002, 09:34 PM

Awww, I love that song!

Prince of Egypt evil? Why? A little boring, yeah, but evil?

Evenstar · 02-16-2002, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Awww, I love that song!

Prince of Egypt evil? Why? A little boring, yeah, but evil?

When that mist thing went past to kill all the first borns and you see the little boy skipping with a basket of apples and all of a sudden his hand falls out the door!!! My and my sister were crying and nearly walked out of the theatre!!! That movie made God look really evil and cruel...(sorry if I offended anyone)

markedel · 02-16-2002, 11:04 PM

God is cruel...it's his job

Nibs · 02-16-2002, 11:25 PM

I think this is a good thing... get some of you purists all worked up about something that would be far more worse than what has already been changed for the upcoming movies...

Disney actually didn't start out bad at all... Walt himself was quite a good guy... lately, though, they produce nauseating sequels and ridiculous half-hour t.v. shows mimicking movies that have. themselves, done very well (*cough* Alladin *cough*). They make some wonderful feature films, but they promptly corrupt them little tykes that can't tell the difference will get parents to buy the products and watch the shows to boost their ratings...

Oh, and don't even get me started on the Disney channel.

mirrille · 02-17-2002, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evenstar

When that mist thing went past to kill all the first borns and you see the little boy skipping with a basket of apples and all of a sudden his hand falls out the door!!! My and my sister were crying and nearly walked out of the theatre!!! That movie made God look really evil and cruel...(sorry if I offended anyone)

I never saw that movie, but I've read that part in Exodus. And the way it was done in the Bible, God was really cruel. I'm sorry, but that's the way it was told. He only cares about Israelites. Everyone who stand in their way gets "smote", as it were.

I don't like the God in the Old Testament. He is not very nice. Not even very fair, but there you go. Hope I haven't offended anyone, but I wouldn't be surprised if i did.

FrodoFriend · 02-17-2002, 02:39 AM

Eeek! Not another religious discussion! I'm sorry I asked! \

Anywho, LotR Juxtaposition . . . if LotR were made in anime . . . it would be really cool! Ultra-modern, with a hard rock soundtrack. Hey, you never know, it might turn out cool.

markedel · 02-17-2002, 06:35 AM

Religious discussions are actually quite interesting if you can be level-headed.

***Earniel*** · 02-17-2002, 06:40 AM

Was the Prince of Egypt a diney-movie? I always thought it was a Dreamworks-movie!

02-09-2002, 06:56 PM	#21
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	OH! OH! I know that bad part in TLM your mom was talking about! at the end when they're getting married the preecher is ...uh...cough...uuuhhh...well lets just say the boat is not the only thing wooden in that scene. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-09-2002, 06:59 PM	#22
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	I can't believe this. That's disgusting. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-09-2002, 07:05 PM	#23
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	but its true! __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-09-2002, 07:30 PM	#24
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	In a kids' movie? Oh, dear . . . Runs away, terrified at what the world is coming to __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

02-09-2002, 07:42 PM	#25
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	ACtually, if you go to urbanlegends.com it sheds light on a lot of these subjects. It's not THAT in the little mermaid, it's actually his bent knee, and the thing in the Lion king may have been SFX, as a tribute to the special effects team Sorry bad typing, i'm on a different computer with a weird keyboard. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

02-10-2002, 03:54 AM	#26
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Thanks for clearing that up, Starr! And shame on you people who thought differently! Hah, I knew it wasn't true! Seriously, people have tried to tell me stuff like that before, and . . . well, I just don't believe the movie-makers would do that. They're professionals, not perverted loonies. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-10-2002, 04:22 AM	#27
Legolas_BowKing Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 115	I think LotR on ice would be a great idear. I wouldn't personally go see it but im sure there would be a high pecentage of peole that would.

02-16-2002, 07:55 AM	#29
Aragorns Dimple Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: On Viggo's Chin Posts: 77	George Lucas directs LoTR: "Frodo...use the Force!" Quentin Tarantino directs LoTR: "Bang, bang bang!" "Ahhhh! "What the f***!" "bang!" etc etc. __________________ "Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum

02-16-2002, 10:29 AM	#30
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	If Spielberg did LOTR: 2 men, an elf, and a dwarf seen riding out of Moria on orcs with hobbits in the baskets in front. Aragorn has a broken whip. There will be more closeups of the balrog in an elongated chase inside moria. All these won't be the central theme, though. He will probably, instead, focus on the life of one of the Rohirrim or Gondorian soldiers and how tough it is preparing for battle with the orcs. It will also be one big flashback of one survivor who now lives in the 4th age. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-16-2002 at 10:31 AM.

02-16-2002, 12:12 PM	#31
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	....and the orcs would be riding raptors instead of wargs

02-16-2002, 09:34 PM	#33
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Awww, I love that song! Prince of Egypt evil? Why? A little boring, yeah, but evil? __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-16-2002, 11:04 PM	#35
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	God is cruel...it's his job __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

02-16-2002, 11:25 PM	#36
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	I think this is a good thing... get some of you purists all worked up about something that would be far more worse than what has already been changed for the upcoming movies... Disney actually didn't start out bad at all... Walt himself was quite a good guy... lately, though, they produce nauseating sequels and ridiculous half-hour t.v. shows mimicking movies that have. themselves, done very well (cough Alladin cough). They make some wonderful feature films, but they promptly corrupt them little tykes that can't tell the difference will get parents to buy the products and watch the shows to boost their ratings... Oh, and don't even get me started on the Disney channel. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

02-17-2002, 02:39 AM	#38
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Eeek! Not another religious discussion! I'm sorry I asked! \ Anywho, LotR Juxtaposition . . . if LotR were made in anime . . . it would be really cool! Ultra-modern, with a hard rock soundtrack. Hey, you never know, it might turn out cool. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-17-2002, 06:35 AM	#39
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	Religious discussions are actually quite interesting if you can be level-headed. __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

02-17-2002, 06:40 AM	#40
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Was the Prince of Egypt a diney-movie? I always thought it was a Dreamworks-movie!

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