02-09-2002, 01:56 AM | #21 |
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Strider, thinking: "I'm so gorgious. So sexy. So brooding. I could get girls here at the Prancing Pony. What's that next to the save-the-world, defeat evil thing?"
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02-10-2002, 12:42 AM | #22 |
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Arwen riding away from the Nazgul with frodo
Thinking: I hope I dont break a nail... Arwen: "If you want him come and claim him!" Thinking: As soon as my stunt double gets here, I dare not get my boots wet. Biblo smoking toli with gandlaf Biblo: Ah toli the finest weed this side of...." Thinking: Yeah, Toli hehe, PJ doesnt know what i really slipped in my pipe, hehe finest weed indeed!
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02-10-2002, 01:00 AM | #23 |
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Pippin: Besides, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission… quest… thing.
Merry: Well that rules you out, Pippin. *thinking* Boy...I'm glad I' not the stupid one in this...wait...where are we going??? Pippin: Right...where are we going? Merry: *thinking* where are we going??? Pippin: What about elevensies? Luncheon. Afternoon tea. Dinner? Supper. He knows about them. Doesn't he? Merry: I wouldn't count on it. Pippin: *thinking* Good...I feel ill!!! Merry: *thinking* Where are we going???? Sam: We'll have you, long shanks! *see's Aragorn with his sword* *thinking* yeah...I'll just be on my way...
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02-10-2002, 03:23 AM | #24 |
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Nazgul stabbing Frodo: *thinking* Yeah, yeah, go ahead and cry, you big baby!
Asfaloth, carrying Arwen and Frodo: *thinking* "Slim elf maiden" my tail! Oof! Frodo while unconscious after Fords: *thinking* Hey . . . nice architecture around here. Don't much like the strange echoing voices though . . . oh my Eru, it's some Elf Man's head!
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02-10-2002, 04:31 AM | #25 |
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Gimli: Yes its only another 48 scenes untill my next line!
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02-10-2002, 05:41 AM | #26 |
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when pippin gets hit with the 2nd apple after he asks about 2nd breakfast:*thinking* Umm...i think they should take these price tags off during editing
Isildur at the crack of doom with Elrond: "No.." *thinking* Doh! there goes my acting career.. Pippen at Amon Sul: "That's fine..Ash in my tomatoes!" *thinking* not to mention my toes,too! Last Nazgul to flee from Aragorn in Amon Sul:*thinking* Oh! yeah right, that's my cue, gotta run! Gimli after trying to break the One Ring: *thinking* I knew there was something fishy going on when Balin gave me back that axe Gimli in front of Balin's tomb: No! No!*thinking*I told you guys you were mining styrofoam not mithril. But did you listen??!
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02-10-2002, 07:33 AM | #27 |
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Gandalf, staring at the Ring on the floor of Bag End: "I can't believe I bought Enron at $82!"
Merry, looking at the broken carrot: "What a waste" Boromir, between the second and third arrows: "I really should have let Faramir make this trip."
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02-10-2002, 08:39 AM | #28 |
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Gollum in the cave turning to the audience: "MY PRECIOOUSSSSSS"*thinking* What the hey, I could have sworn I locked the cubicle.
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02-10-2002, 11:12 AM | #29 |
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Sauron staring at his One Ring he just created: *thinking* Sweet! I'm so cool, I rule!!! [pause] Hmmm...now that's a good idea...
Elrond every time he sees Frodo: *thinking* Mr. Anndeerson.... Legolas: "There is a shadow and a threat growing in my mind." *thinking* I can't find my hair gel!!!! Legolas: "There is a fell voice in the air!" *thinking* Son-of-a-orc, he has it!!!! Frodo waking up in Rivendell: *thinking* Oh my Eru, what did I do last night?! Frodo every time he starts crying: *thinking* [sniff] Why am I playing such a wuss? Aragorn slaying Orcs at Amon Hen: *thinking* 99 Orcs running down the hill, 99 Orcs running down, slash a few down, they hit the ground, 72 Orcs running down the hill... Boromir after the first arrow hits him: *thinking* I'm invincible!!! |
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Funny, Rogue!! Especially the "I'm invincible" thing. Nazgul stopping on dock out to Buckleberry Ferry: Thinking: Aaah! 2 feet of water! Sauron save me, run, run!!!! Sauron's Eye advancing on Frodo at the Prancing Pony. Saying: I see you . . . Thinking: Okay, I can only move at about 2 feet per hour, so you'll have to crawl away slower here . . . come on, give a giant flaming eye a chance! Aragorn snuffing candles w/ his fingers in Bree. Thinking: Ow! Ow! OW! Jeez, that hurts! Aragorn when Arwen starts talking to him in Elvish. Thinking: Huh? I don't speak Elvish! Quick, Raggy, make something up! Saying: Umm . . . nahasa willa dalai lama, ni oro mino!
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02-14-2002, 04:44 AM | #33 |
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Old fellow at Bree before entering the Prancing Pony:*thinking* ok...keep going keep going....now I hope the camera pans a little to the left...alright..keep going keep going...That's a wrap!
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02-14-2002, 07:21 AM | #34 |
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Everyones are funny as!!!
Boromir getting shot with the first arrow: *thinking* haha...missed the heart dumbass!!
second arrow *thinking* yeah...kinda annoying...just stop now... third arrow *thinking* ow...ow...ow...ow...OW!!! *thinking while he's about to get shot in the head* yeah...maybe this whole heroic thing was a bad idea...note to self...STAY HOME NEXT TIME!!! When Boromir is dying and Aragorn is there Boromir: ..."my king" *thinking* ...piffle!! Sam running to Frodo when he is in the boats..."MR FRODO" Frodo: "Sam you cant swim" *thinking* dumbass Sam: *thinking* well come back and rescue me damnit!!! If I die...it's all your fault!!! At the council when Sam comes running out and says he's going too...(this quote wont be right) Elrond...especially when he is invited to a secret council and you are not... *thinking* don't I have any authority any more???
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02-14-2002, 08:18 AM | #35 |
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During the council of Elrond when Frodo places the ring on the middle table...
One Ring: Ash Nazg Durbatuluk...As Nazg Gimbatul *thinking* why are they staring at me like that, didn't anyone tell them its not polite? Darn! I forgot my next line! <shrugs> Oh well.. Ash Nazg Durbatuluk...Ash Nazg Gimbatul... Ash Nazg Durbatuluk...Ash Nazg Gimbatul...
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02-14-2002, 11:00 AM | #36 |
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hehehe nice ring one Arathorn
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Okay, here are a couple of mine...
Barliman: We have some nice hobbit-sized rooms for you, sir! Thinking: Dammit! Half price again! Where's I put the high chairs? Pippin: It comes in pints? I'm having one! [Sam Thinking]: It comes in bloody BARRELS it you want it that way! Sauron at the Cracks of Doom: Thinking: Damn my armored codpiece is bunching up on me....cheap elven ****! Orc at Isengard: "What does the eye command, my loooord?" Saruman Thinking: "I have an ointment that would do wonders for your skin..." Saruman to Lurtz: "Do you know how the orcs first came into being?" Lurtz Thinking: "They beat an elf with an ugly stick?" Arwen: "What is this...a Ranger, caught off his guard?" Aragorn Thinking: "No, daft biyatch, I'm a pudding maker caught up a tree!" Arwen to Frodo: "Come back to the light...." Frodo thinking" "This chick looks like a retarded Steven Tyler!" Saruman: "Your mind has been slowed by the halfings' weed." Gandalf Thinking: "Best weed in the Shire, baby!!!" Frodo looking at Gimli at the Council of Elrond: "Dang, he looks just like my great-aunt Shirley!"
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*Laughing so hard she had to make a break to the bathroom*
Bropous those were HILARIOUS. Oh my GOSH. I was leaning over my computer desk GASPING for air it was so funny.
Orc:The trees are strong my Lord. There roots go deep into the earth. Saruman:Tear them ALL down *thinking* Where did I put that gift certificate for the face lift? Aragorn as Lurtz stares at his arm stump: Whatcha gonna do BLEED ON ME? Boromir as he gets hit with arrow number two:Tis just a flesh wound. Lurtz as he stabs himself on Aragorns sword:I've had worse Aragorn as he rolls his eyes and chops off Lurtzes head:You're a looney. Arwen:Why do you fear the past? Aragorn:*thinking*The only past I fear Chick is that you will remeber that I PROPOSED Arweno you remeber when we met? Aragorn:*thinking*regretfully yes. Frodo when he lands at the bottom of the hill he falls off with the other three on top of him:*thinking*There goes my lunch. Sam
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02-14-2002, 05:34 PM | #39 |
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Legolas when Eomer threatens Gimli: "You would be dead before your stroke fell"
*thinking* What am I doing? I'm outnumbered a hundred to one and I'm defending a dwarf? Aragorn when Arwen shows up... *thinking* hey, aren't you supposed to be a blonde guy? Boromir @ the council of Elrond *thinking* I'm so smart and my daddy likes me better.... l8r fighting w/ orcs *thinking* Ow! Daddy! Ow! I shoulda let Faramir come. Merry, sitting under the Trolls listening to Sam, *thinking* How do trolls reproduce?
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Legolas when Eomer threatens Gimli: "You would be dead before your stroke fell"
*thinking* What am I doing? I'm outnumbered a hundred to one and I'm defending a dwarf? Aragorn when Arwen shows up... *thinking* hey, aren't you supposed to be a blonde guy? Boromir @ the council of Elrond *thinking* I'm so smart and my daddy likes me better.... l8r fighting w/ orcs *thinking* Ow! Daddy! Ow! I shoulda let Faramir come.
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