11-30-2002, 12:43 AM | #21 |
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I love telemarketers!!! I love talking on the phone.
I dono what it is. I just love talking on the phone, mostly to people who are trying to sell stuff. |
11-30-2002, 01:04 AM | #22 | |
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11-30-2002, 01:07 AM | #23 | |
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Which is why mine says "I'm in the bath, call again in ten minutes" (any potential burglers out there, I'm in the bath, honest ). |
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11-30-2002, 01:49 AM | #24 |
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Ah, telemarketers, alas - my ultimate goal is to hunt everyone down and make themapologize for calling people back.
"Hello, please send me email instead. I never playback these stupid answering machine messages anyway. Besides, I am probably online right now"
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11-30-2002, 01:52 AM | #25 | |
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11-30-2002, 01:59 AM | #26 |
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Marvelous question Dud
This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hello, this is Ron. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *In the background can be heard Gregorian Chant or some other church music*. <In a soft voice> Good Day My child, you have reached (father or sister, then your first name) At Dial-a-Confession. At the tone if you will leave your name, number and short confession I will get back to you with your pennance. Thank you and may God go with you. <Beep>
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11-30-2002, 02:18 AM | #27 | |
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How about Cameron's classic from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
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11-30-2002, 02:44 AM | #28 |
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Amen, that was a great movie, I love that whole car stealing business, that poor kid!
Anyway, it's hard to believe how young broderick is there.
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11-30-2002, 03:07 AM | #29 |
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i forgot, the first part of mine is 'you have reached the number which you have dialed.' someday that's all i'm going to have
i like the funeral home one...i might have to do that sometime as well
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11-30-2002, 10:20 AM | #30 | |
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11-30-2002, 02:27 PM | #31 |
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Funny. I usually run out of the room.
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12-01-2002, 12:15 AM | #32 |
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http://bored.com/ Click on "Answering Machines"
The wost telemarketers are the ones who ring you up and then put on a recorded message, so that you're being talked at by a tape. It ruins the effect of hanging up on them.
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12-11-2002, 01:41 PM | #33 |
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the good thing about the recordings is that u can talk back to them and they'll keep talking
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