Star wars funnys

[Grey_Wolf]

Originally Posted by me9996

Thanks for showing me that Grey_Wolf!

Y'r welcome

[me9996]

Originally Posted by me9996

Darth vader:Luke, I am your aunts second cusens uncles friends brother!
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Not to repeat myself but here's another few Star Wars/ Princess bride cross overs.
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Luke:Hello, I am luke Skywalker, you killed my father, prepare to die!
Darth vader:No luke, I... AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Luke:Are we reading the same script?
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Luke:Hello, I am luke Skywalker, you killed my father, prepare to die!
Darth vader:No luke, I... AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Marvin:Auful, isn't it?
Kermit the frog:What are you doing here?
Marvin:I think someone is useing an improbabilty drive without shields.
Croc hunter:You got that right!
Big bird:Hello, can you tell me how to get back to sesame street? I'm lost!
Dorthy:I don't think we're in Kanses anymore!
Gollum:LOST!!! THE PRESSOUSS ISS LOST!!! AND SO ISS USSSSS!!!!
Monty pythonsome thing monty pythonish, i've never seen it)
Mr. Smith:Hello Ms. Gale.(Dorthey)
Philis fog:I think we're lost pasportue!
Big bird:Oh, look there's a police officer! I'm lost so I should ask him.
(Big bird walks up to Sgt, Joe friday)
Sgt. Friday:What am I doing here?
My little sister:What did I do wrong? How did I get here?!?
Larry the cucumber(Dressed as aragorn):If you put this on right it'll even protect your ears!
Curly:Woopwoopwoopwoop woop... woop!
Morphous:The matrix has you Big bird!
Smog: How did I get here? I though I was dead!
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Gotta go, sorry, I'll contenue this later...

That's what I said, so I'll contenue it now...
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Capt. Kirk:How, did, we, get, here, spock?
Spock:I don't know...
Qui-Gon-jin:How did I get here? I got killed in the first epesode!
Darth mall:I know how you feel.
Smog(The dragon from the hobbit for those who don't know)itto.
George Bally(From it's a wonderful life):Were are we?
Clarence(From the same movie):Woops! Wrong place!
Cow:Moo?
Bullwinkle:How did we get here rocky?
Rocky(From the rocky movies!):I don't know.
Barney:I love you, you love me, were're a happy-
(Gets sliced in two by smog, who has been talking to Dr. Dolittle(From the old movie))
Mickey mouse:Hiya folks!
(Bambi gets steped on by Godzilla)
Capt. hook:Arg! What did peter pan do this time?!?
Peter(From the cronacles of narnia):Were did we get sucked away to this time?
Lusyoesn't look like narnia...
The entire state of kentucky(Just a random state):How did we get here?!?
(Elmer Fudd and and treebeard have gotten into a fight)
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That's all for now, I'll contenue it later

[Curubethion]

(P.S. put spaces between your ":" and "D" so it doesn't become . Just a little tip...)

[trolls' bane]

Me9996, did you overdose on glitterstim?

[me9996]

I lost my mind though other meens... I don't even know what you're talking about.
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Fudd:Stop pwotecting thawt waskawy wabbit!
Smog:And this little burgaler came in and stole something...
Lotr fan1:Interesting to here it from his side of the story, isn't it?
Lotr fan2:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WE'LL NEVER GET HOME!!! WE'RE LOST!!!
Vader(Very angery):COULD ALL OF YOU JUST LEAVE?!? I'M TRYING TO GET THIS GUY TO SWICH SIDES!!!
Smog:Hey, he's the bad guy isn't he?
Lotr fan1:Ask him...
(points to Lotr fan2)
Smog:HEY OVER THERE!
Lotr fan2:What?
Smog:Is that guy the bad guy?
Lotr fan2:Yes.
Smog:Okay.
(Smog breaths fire on vader and vader gets FRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYed!!!!!!!!!)
Luke:Huh?
(Everyone who wasn't sopost to be there leaves)
Luke:Better go tell yoda about this...
(Later...)
Yoda:Very interesting... hmm... and you say there was no indacation of this in the force?
Luke:None that I could tell.
Yoda:And someone said something about an improbability drive?
Luke:Yes, what is that?
Yoda:Something like on (drum roll) my new ship!
(Yoda unvails The Heart of Gold (the ship of the heros in Highikers guide to the galaxy)
That's all...

[trolls' bane]

Easily.

[trolls' bane]

LOL! It's so weird!

If I ever decide to write a play, you're going to help.

[ayra]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

LOL! It's so weird!

If I ever decide to write a play, you're going to help.

And why did you decide that? In a way, I do like writing stuff. It's fun to put your thoughts down, if you don't forget them first, that is.

That last joke cracked me up! Me9996, you do a great job on those.
So, what was on the data disk? Some girly show? Now that would be hilarious if Leia put it in. Watch their faces go beserk. I'm mean to Luke and Han.

[me9996]

Well, I guess I wasn't clear enough.

It was a movie you may have heard of: Starwars.
(I guess saying "A Starwars data disk" makes you think it was just a data disk as found in Starwars)

[ayra]

Originally Posted by me9996

Well, I guess I wasn't clear enough.

It was a movie you may have heard of: Starwars.
(I guess saying "A Starwars data disk" makes you think it was just a data disk as found in Starwars)

Ohh, I didn't catch that... You should of said "A Star Wars Movie data disk" That would have made a little more sense... Oops.
My fault.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by ayra

And why did you decide that? In a way, I do like writing stuff. It's fun to put your thoughts down, if you don't forget them first, that is.

Because I'm bad at writing anything that doesn't directly relate to the storyline. You'd be the one to add the awesome, much-needed brilliant filler. What good is an empty play?

[ayra]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Because I'm bad at writing anything that doesn't directly relate to the storyline. You'd be the one to add the awesome, much-needed brilliant filler. What good is an empty play?

An empty play is good for those who like empty things... Who else would like it?

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Two Jedi were walking in a field. They meet up with two Sith.
Jedi 1:Well, good afternoon.
Sith 1: It's morning, crazy.
Jedi 2: Well, that all depends on your point of view.
Sith 2: Of course our point of view is the correct one.
Jedi 1: Really? Tell me, what is the correct view?
Sith 1: Where you view everything as your subordinates, of course!
Jedi 2: Oh brother. Yeah right. I've gotta go now, Bye!
*Both Jedi go back to the Temple leaving the Sith angry*
Sith 2: I told you NOT to talk to the Jedi!
Sith 1: *Gulp*

[me9996]

Vader: I find your lack of feet disturbing.