06-24-2002, 02:38 PM | #21 |
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I forget if I've said this before, but although I love both of the recent episodes, it really lacks a Han character that lends humor that isn't contrived (as opposed to humor through Jar Jar or cheap one liners -- I'm thinking of a couple of C3P0's lines in the recent one). He really added that element without making it stupid. But of course Annikin couldn't be like that.
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06-24-2002, 07:02 PM | #22 |
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"I need that lightstick to get off this filthy mudball."
"Filthy mudball! My home, this is!" "I'm not afraid" "Oh, you will be. YOU..WILL...BE!"
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07-01-2002, 06:21 PM | #23 |
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All too easy. *laboured breathing*
Artoo, let him have it. You're not all powerfull, Anakin. Well I should be. I have a bad feeling about this. I am not a comitee! There...is...another...sky...walker.... Concentraaaaaate!!!
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07-12-2002, 09:08 AM | #24 |
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Palpatine: Yes, take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
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07-13-2002, 08:05 AM | #25 |
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"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter"
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07-15-2002, 11:59 AM | #26 |
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Yoda: When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?
Yoda: Ohhh! Great warrior! [laughs and shakes his head] Wars not make one great! Yoda: No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. Yoda: Yes, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice!
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07-15-2002, 12:04 PM | #27 |
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Count Dooku: It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force...but by our skills with a lightsaber.
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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? *This* is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. |
08-05-2002, 07:21 PM | #28 |
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one of mine is ''do or do not there is no try'' - yoda
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08-13-2002, 05:59 PM | #29 |
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I don't remember all the quotes exactly and I am repeating some that have already been said because I like them so much. *forgive me*
Yoda - Looking for someone? Found someone you have, hmm?? Yoda - (fiddling around with bright light stick)Mine it is, Or I will help you not. Yoda - I sense much fear in you. Yoda - Hard to see the dark side is. Ok so just about every word yoda ever mutters is great. Whatever it is that Leia says to darth vader in the very beginning of " A New Hope" Impressive. He does not know the power of the Dark Side. I find your lack of faith disturbing. The scene with Obi-wan and the man at the bar selling death sticks, mentioned earlier. Mos Eisly Space port. You will never find a more wretched hive of scumb and villainy. let us be cautious. Help me Obi-Wan-Kenobi your my only hope. I will not fight you, Father.
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08-14-2002, 01:16 PM | #30 |
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Obi-Wan: You were banished because you were clumsy?
Yoda: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too! They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM! Anakin: Jedi business. Go back to your drinks.
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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? *This* is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. |
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Yep! This is mine |
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08-23-2002, 05:08 AM | #32 |
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"I got a bad feeling about this!"
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08-31-2002, 05:52 PM | #33 |
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LIEA:........scruffy looking nurferter
SOLO:Who's scruffy looking? LIEA:......and someone get this walking carpet out of my way! LUKE:........ok.......Han is going to put these restrains on Chewbacca CHEWBACCA: (tarzan impersonation as he swings ont AT-ST).....ok I was nine when I first saw it C3PO:Oh my! YODA:When nine hundred years you become.........look as good will you? LEIA:Would it help if I got out and pushed? HAN:Ok were going into the asteroid belt LEIA:Into? C3PO:Into? CHEWBACCA:Whhoaarrrrrr? |
09-03-2002, 04:57 PM | #34 |
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Senator Palpatine: There is no civility, only politics.
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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? *This* is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. |
09-06-2002, 07:52 AM | #35 |
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Palpatine: I love democracy.... I love the Republic. This power you give me I will lay aside when the emergency is over.
Luke: I don't believe it. Yoda: That is why you fail.
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09-07-2002, 12:55 AM | #36 |
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"When nine hundred years old you be, look as good you will not, hmm?"
"So be it... Jedi."
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09-10-2002, 08:05 AM | #37 |
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I am a jedi... Like my father before me.
There is a disturbance in the force... I think that EP IV, V, VI were better than I and II. A lot of it is because of the humor thing that azalea mentioned above.
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09-11-2002, 11:43 AM | #38 |
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"'I used to live here, you know.'
'You're gonna die here, you know.'" "There's too many of them!"
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09-12-2002, 06:47 AM | #39 |
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Leia : will someone get this walking carpet out of my way
Vader : wwwwhaaahhh wwwwhhhaaa (plastic cup breathing)
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell Last edited by elendili : 09-12-2002 at 06:49 AM. |
09-19-2002, 09:14 AM | #40 |
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"Rise my friend" ~ Emperor Palpatine
"Luke, at that speed do you think we can pull out in time?" ~ Biggs "The Force is strong with this one" ~ Vader "Wipe them out.....all of them" ~ Sidious "I am a Jedi, like my father before me" ~ Luke "Fool. Only now at the end, do you understand" ~ Emperor Palpatine |
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