Really Cunning Plans

[tri grand]

Originally posted by Andúril
That's me.

i got the impression anduril was a girl.

[BeardofPants]

*snigger*

[Elenka]

Ok, all this talk about whether or not Anduril is female is freakin' me out. *Stifles a giggle.* BoP, you're not helping.

Cunning plan: Invented a system for dumping things on parents when they walk in uninvited. Was fun, simple, easy to de-activate, and you can even de-activate and activate contraption from outside the room. Funfun.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Ahem: Are you saying that Rian thinks Fingolfin looks like a girl?

[Andúril]

Yes, I'm female, which means I get to explore the female anatomy whenever I wish and as long as I like.

[Coney]

Originally posted by Andúril
Yes, I'm female, which means I get to explore the female anatomy whenever I wish and as long as I like.

I once spent four solid hours looking for my female side .......I only stopped because I fell off the bed

[Wayfarer]

*/Sings:

I have an cunning plan
to rule the world of mortal man,
and I think it's better than the way it's being run.
Oh, the ground works laid,
no don't be afraid,
I'm sure that I can fix it,
when I figure out the physics.

My cunning plan to rule the world,
just you wait 'till it's unfurled,
it'll go down in history.
It's prophetic (no it's not pathetic!)
I can't believe I made it up myself.

I have an cunning plan, to rule the world you understand,
the exemplary feat,
you'd know I'll have to cheat.
I'd make Morgoth proud, deep and furrow browed.
Uncanny and so clever,
it's 'My Newest Plan Ever!'

Thu and Them, "Twenty rings and some other stuff"

[Rían]

Hey, I heard someone mention my name!

Fingolfin does NOT look like a girl! (at least I don't picture him as looking like a girl!)

And Andúril doesn't look like a girl either (see the 'picture of me' thread for photographic evidence)









*snigger*

[Andúril]

Great. Thanks to RÃ*an's incredibly clever (and nice) counterargument, my female anatomy is no more.

[Rían]

I just couldn't help the *snigger* - picturing you as a "helpless female" just cracked me up!

[Falagar]

Don't listen to them, Andúril.
I, of course, noticed at once that you are a girl.

[Andúril]

Would anyone like to guess my bra size, then?

I must be one of those chicks who like to discuss this type of thing in public.

[wahine]

Anduril, your bra size is virtually non-existant.

Unless you have man boobies. Then I say you would be a B.

Well, I like to be really bad in department stores. *slap Anduril* Not that bad. anyway, examples.

Get a cart, fill it with K-Y jelly and condoms, leave at some strategic point. Do this repeatedly.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.

Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them off and turn the volumes to 10.

Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrapping.

Put a package of M&M's on layaway.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will invite them only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone."

Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I.Joes and X-Men.

Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

While handling guns in sporting goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are located.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme song from Mission Impossible.

Set up a Valet Parking sign out front.

In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "Pick me!Pick Me!!"

When an announcement is made over the intercom, curl up in a fetal position and scream, "No! No! It's those voices again."

Go into the fitting room, and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet
paper in here!"

I've done everyone of these and have been kicked out of Walmart twice. Although they laughed about it.

I can be very immature.

My favorite though.

I was working at a resturant and I got fired, *VENGEANCE* Next day comes I got in there and go to the bathrooms. I take a canaloupe with me. Everytime someone came in I'd make constipation noises and drop the canaloupe in from about five feet. then a nice long sigh of relief.

I was kicked out of there too. No one laughed.

[elvishfaerie3088]

ooooo if u've done that you've got to try this. Go into an elevator (with lots of ppl) and stand right by the doors and then as they shut and ur about to go up scream ahhhhhh my shoelaces! watch happens and laugh hysterically afterwards! ooo and there theres u go in an elevator and instead of turning around u stare at the people they freak out and leave pretty quick! or u go to the back corner of the elvator rock back and forth screaming when the doors open or shut or someone says something. Go to the back of the elevator yet again and scream at invisible ppl or voices. if u can start crying! go to back of elvator yet again and without turning around when you hear the Ding of the elvators opening run into the wall and scream why can't i get out of this box!!!!!!! try playing marco polo in the mall. go into a store and ask one of the employees there if they've seen your mice, rats, even cock roaches, tell them you last saw them by the clothing section, watch them go nuts! In a theatre in the middle of a boring show or a kids show run out and tell one of the workers that some kids just threw up all over believe me they'll run in there in a panic then leave! Trust me it's best to leave afterwards. Stare at a worker for a while in awe that is, and follow them around, boy thats funny, when they try to seat u stare at them the whole time and then when they leave get up and follow. oooo and there's always the possibility of putting molases or oil in ur friends shoes lots of fun. Try those, they'll be fun.

[Elvedans]

Ok, here's a particular favourite of my mate's.
You ring someone up and say you are from double glazing then get another person with a young voice to cry in a kids voice "Mamma can i have some food?" then shout really loud "NO, GET BACK IN YOUR CUPBOARD!!" then hang up.

I've never tried it myself but it is funny to watch.

[Grey_Wolf]

Why not go back in time and fix the end of the WWII so that the russians take over all of Europe. Wouldn't that be great.