04-19-2002, 10:46 PM | #21 |
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LOL
I think once I'd figured out where I was, I 'd go to the Shire and hang out with the hobbits. Then go to Rivendell, do some ME exploring with a couple of elven buddies, hang out in Lothlorien for a while, decide which place I liked best and live there till i figured out how to get back home.
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04-20-2002, 12:47 AM | #22 |
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Oooh- sandcastles are easy to loot!
And pillage....
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04-20-2002, 01:25 AM | #23 |
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Also, if I arrived in ME, I would make damned sure that no orcs trampled my sandcastles.
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04-20-2002, 01:35 AM | #24 |
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Before or after I pour sand in your bathing suit?
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04-20-2002, 01:38 AM | #25 |
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Must not comment... must not comment....
*Glares at Blackheart* If... I were to suddenly get deposited in ME, I would not wear a bathing suit so that peeps could put sand down it. I would wear full war regalia, and make sandcastles. And I'd use my spade to beat off any sandcastle destroying sand pouring mean poopies.
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04-20-2002, 01:43 AM | #26 |
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*eyes the beautiful maiden in full armor and box crested helmet roasting on the beach making sandcastles and falls down laughing in an apoplexy*
*Recovers his wits sufficiently to set out a bottle of marmite laced lemonade, and hides in a dark cave nearby*
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04-20-2002, 04:09 AM | #27 |
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Then the red bucket it shall be. I'll try and take some cement with me too. *mental picture of an orc trying in vain to pillage my concrete sandcastle* Bwahahahah!
I wouldn't recommend trying to pour sand into whatever I'm wearing, unless you want to feel a couple or nice cold, and wet frogs into YOUR armour!
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04-20-2002, 03:07 PM | #28 |
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I would... eh... eh... WAKE UP!!!
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04-20-2002, 05:08 PM | #29 |
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Lorien.
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04-20-2002, 11:51 PM | #30 |
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Orcs aren't daft enough to wear armor to the beach. We wear thongs!
Behold the power of my thong! it turns away all who would gaze upon my majesty! Sigh, If I had to pick a place to plunder, it would be Dorwinnion. They have the best wine I hear.
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04-21-2002, 06:53 AM | #31 |
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You people are all insane. Can I build sandcastles too?
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04-21-2002, 04:36 PM | #32 | |
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Surely you don't mean ME, Elf Girl! I mean, look at my post:
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04-21-2002, 04:41 PM | #33 |
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Everyone on Entmoot is insane. I'd go to Lorien because it would be fairly peaceful, but it was attacked 3 times, so I'd have excitement. (I'd rather build sandcastles, though. Baffle the Elves leaving ME...)
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04-21-2002, 04:44 PM | #34 |
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I thought that being on Entmoot alone made everybody here insane. Sandcastles are nice, but only if I don't have to see Blackheart in a thong
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04-21-2002, 04:55 PM | #35 |
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Heehee, I can just imagine the elves going west and at the Grey havens seeing the three of us making sandcastles! *very weird mental picture*
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04-21-2002, 05:07 PM | #36 |
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Oh, I've got pictures in my head!!
Me and Earniel in full armour, building sandcastles, Elf Girl contemplatingl wearing a bathing suit, Mr. Orc dancing around in a thong! And the elves joining in, because, let's face it, building sandcastles is waaaaaay more fun than going west. I mean, really!?
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04-21-2002, 05:19 PM | #37 |
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But we never know if they have better sand in Valinor...
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04-21-2002, 09:56 PM | #38 |
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After I found out where I was I would headto the Shire, to see Pippin.
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04-21-2002, 10:12 PM | #39 |
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BAh- the sand in Valinor has all these shiny gems and diamond dust in it- bad for sandcastle building.
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04-22-2002, 02:37 AM | #40 |
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*Digs the giant moat around sand castles*
"Mwahahahahah!" I laugh, eerily. "Hey? Nevermind..." *Throws sand at Blackheart* "Thou shalt not eye beautiful maiden!" *Eyes beautiful maiden* Last edited by Andúril : 04-22-2002 at 02:58 AM. |